QBG Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Jose Enrique Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Andy Cole when I could run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I'm the white Geremi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I'm the white Geremi. Carlton Palmer TBH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I'm a cunter and shittier version of Victor Valdés. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I'm the white Geremi. Carlton Palmer TBH. I've heard you move a bit like Peter Crouch's robot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I do a mean Crouchy robot actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I do a mean Crouchy robot actually. I've heard Crouchy takes the piss out of you for being so lanky & skinny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Mark Viduka ''Strolling about, looking for the buffet'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 At Full back - Salcido minus the pace, happily chuck myself about on anything other than 3G stuff, as I proved for NOFC against Preston. In midfield- The plodder, the Riquelme, the work rate is lacking but the eye for a through ball and touch of skill/dribble never dies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Like a Scott Parker: tries hard but ultimately shite then gets in a mood and fucks off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Two footed, good on the ball but don't like running, tackling back or too much exertion of any kind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Two Footed, good on the ball but don't like running, tackling back or too much exertion of any kind. who did he play for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I've often thought about this. I'd say I'm like Jonas, hardworking, good feet and a good dribbler. Just a bit inconsistent and poor goalscoring record. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 In my playing days, I loved that secondary striker role, linking attack and midfield. That's why I go on about those kind of players so much. I'd like to have been George Best. For the sex, mainly. I regret not getting more as a young man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Gordon Cowans. Not mobile at all but there's a little bit of ability there. A little bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Gordon Cowans. Not mobile at all but there's a little bit of ability there. A little bit. and the nose.....and ears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Two Footed, good on the ball but don't like running, tackling back or too much exertion of any kind. who did he play for? Pohang Steelers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Gordon Cowans. Not mobile at all but there's a little bit of ability there. A little bit. and the nose.....and ears. Well yes obviously, the fact that he looks like someone's been chopping logs on his face played a part in picking him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Gordon Cowans. Not mobile at all but there's a little bit of ability there. A little bit. I was going to say Cowans. Wierd. Same star sign as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Gordon Cowans. Not mobile at all but there's a little bit of ability there. A little bit. I was going to say Cowans. Wierd. Same star sign as well. same star sign eh ? you putting in for the france job ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Clarke Carlisle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I can't decide between Patrick Vieira, Steve McManaman and Shola Ameobi. Dead serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Would have to say Peter Lovenkrands. Same height , moved from winger to striker, quite good at heading but i can fuck up sometimes in front of goal with the ball at feet, quite quick. Obviously he is like 100 times better than me at these things ( i would say I'm faster though). Big schlong also. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 My mates and I have had this discussion, I came out as Benayoun, which I was pretty pleased with. Mouthy little jew? ravishing good looks I heard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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