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Just found out about 'Fantasy Fuckwit' in FourFourTwo. Basically its a fantasy league that rewards ineptness. Heres the scoring system:

 

Match Day Performance

Losing a match: 1 point each (incl. substitutes)

Losing by 3+ goals: 1 extra point each (incl. substitutes)

Most disappointing player: 3 points, awarded by an Expert Panellists

Scoring own goal: 3 points, with 1 possible bonus point for comedy value

Assist in opposition goal: 1-3 points. Think Robert Green in South Africa...

Giving away penalty: 3 points

Missing penalty: 3 points

Missing easy chance: 1-3 points

Missing by a mile: 1 point

 

Discipline

Straight Red Card: 4 points

Yellow Card: 1 point

Second Yellow (ie =red): 2 points

F**kwit Yellows (e.g. removing shirt during goal celebration): 1 bonus point

 

General Footballing Malarkey

Getting sacked or quitting (Managers and players): 10 points

Getting injured during the warm-up: 5 points

Training ground punch-up: 5 points

Refusing to play: 3-5 points

Handbags (on-pitch pushing & shoving): 1-3 points each

Kissing the badge: 1 point

Other embarrassing goal celebrations: 1 point

Amateur dramatics (diving, feigning injury etc): 1 point

Laughable change of hairstyle: 1 point

Comedy value: 1 point

 

Off-the-pitch Antics

(Points are awarded by our Expert Panel in celebration of the many Premiership players who liven up the tabloid news pages each week)

 

Ten points:

Fathering a love child (points awarded on acknowledgement of fatherhood, DNA results or facial similarity)

Getting jailed (points awarded on first day inside/first drop the soap incident)

Getting deported

Getting banned for snorting or injecting anything illegal, failing to attend drug test etc

 

Five points:

Caught cheating on WAG

Other WAG-related naughtiness

Getting nicked for drunk-driving

Wrapping car round lamppost

Unwanted tabloid attention of any description

Recording pisspoor rap song

 

One to three points

Having house burgled while away on football trip

Having house burgled while inside it

Drunk in bar/nightclub shortly before game

Getting into bar/nightclub fight

Getting nicked for speeding

General off-pitch f**kwittery

 

 

http://www.fantasyfwit.com/

Brilliant ;D

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Played my wild card after a few baron weeks and i reckon i've come up trumps.

 

............................Robinson

 

............Terry.....Almohamody.....Hutton

 

Brunt.....Malouda....Bale......Nani.....Van Der Vaart

 

........................Tevez...Bent

 

 

 

Bench - Alex, Ameobi, Williamson

 

 

 

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
Guest Chubby Jason

Unbelievably bad week this week. Players injured/just not in squad...Carroll was the only player that got me any points.

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The stonking 3 points from yesterday takes me to 3rd in the NO league. :lol:

 

My mate who I'm in a league with is paying the price for being a daft twat and making loads of substitutions, he's already made about 25. Not only is it costing him more points, he's screwing himself over with players he rashly takes out coming back into form. He took VDV out for reasons I don't understand, scored last night, then put Adam in as captain - Adam's benched. Love it.

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