broonalegeordie Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 i was doing fairly shit, but 2 good weeks have totally changed things.... in leagues with my mates most have lost interest already, so im glad theres a few still updating their teams in this league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Up to 9th - thank god for Tevez as captain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Just found out about 'Fantasy Fuckwit' in FourFourTwo. Basically its a fantasy league that rewards ineptness. Heres the scoring system: Match Day Performance Losing a match: 1 point each (incl. substitutes) Losing by 3+ goals: 1 extra point each (incl. substitutes) Most disappointing player: 3 points, awarded by an Expert Panellists Scoring own goal: 3 points, with 1 possible bonus point for comedy value Assist in opposition goal: 1-3 points. Think Robert Green in South Africa... Giving away penalty: 3 points Missing penalty: 3 points Missing easy chance: 1-3 points Missing by a mile: 1 point Discipline Straight Red Card: 4 points Yellow Card: 1 point Second Yellow (ie =red): 2 points F**kwit Yellows (e.g. removing shirt during goal celebration): 1 bonus point General Footballing Malarkey Getting sacked or quitting (Managers and players): 10 points Getting injured during the warm-up: 5 points Training ground punch-up: 5 points Refusing to play: 3-5 points Handbags (on-pitch pushing & shoving): 1-3 points each Kissing the badge: 1 point Other embarrassing goal celebrations: 1 point Amateur dramatics (diving, feigning injury etc): 1 point Laughable change of hairstyle: 1 point Comedy value: 1 point Off-the-pitch Antics (Points are awarded by our Expert Panel in celebration of the many Premiership players who liven up the tabloid news pages each week) Ten points: Fathering a love child (points awarded on acknowledgement of fatherhood, DNA results or facial similarity) Getting jailed (points awarded on first day inside/first drop the soap incident) Getting deported Getting banned for snorting or injecting anything illegal, failing to attend drug test etc Five points: Caught cheating on WAG Other WAG-related naughtiness Getting nicked for drunk-driving Wrapping car round lamppost Unwanted tabloid attention of any description Recording pisspoor rap song One to three points Having house burgled while away on football trip Having house burgled while inside it Drunk in bar/nightclub shortly before game Getting into bar/nightclub fight Getting nicked for speeding General off-pitch f**kwittery http://www.fantasyfwit.com/ Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 72 point gameweek. In the league of 19 I'm in, I was bottom after Gameweek 3, played my wildcard... now sit a comfortable 13th, 10 points off 9th, and 80 points off the bottom. Boo ya! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Top of the Head-to-Head. Wooo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Moving back up to the table, nice! (albeit up to 17th) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 I've had 2 every week off fucking Gareth Bale since 2 goals at Stoke and the cunt scores 3 in the CL? He got 5 this week but I benched him, fml. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Played my wild card after a few baron weeks and i reckon i've come up trumps. ............................Robinson ............Terry.....Almohamody.....Hutton Brunt.....Malouda....Bale......Nani.....Van Der Vaart ........................Tevez...Bent Bench - Alex, Ameobi, Williamson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Everyone dropped Carroll? I'm not sure whether to take the 4pt hit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Everyone dropped Carroll? I'm not sure whether to take the 4pt hit. Stuck with him but he hasn't been awarded the assist for Nolan's goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 51 points this weekend. Not bad seeing as the average is 27. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 My emergency captain is set to change on form. How does it pick N'Zogbia as my captain over the likes of Nani? Was the difference in me getting 63 points and 73. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Not a bad week to transfer Nolan into my team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Not sure how it comes up with the number for form, but N'Zogbia was apparently in better form than Nani prior to this weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 61 points this week. Second in our league of 26 for October, beaten only by the current leader overall. I sit 14th, not bad seeing as I was bottom after a few weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Hmm, there isn't really any point to the H2H league is there? I've got the joint 2nd highest 'points difference' yet I'm 21st in the H2H league itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 As shit as I have been so far in this fantasy league - this week I had Nolan as my captain and (alltogether) got 78 points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Good god. Haven't looked at my team since Everton away, and i find out i'm bottom of the league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 4th in the NO league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Williamson, Barton and Carroll saved me this weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 15pts this weekend, fuking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Chelsea boys screwed me over today. Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Unbelievably bad week this week. Players injured/just not in squad...Carroll was the only player that got me any points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Lying in fifth at the mo, great success. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 The stonking 3 points from yesterday takes me to 3rd in the NO league. My mate who I'm in a league with is paying the price for being a daft twat and making loads of substitutions, he's already made about 25. Not only is it costing him more points, he's screwing himself over with players he rashly takes out coming back into form. He took VDV out for reasons I don't understand, scored last night, then put Adam in as captain - Adam's benched. Love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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