Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I think Wearside could be a decent poster if he tried a bit harder. Edit: Great minds think alike Michael mon ami. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Something serious has happened to Wearside. He used to be very respectable. Mask slipped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Giving Ryder Supporters A Voice. I like the idea tbh, I absolutely adore the guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I've spent the last five years of my life hanging on Lee Ryder's every word. It's time to admit my problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Something serious has happened to Wearside. He used to be very respectable. Mask slipped. Haloween mask? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I think Wearside could be a decent poster if he tried a bit harder. Doubt it. Seems a bit thick, can't really construct sentences very well. The wummery is probably the peak of his mental capacity. Fair play for him in maxing his potential. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 A funny description of Ryder from Toontastic that made me laugh: I picture him in Thompson house most days wandering about half-cut with his nylon suit smelling of the night previous, frantically scouring Twitter or whatnot. By lunchtime I see him as being glad of a bit of fresh air - a Greggs sausage & bean melt, a ham & peasepud stottie and maybe a cheeky packet of cheese n onion why don't'cha. Its Lee's chance to forget, to switch off from his daunting task. Extended (facebook orientated) lunchtime over , panic sets in. Feeling slightly fresher for now having sobered up , he comes into his own and a story emerges like a butterfly from a crysalis, Dekka on call to approve, offer guidance . Spell and grammar checker ignored, it's just submitted before his deadline. Happy Days thinks Lee. Off he then pops for his 8 cans of Kronenburg for £7.50 , closely joined by a Dominos pizza box and a 'soap night' viewing schedule . The process is then repeated throughout the week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Just ban the flaccid nipple and be done with it. He was a pet monkey for a few months and now like Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Global Hypercolour t shirts, he's simply not required any longer. Destroy him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Just ban the flaccid nipple and be done with it. He was a pet monkey for a few months and now like Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Global Hypercolour t shirts, he's simply not required any longer. Destroy him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Something serious has happened to Wearside. He used to be very respectable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 It would be amazing to have a decent mackem poster though... like finding a monkey that can talk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Just ban the flaccid nipple and be done with it. He was a pet monkey for a few months and now like Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Global Hypercolour t shirts, he's simply not required any longer. Destroy him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Something serious has happened to Wearside. He used to be very respectable. It was that Sessegnon vs Ben Arfa debate. Saying Sessegnon had done more in 5 months than Ben Arfa had done in 3 games . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 It would be amazing to have a decent mackem poster though... like finding a monkey that can talk. *Like* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 If Newcastle sign Wickham in the next couple of days, as that "£14 million player", what do you think Wearside will do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Get drunk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Ok, I'll have a nibble... Newcastle United still eyeing Connor Wickham by Lee Ryder, Evening Chronicle May 4 2011 CONNOR WICKHAM is still believed to be on the radar of Newcastle United. However, United will first pursue other targets in their search for a striker this summer with a pulsating chase for a new star expected at St James’ Park in the coming months. Wasn't first choice, you're welcome to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Get bent. Oh, you tried that eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Wearside.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iITlchoLIQ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michaelfoster Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Sunderland signing a player which is named after a town in Gateshead tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Ok, I'll have a nibble... Newcastle United still eyeing Connor Wickham by Lee Ryder, Evening Chronicle May 4 2011 CONNOR WICKHAM is still believed to be on the radar of Newcastle United. However, United will first pursue other targets in their search for a striker this summer with a pulsating chase for a new star expected at St James’ Park in the coming months. Wasn't first choice, you're welcome to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 If Newcastle sign Wickham in the next couple of days, as that "£14 million player", what do you think Wearside will do? stuff what he'll do. i'll not be very happy. not what we need right now.(or them for that matter) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I had this discussion on here before when Newcastle were linked with him and my opinion is still the same,IMO he is very over-rated and if he is coming to be our main striker then I'd be very,very worried. Best thing for him would be to stop at Ipswich for at least another season and get some experience,he has only been starting games properly for about a year and would have to improve massively to start games for Liverpool or any other mid-table PL team for that matter. Wouldn't you agree Wearside ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I had this discussion on here before when Newcastle were linked with him and my opinion is still the same,IMO he is very over-rated and if he is coming to be our main striker then I'd be very,very worried. Best thing for him would be to stop at Ipswich for at least another season and get some experience,he has only been starting games properly for about a year and would have to improve massively to start games for Liverpool or any other mid-table PL team for that matter. Wouldn't you agree Wearside ? I've seen him 8-9 times now and I agree with this. Like yourself I've expressed my concerns on here in the past when we were linked to him. Even when watching him for the U17s I was never that impressed, he overpowed and overawed the opposition but there was little there to me that screamed genuine quality. McEachran in midfield was the real star of that side. Scoring goals at Championship level is not an impressive feat, even for an 18 year old, we all saw first hand how easy it is to score goals down there. Only now has he started managing that on a regular basis (1 in 3 record in the second half of last season). He has some decent physical and technical attributes; reasonably fast, strong, big lad, good in the air, canny throw on him. There is time for him to possibly developed into a good player, but there is nothing there to me that screams superstar. Any other country in the world and I honestly don't think he'd have any sort of real reputation. Sounds bitter but I'm sure I could dig up some posts in the past where I've posted similar stuff. The more I watch English players at youth level and the prices they go for the more I'd rather we just stayed away from buying them alltogether. Simply no value whatsoever as far as I'm concerned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I had this discussion on here before when Newcastle were linked with him and my opinion is still the same,IMO he is very over-rated and if he is coming to be our main striker then I'd be very,very worried. Best thing for him would be to stop at Ipswich for at least another season and get some experience,he has only been starting games properly for about a year and would have to improve massively to start games for Liverpool or any other mid-table PL team for that matter. Wouldn't you agree Wearside ? I've seen him 8-9 times now and I agree with this. Like yourself I've expressed my concerns on here in the past when we were linked to him. Even when watching him for the U17s I was never that impressed, he overpowed and overawed the opposition but there was little there to me that screamed genuine quality. McEachran in midfield was the real star of that side. Scoring goals at Championship level is not an impressive feat, even for an 18 year old, we all saw first hand how easy it is to score goals down there. Only now has he started managing that on a regular basis (1 in 3 record in the second half of last season). He has some decent physical and technical attributes; reasonably fast, strong, big lad, good in the air, canny throw on him. There is time for him to possibly developed into a good player, but there is nothing there to me that screams superstar. Any other country in the world and I honestly don't think he'd have any sort of real reputation. Sounds bitter but I'm sure I could dig up some posts in the past where I've posted similar stuff. The more I watch English players at youth level and the prices they go for the more I'd rather we just stayed away from buying them alltogether. Simply no value whatsoever as far as I'm concerned. it's actually a quote from wearside himself.....http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,68418.msg3012008.html#msg3012008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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