Guest chopey Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Its 2016 there is absolutely no need for shit statues anymore, we have measuring equipment that can probe objects to a thousandth of a millimetre and CNC machines that can manufacture them to the same tolerances, I'm probably missing the point of artistic licence and all that but poor quality angers me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Should keep it wrapped up. http://i.imgur.com/cbUsrVL.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 As if they're leaving that terrifying bastard there over the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 The blockwork is mint too. http://i.imgur.com/z9lAGs7.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Bloody hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 That's disgraceful. Does Mike have one man on the phone who does all of his handywork for him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Sculpted by Tom Maley and shipped in from China last year, planning permission has now been gained to site Wor Al on the site of a former public toilet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 The only way to avoid embarrassment now is to just pay Shearer to stand there every day instead of the statue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 During his 10-year spell at St James’ Park Shearer scored 148 goals in 303 appearances. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/alan-shearer-statue-arrives-st-11862527? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 League stats, yeah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 They better be a pair of umbro speciali' !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Fantastic night at his talk in tonight. Shame he fucked off out the back door like but a good night regardless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Owt especially revealing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Hope he says so today, all his mates will be standing there taking the piss when its unveiled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Shearer has replied as well, this could be interesting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Zaha's 23 and his stats so far are abysmal, it was a fair comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 March of the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Zaha's had plenty of top flight experience too, he isn't going to get much better. It's rare players do at that age*. Shearer pissed it as soon as he moved up a league. EDIT:*when they've had the experience Zaha has I mean. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 didn't realise he got 43 in 158 for southampton actually, never looked back after that though and at the age zaha is shearer was putting +30 for blackburn fucking dickhead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 23 was a young player in the eighties or nineties. Not so much anymore. Most good players have been around ages by the time they are 23. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Steve Parish is a fucking moron. His Twitter page reads like a petulant 15 yr old's. He is stupid enough to employ al pards so no surprise really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Keegan's at the statue unveiling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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