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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to fucking bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to fucking bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

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Forgot that he won Sports Personality of the Year. :mackems:

 

European Footballer Of The Year in 2001. :lol:

 

Must have been a lean year for football, when they give it to someone for being good at running and beating keepers at one-on-ones.

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to fucking bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

 

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to fucking bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

 

 

See, even Neville 'I just wanna take you knickers off' Southall knows the score.

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to f***ing bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

Liverpool - Despised by fans

Real Madrid - Forgotten about by fans

Newcastle - Despised by fans

Man Utd - Not noticed by fans

Stoke - Not noticed by fans

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to fucking bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

 

 

See, even Neville 'I just wanna take you knickers off' Southall knows the score.

 

I just wanna what? :lol:

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to f***ing bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

Liverpool - Despised by fans

Real Madrid - Forgotten about by fans

Newcastle - Despised by fans

Man Utd - Not noticed by fans

Stoke - Not noticed by fans

 

The Man U fans I know think he's a shithouse.

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I was absolutely livid the day we signed him, thought we'd made a massive fuck up. :smug:

 

Hated him for a while after he left but have little but utter disdain for him now. Not worth a second's thought, the insipid little turd.

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to fucking bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

 

 

See, even Neville 'I just wanna take you knickers off' Southall knows the score.

 

I just wanna what? :lol:

 

A text he sent to the teenage lass he had an affair with. Always made me chuckle, the thought of him sending/saying that. :lol:

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits and is now sitting in his wardrobe rotting away. He hates him to fucking bits too. That's the sad thing about Michael Owen, he literally is unloved by the fans at the clubs he's been at.

 

He really won't be missed at all.

 

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

 

 

See, even Neville 'I just wanna take you knickers off' Southall knows the score.

 

I just wanna what? :lol:

 

A text he sent to the teenage lass he had an affair with. Always made me chuckle, the thought of him sending/saying that. :lol:

 

Can't argue with the sentiment, tbf.

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My workmate (a Liverpool fan) told me today that he had a framed shirt signed by Michael Owen which was worth £450. When Owen left Liverpool, that frame was smashed to bits

 

If I were him, I'd be more angry at myself for throwing away £450. :lol:

 

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A few years back when Owen was still at Liverpool, I was in this supermarket in Silicon Valley and there was this bratty little kid running around annoying everyone. His Scouser father (wearing a replica jersey) was shouting after him "Owen, Owen..."  He smiled at me and explained that the kid was named after Michael Owen, "England's striker."  I pretended I didn't know what he was talking about.

 

Every once and I while when I need a good laugh, I think about that guy-- naming his son after Michael Owen.  :lol:

 

 

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Man Utd fans I know seem to love the cunt.

 

Who?!

 

Hope Froggy isn't one of them...

 

I'm not. I don't really despise him either. He was signed for nowt on a pay as you play deal and scored one of the most memorable goals in the Premier League for me. A few important equalisers. Hat trick in Europe. Scored in Carling Cup final (then pulled his hammy). He didn't do too bad for us.

 

Like I said before though, I had no emotion at all in regards to his retirement.

 

They also love Alan Smith.

 

Wouldn't say love but he worked his arse off for the team, scored a few crackers and didn't complain when Fergie tried to retrain him as an anchorman. Had a horrific injury and worked hard to come back from it and once he did he was asked to be a forward again. I was delighted for him when he scored that goal against Roma in the CL. He deserved it.

 

We are very appreciative of Smiths' efforts as a Manchester United player.

 

Man Utd fans I know seem to love the cunt.

 

They're Irish, though, mate. Don't think it counts.

 

:wat:

 

 

 

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