Guest neesy111 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 NUFC prepare to swoop for new players Aug 19 2008 by Alan Oliver, Evening Chronicle http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/08/19/nufc-prepare-to-swoop-for-new-players-72703-21558859/ So he is once again telling us what we already knew. I wouldn't pay 35p for that shit. it's 42p now, and it's free online i only buy a paper when i'm on holiday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Oooooh! They're ABROAD!!!!11 What a scoop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I spoke to Tony Jimenez who confirmed he was abroad, but would not say where because he does not want to alert other clubs to United’s targets. AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] Twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 However, United look like selling another player before they can recruit again, Ipswich confirming that Shola Ameobi has agreed personal terms at Portman Road after having a medical yesterday. What a complete wanker.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Very surprised Oliver actually spoke to Jimenez to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I spoke to Tony Jimenez who confirmed he was abroad, but would not say where because he does not want to alert other clubs to United’s targets. AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] Twat. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Very surprised Oliver actually spoke to Jimenez to be honest. Jimenez Cinco Vientres most likely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Lad Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 im worried about what sort of wage saviola would get..any idea? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Very surprised Oliver actually spoke to Jimenez to be honest. probably summoned him up in a sceance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I spoke to Tony Jimenez who confirmed he was abroad, but would not say where because he does not want to alert other clubs to United’s targets. AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] Twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I spoke to Tony Jimenez who confirmed he was abroad, but would not say where because he does not want to alert other clubs to Uniteds targets. AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] t***. :lol: I'm sure you could work it out if he sent him a text and put delivery reports on. I'm pretty sure it would tell you the country code. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 We need competition/cover for LB A replacement for Nicky Butt An attacking, creative midfielder And a striker So thats 4 positions and KK said maybe 4 signings could be on their way in. The only one I can guess is Saviola. I'd like him. It doesnt matter if hes too small or not. Hes a good player and very skillful. And besides, I thought we were trying to play the ball on the deck this season....not hoofing it up to the big man. I cant see us going after Warnock either. 6m is way to high and considering they bought him for 1.5m we'd be doing a transfer that we always used to do in the FFS era: pay way too much for average players. Taiwo would be great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I spoke to Tony Jimenez who confirmed he was abroad, but would not say where because he does not want to alert other clubs to United’s targets. AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] t***. :lol: I'm sure you could work it out if he sent him a text and put delivery reports on. I'm pretty sure it would tell you the country code. You didn't expect Alan to think of that did you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 A tenner says it's Argentina! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dev Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I spoke to Tony Jimenez who confirmed he was abroad, but would not say where because he does not want to alert other clubs to Uniteds targets. AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] t***. :lol: I'm sure you could work it out if he sent him a text and put delivery reports on. I'm pretty sure it would tell you the country code. You didn't expect Alan to think of that did you? Why would he even bother, when he just has pictures of them all printed out on his desk. AO: "So, KK, don't say anything if you are planning on getting 15 Brazilians signed this window" ... Next Article: "I spoke personally with United manager KEVIN KEEGAN yesterday, and he confirmed that he is intent on bringing a Samba revolution to Tyneside before the week is out." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Very surprised Oliver actually spoke to Jimenez to be honest. You're very trusting. You're talking about the guy who takes all his quotes from www.nufc.co.uk and then puts the name of the person quoted before the words "told me" at the start of all his stories. E.g. "Kevin Keegan told me something that he also said word for word to www.nufc.co.uk" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 A tenner says it's Argentina! More likely spain!. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My guess would be Holland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My guess would be Holland. Jlaus Hans Kuntelaar? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Someone from Belgium has posted this over on Rivals "Translation from Belgian press: Newcastle Agree Pocognoli fee with AZ. Belgian Olympic Defender - Sebastian Pocognoli is on his way to England as Newcastle United agree fee with Dutch Side AZ Alkmaar for the Belgian left Fullback. Talks with his representatives are ongoing. More updates soon." Can't say I've ever heard of him. My guess would be Holland. Jlaus Hans Kuntelaar? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My guess would be Holland. Jlaus Hans Kuntelaar? Freudian slip? Not enough Argies in Holland. Gotta be Spain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I reckon Brett Emerton could be the WOW signing As in 'WOW Alan Oliver was right all those years ago' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Someone from Belgium has posted this over on Rivals "Translation from Belgian press: Newcastle Agree Pocognoli fee with AZ. Belgian Olympic Defender - Sebastian Pocognoli is on his way to England as Newcastle United agree fee with Dutch Side AZ Alkmaar for the Belgian left Fullback. Talks with his representatives are ongoing. More updates soon." Can't say I've ever heard of him. My guess would be Holland. Jlaus Hans Kuntelaar? Get in this guy is fookin unbelievable, shot like a hammer, quick as fook, like stuart pearce in the tackle. Only jokin, never heard of him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Shopping at KK's old club Hamburg wouldn't be a bad idea. Kompany and De Jong fit our criteria. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 NUFC on the trail of Belgian ace Pocognoli Aug 20 2008 by Alan Oliver, Evening Chronicle http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/08/20/nufc-on-the-trail-of-belgian-ace-pocognoli-72703-21567932/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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