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Pilko

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Only paying this match 1% of my attention, what's Rooney been sent off for like?

 

He miscontrolled the ball. An opponent stepped in. He lost his temper and hacked at the back of the player's legs.

 

Park football.

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20 minutes to go from qualifying from next years tournement, he loses the ball in the oppositions half and decides to try and launch him. What a petulant little brat. I was going to say this is one of the reasons England (cant even bring myself to say 'we') will never win anything, but thats not the reason, the reason is because they are shit.

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Have never drank piss before.  And I don't think I ever will.

 

Just to recap, I've got four open piss bets at the minute:

 

If Gervinho score 10 goals this season

If Ranger plays for us again

If Rooney scores 22 more goals for England

If Rooney ever wins the World Cup

 

None of these things will happen, hence I won't be drinking piss.  Ever.

 

My piss bets are looking even better after tonight!

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