Dave Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Dave`s first Christmas with his offspring: "Kids, there is no santa claus, let's just nip that one in the bud" I did actually spit coffee out reading that. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblemaster Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 looks like berbatov had a spat with fergie ?? They dont last long in the team after that..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Also, claims that a fairy will leave you money in return for one of your teeth are wide of the mark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Also, claims that a fairy will leave you money in return for one of your teeth are wide of the mark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 If the Tooth Fairy does come though, you have to worry about the Easter Bunny leaving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 If the Tooth Fairy does come though, you have to worry about the Easter Bunny leaving. The tooth fairy being younger and cheaper. The cache of teeth having significant resale value Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Quotes from Jelavic in the Jutarnji List. "If Manchester United wanted to sign me, I couldn't stay in Scotland. It's a club I couldn't say no to. If it was Newcastle United, that would be different". That rules him out then. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Quotes from Jelavic in the Jutarnji List. "If Manchester United wanted to sign me, I couldn't stay in Scotland. It's a club I couldn't say no to. If it was Newcastle United, that would be different". That rules him out then. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Fair play on the honesty, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Quotes from Jelavic in the Jutarnji List. "If Manchester United wanted to sign me, I couldn't stay in Scotland. It's a club I couldn't say no to. If it was Newcastle United, that would be different". That rules him out then. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Harsh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Biting bake at Pardew maybe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Quotes from Jelavic in the Jutarnji List. "If Manchester United wanted to sign me, I couldn't stay in Scotland. It's a club I couldn't say no to. If it was Newcastle United, that would be different". That rules him out then. :lol: The joke is on him really, man utd wouldnt touch him with a barge pole and tbh if a little slag like him wouldn't want to play for any PL team then it shows what a coward he is. He'd be found out in this league in 5 minutes. Enjoy your two horse race again you horrible talentless bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Quotes from Jelavic in the Jutarnji List. "If Manchester United wanted to sign me, I couldn't stay in Scotland. It's a club I couldn't say no to. If it was Newcastle United, that would be different". That rules him out then. :lol: No problem, no hard feeling either, just Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Never heard of him. Is he any good? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Never heard of him. Is he any good? He can score in Scotland. So probably not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Quotes from Jelavic in the Jutarnji List. "If Manchester United wanted to sign me, I couldn't stay in Scotland. It's a club I couldn't say no to. If it was Newcastle United, that would be different". That rules him out then. :lol: The joke is on him really, man utd wouldnt touch him with a barge pole and tbh if a little slag like him wouldn't want to play for any PL team then it shows what a coward he is. He'd be found out in this league in 5 minutes. Enjoy your two horse race again you horrible talentless b******. It's because of Pardew's (accurate) comments about the SPL being a shit league with shit players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 16 goals in the SPL? Honestly i'd take him if he was a CB, but that's dreadful for a striker playing for Rangers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 He's alright but really is full of shit. Keeps saying manu are after him when everybody in football knows its bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Transfers? "The chairman wants to be a bit risky about it" Sport.co.uk - Andrew Allen - 45 minutes ago Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew has revealed that chairman Mike Ashley is looking to take risks in the transfer market with a view to unearthing ... http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/53866/Transfers_The_chairman_wants_to_be_a_bit_risky_about_it.aspx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 http://www.newcastlerumours.co.uk/ This website is great for a laugh, people ask the editor about the latest rumours (they think that he knows all the players and agents etc ), but this one made me laugh: 31 May 2011 09:44:26 Ed wat is the percentage of us getting Yohan cabaye. Also whats the percentage of us getting gervinho {Ed002's Note - There is a good chance of Cabaye - 7.46/10. Gervinho about 5/10.} The precision of '7.46' I found funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgs Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 7m for berbatov seems like a bargain. Even if he is 30 he is still quality. Would mean less high crosses though as I don't think his heading is that good but that would somewhat suit ben arfa, jonas, and someone like gervinho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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