Fugazi Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 "fuck off you smackrat cunt" I'm quite the wordsmith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Haven't we been training at St James' Park recently? Maybe Sissoko just turned up at the wrong place they went back to training at benton because pardew complained about the SJP pitch Add this to the list of excuses, quick. "We was a bit disappointed with the pitch, I think we lost focus and shape and that's not what the fans want to see, they're intelligent enough to know that. So that's something I'll try and address and maybe change for next week. 100%, for sure." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Luke Edwards has tweeted about a "juicy NUFC story" meaning he had to go into work today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Aye pardew not getting sacked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Labelled it as a "rather good NUFC story". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Probably some player arguments after the game or a manager/player standoff, or something like that. Perhaps a naked Pardew headbutted Jonas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Labelled it as a "rather good NUFC story". We've been awarded an extra 10 points for giving the country a good chuckle in these dark economic times? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 If it was that good it would be doing he rounds by now. Edwards trying to justify his existence as usual. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Labelled it as a "rather good NUFC story". Curtis to start the next game at left back? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Probably some player arguments after the game or a manager/player standoff, or something like that. Perhaps a naked Pardew headbutted Jonas? Accidental clash of heads during a naked cuddle, more likely... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 So what was Edwards "story"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 So what was Edwards "story"? same as Bird's. Bit of a mutiny among the French lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Underpants Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 So what was Edwards "story"? same as Bird's. Bit of a mutiny among the French lads. How the hell is that "a rather good Nufc story"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 So what was Edwards "story"? same as Bird's. Bit of a mutiny among the French lads. How the hell is that "a rather good Nufc story"? He's a Mackem kernt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Wouldn't listen to a word Edwards said after he wouldn't rule out Llorente going to Sunderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Excellent piece by Mark Jenson in response to that tosser Edward's hatchet job: When In Doubt, Blame The French 1 hour ago by Mark Jensen In adversity, whether it is in football or in your everyday life, the biggest factor in pulling yourself out of a bad situation is being able to stick together and help each other. What goes on at St.James’ Park is as always a mystery to most of us and while the rumour mill on Tyneside hasn’t turned as quickly in recent times as it once did, it is now showing signs of picking up momentum once again. With United spectacularly falling apart on the pitch compared to last season, there was always going to be a blame game at the end of the season, however it is really kicking off now with three matches to go to ensure Premier League safety. This is what the Telegraph have had to say today; ‘The tension is believed to be down to the fact some individuals have been more interested in complaining about tactics and worrying about their own personal agendas rather than helping the club to survive in the Premier League. Telegraph Sport understands there is concern than the large French contingent on Tyneside do not care as much about the team’s demise and have failed to grasp what is needed to succeed in English football.’ This is pretty strong stuff, claiming professional footballers ‘do not care as much about the team’s demise’ as some of their teammates. The biog weakness of these claims is that the ‘information’ could only have come from one or more inside the club. I’m not much of a Bible reader but even I know that you shouldn’t go throwing stones/blame around unless you are blameless yourself – and who inside St.James’ Park could claim that?!! So the French who were claimed to be our saviours/liberators are now supposed to be the ones we have to blame? Well obviously when they arrived in January they’ve gone about ruining what was a great season up until then… The dismal defeat to Reading in the middle of January showed exactly how far we’d sunk. Without the likes of Sissoko, Gouffran and others, we would never have picked up the wins against the likes of Villa, Chelsea, Southampton and others. Newcastle United would have already been down by now if the players hadn’t arrived in January. Is it the fault of the French that our younger players were so woeful when getting their chance? Is it the fault of the French that our Argentine captain (and top earner) wanted to jump ship mid-season during a relegation fight? Is it the fault of the French that Tiote and Jonas don’t score any goals or create any chances? Is it the fault of the French that the defence (without a single Frenchman!) let in 39 goals by the first week in January? Is it the fault of the French that Alan Pardew sent out such a negative formation against Liverpool? Is it the fault of the French that Newcastle have only one goal scorer at the club? My intention isn’t to find other scapegoats, it is simply to say that those of us who care about Newcastle United have to stick together. Do any of the players care as much as the fans? What I do know is that stories of unrest in the dressing room at Newcastle United are like gold dust to journalists because as we all know, bad news at St.James’ Park sells. As I said earlier, nobody is blameless at Newcastle United for the mess the club is in, having some of the guilty denouncing others at this critical stage is beyond contempt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Christ, that basically sums up my last 1000 posts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Christ, that basically sums up my last 1000 posts. And your next 1000. See you in 2015. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Has anyone seen this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 aaaeeerrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://twitter.com/Danielle_Gxxx/media/grid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 aaaeeerrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://twitter.com/Danielle_Gxxx/media/grid What's with the Richards obsession? I thought she was a toon fan. I don't want to lose her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 That's Kompany on the calender isn't it? Have we full on lost here? We even signed 3 black and one mixed race player in January ffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 That's Kompany on the calender isn't it? Have we full on lost here? We even signed 3 black and one mixed race player in January ffs! Anita needs more pitch time, as it's not looking good: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 So, so, so creepy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 height=400https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJbzk32CYAATWD6.jpg:large[/img] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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