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@TaylorR1984 Ryan Taylor

"@Karl7Muir Do you think any of our boys deserve an england call up, including yourself" don't think Capello knows where SJP is...#nosatnav

27 minutes ago

 

:lol:

 

:lol: fuck :lol: :lol:

 

Holy fucking shit. :lol: :lol: What all Toon fans are thinking. What a legend.

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The latest from TheBig_Sam (apologies if this was posted):

 

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

There's something so sexy about watching a confident woman walk into a public toilet.

 

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

She has the eyes of the world watching her but she doesn't care. She needs a piss or a shit & she's fucking well going for one. Such grace.

 

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

It's the sheer mystery of it. As soon as she walks into that room, a thousand scenarios enter my head. Each more erotic than the last.

 

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

Urine and faeces rarely turn me on - lets get that fucking straight right now. But where that stuff comes out of does.

 

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

I had a thing with Sheena Easton in the 80's, however, and she was horrendous in the bathroom. She sounded like a bull being slaughtered.

 

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

And the smells. The fucking smells. Dear God almighty, the smells.

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She has the eyes of the world watching her but she doesn't care. She needs a piss or a shit & she's fucking well going for one. Such grace.

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Is it just me who thinks of Mike (not gay) when they read The Big Sam? :hmm:

 

:lol: :lol:

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