Fak

What were they doing to you like?

If anyone from there is reading this: you're a bunch of small time scruffy Scouse rat bastards and you're absolutely dog shit to boot.

Rod! What a season it's been. Cup win and CL football. The sun is just about still out and it's a bank holiday. Have an absolute topper of a night whatever your plans are.

what you reckon of our transfer window this summer big man? I've a hunch it's going to be THEE window we've all been waiting for.

after the sending off and 0-0. Goal was disallowed and minutes later Diallo scored.

that's Bruno's problem not yours.

what the hell man what's your problem?

A think everyone's had one too many beers in the sun today.

eh you what. Ba was class

This you mate?

ya just cannot help ya self ya can fella. Ya just have to make that little pop at the masses for favouring big Callum. Ya just have to make a post that has just a little bit of bait on the end for the lads on here to come chomping on. God bless ya

I thought it looked more like that one we wore in the Champo under Hughton.

where's that pizza from?

Any need to show Big Cal such levels of disrespect?

All right, well, Everton were bombing it round St. James' this afternoon and someone left Alcaraz unmarked. They all said, "If he scores from that cross, Newcastle are dead". So Alcaraz headed it into the back of the net and they said, "Now Newcastle are definitely dead". Then Man Utd walloped Villa at Old Trafford and Howe said, "What were you all worried about?"

To make a run in behind there needs to be space in behind, and there isn't any of that. Everton are sitting too deep and are packing the midfield to stop Tonali, Bruno etc. threading anything through.

New kit looks the bollocks.

Always championed for Barnes to go LW and Gordon RW, but there's two yellows for Ashley Young to be had if it's Gordon up against him.

if this doesn't make you calm down then nowt will.

SSN doing their best to promote and big up the Liverpool Palace game this afternoon. "A dress rehearsal for the charity shield", FFS.

OneFootball only showing Serie A games tonight.

Xabi Alonso confirmed as new Real boss. Really wish Madrid would stop appointing likeable managers to manage a bunch of unlikeable players for such an unlikeable president.

Happy with that. Their last American owner was an absolute stinker.

Aye same be absolutely class. He'll never leave for England though. Shame