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So we've got a pact with the devil which keeps Best scoring, we've infiltrated EA to unfairly inflate our player ratings in video games so that players think we're a better team than we are and are more likely to join us, we control the local, national, TV and print media, we have referees in our pocket, Sunderland players and managers deliberately fail because they're closeted Newcastle fans, outside of football we use our influence to get Toon fans on to adverts, keep the Tyneside propaganda going with unfairly excessive coverage of things like the Great North Run...  This is beyond the usual football related bitterness, do the denizens of RTG get changed in the cupboard because they think Mags are spying on them through a camera in that round hole in the light fitting?

 

I guess the conspiracy theories and superstitions are easier than admitting that maybe their team isn't as amazing as they thought and our players aren't all as Championship level as they've imagined...

 

The mackems are watching! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=629669

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> Mag at work comes through the door

 

"Honey, ahm hurm!"

 

*Whoops and applause*

 

"Put the telly on pet, ah cannit wait to see the Barcelurna of the North beat Man U the neet, reckon it'll be a waak awa."

 

> Cuts to 3-0 Man U scoreline and M.A.W with head in hands.  Flower on windowsill wilts SFX: SLIDE WHISTLE

 

:laugh2:

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So we've got a pact with the devil which keeps Best scoring, we've infiltrated EA to unfairly inflate our player ratings in video games so that players think we're a better team than we are and are more likely to join us, we control the local, national, TV and print media, we have referees in our pocket, Sunderland players and managers deliberately fail because they're closeted Newcastle fans, outside of football we use our influence to get Toon fans on to adverts, keep the Tyneside propaganda going with unfairly excessive coverage of things like the Great North Run...  This is beyond the usual football related bitterness, do the denizens of RTG get changed in the cupboard because they think Mags are spying on them through a camera in that round hole in the light fitting?

 

I guess the conspiracy theories and superstitions are easier than admitting that maybe their team isn't as amazing as they thought and our players aren't all as Championship level as they've imagined...

 

The mackems are watching! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=629669

 

:omg:

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So we've got a pact with the devil which keeps Best scoring, we've infiltrated EA to unfairly inflate our player ratings in video games so that players think we're a better team than we are and are more likely to join us, we control the local, national, TV and print media, we have referees in our pocket, Sunderland players and managers deliberately fail because they're closeted Newcastle fans, outside of football we use our influence to get Toon fans on to adverts, keep the Tyneside propaganda going with unfairly excessive coverage of things like the Great North Run...  This is beyond the usual football related bitterness, do the denizens of RTG get changed in the cupboard because they think Mags are spying on them through a camera in that round hole in the light fitting?

 

I guess the conspiracy theories and superstitions are easier than admitting that maybe their team isn't as amazing as they thought and our players aren't all as Championship level as they've imagined...

 

The mackems are watching! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=629669

 

:omg:

 

Another merged thread - they're learning :omg:

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So we've got a pact with the devil which keeps Best scoring, we've infiltrated EA to unfairly inflate our player ratings in video games so that players think we're a better team than we are and are more likely to join us, we control the local, national, TV and print media, we have referees in our pocket, Sunderland players and managers deliberately fail because they're closeted Newcastle fans, outside of football we use our influence to get Toon fans on to adverts, keep the Tyneside propaganda going with unfairly excessive coverage of things like the Great North Run...  This is beyond the usual football related bitterness, do the denizens of RTG get changed in the cupboard because they think Mags are spying on them through a camera in that round hole in the light fitting?

 

I guess the conspiracy theories and superstitions are easier than admitting that maybe their team isn't as amazing as they thought and our players aren't all as Championship level as they've imagined...

 

The mackems are watching! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=629669

 

:omg:

 

Another merged thread - they're learning :omg:

 

They'll be developing opposable thumbs next.  If they ever figure out how to make and use tools we're fucked.

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So has their first win this season (2nd home win in about 11?) blinded some delusional old souls? A huge deflection, an own goal, a goalie howler, and a set piece the goalkeeper should have saved.

 

Europe certs.

 

Mag cunt.

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So we've got a pact with the devil which keeps Best scoring, we've infiltrated EA to unfairly inflate our player ratings in video games so that players think we're a better team than we are and are more likely to join us, we control the local, national, TV and print media, we have referees in our pocket, Sunderland players and managers deliberately fail because they're closeted Newcastle fans, outside of football we use our influence to get Toon fans on to adverts, keep the Tyneside propaganda going with unfairly excessive coverage of things like the Great North Run...  This is beyond the usual football related bitterness, do the denizens of RTG get changed in the cupboard because they think Mags are spying on them through a camera in that round hole in the light fitting?

 

I guess the conspiracy theories and superstitions are easier than admitting that maybe their team isn't as amazing as they thought and our players aren't all as Championship level as they've imagined...

 

Aye, all that and we still only finish 13th :lol:

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Love it how on RTG they seem to genuinely believe Cabaye and Tiote are s***.

 

 

they have created an alternate reality where they believe this stuff is true. trouble isthey agree on nowt about thier own club and tear each other to pieces every 5 mins.

 

They constantly go at each other like rabid dogs, some of those threads are shocking.

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It's 2011 and they have a new thread on how we shouldn't have even been in the 1969 Fairs Cup :spit:

 

The bitterness and pettiness directed at everything black and white encapsulated in one ridiculous thread.  It's so pathetic i'm struggling to formulate a response past 'What a bunch of fucking mongs'.

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