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Fak

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    Tino Livramento

    Why was Isak in Tinos pocket?
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    Dan Burn

    I shouldn’t have said anything. This is going to get very silly
  3. I’m starting to regret offering to lick out Pablos cats bottom now.
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    Dan Burn

    No I’m using it’s arsehole as poppers.
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    Dan Burn

    I’m not stopping until I need to get my stomach pumped.
  6. Aye but we’re next level at it.
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    NUFC photos

    “Ahoy Isak, me hearties!”
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    NUFC photos

    Brazzers facial.
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    Nick Pope

    Wasn’t fucking about today. Punched away every cross and called into action with a great save over the bar. His long hoofs away did the job.
  10. Boh. Wouldn’t mind seeing that presser if it ever gets uploaded or replayed anywhere.
  11. Fat fuck of a Sunderland fan behind me at work was licking his lips when Gordon, Botman and Hall were ruled out. “the mags down to the bare bones they’ll get a hiding on Sunday” he was telling his mate. Might cancel my day off so I can drive in just to lift up his shirt and slap him as hard as I can across his big fat gut.
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    Kieran Trippier

    Absolutely colossal today. The Trippier of old, dark arts and an assist. Looks like he was in tears when he ran onto the pitch at full time.
  13. Nobody wants to have a drink with him he doesn’t even post on here anymore.
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