Rocker Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I think he'll make a run-in against Arsenal and score a cheap shot (goal.) Elaborate plan by Pardew, who will also unveil two new signings (members) into his team (faction). Both will be 'former' Arsenal players, who would've turned heel, and the camera will cut away as the management all laugh manically, end credits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 At first I thought Daves replies the last half year were serious, as 80% of them are just a short one line reply with something sarcastic about saving money, but now I´m starting to think that he may be on a trolling quest the internet has never seen the likes of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I think he'll make a run-in against Arsenal and score a cheap shot (goal.) Elaborate plan by Pardew, who will also unveil two new signings (members) into his team (faction). Both will be 'former' Arsenal players, who would've turned heel, and the camera will cut away as the management all laugh manically, end credits. Harper runs on for an elbow at some point when the ref isn't looking, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Probably going to miss seven or eight games then. Great news, imagine all those appearance bonus payments we'll save. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I bet he's going to miss the start of the season, at the least. Why? This is bloody why. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Another sicknote then eh? Still, at least Pardew will be able to roll out the 'like a new signing' line when he eventually returns. If Ben Arfa's not careful, he's gonna have a rep like Michael Owen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I thought Ben Arfa was in Clairefontaine, France? He is shown in the photo on this page about the Pre-Arsenal Press Conference: - http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/TV/InterviewsDetail/0,,10278~2417374,00.html It is raining in the photo so I guess it is from today unless they used a photo from earlier in pre-season for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Hatem Ben Balsa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I thought Ben Arfa was in Clairefontaine, France? He is shown in the photo on this page about the Pre-Arsenal Press Conference: - http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/TV/InterviewsDetail/0,,10278~2417374,00.html It is raining in the photo so I guess it is from today unless they used a photo from earlier in pre-season for some reason. From yonks ago that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Sicknote because the poor bastard had his leg snapped in half before he had played a handful of games on these shores. It's not as if he's had a reputation of being injuryprone before he arrived. Some people on here are unbelievable at times, comparing him to that cunt Michael Owen already. Pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Another sicknote then eh? Still, at least Pardew will be able to roll out the 'like a new signing' line when he eventually returns. If Ben Arfa's not careful, he's gonna have a rep like Michael Owen. Sicknote? I hope you're just here looking for bites and not actually being serious.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Yeah, lets see how many games he manages this season first... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Another sicknote then eh? Still, at least Pardew will be able to roll out the 'like a new signing' line when he eventually returns. If Ben Arfa's not careful, he's gonna have a rep like Michael Owen. Sicknote? I hope you're just here looking for bites and not actually being serious.... Its more than likely he's just a moron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I mightn't agree with everyone but I respect everyone's opinion normally, but that's a crock of shite that like. Anyone who does think that needs to have a word tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Another sicknote then eh? Still, at least Pardew will be able to roll out the 'like a new signing' line when he eventually returns. If Ben Arfa's not careful, he's gonna have a rep like Michael Owen. Embarrassing post that, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Another sicknote then eh? Still, at least Pardew will be able to roll out the 'like a new signing' line when he eventually returns. If Ben Arfa's not careful, he's gonna have a rep like Michael Owen. Don't be daft man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M1tche Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Just watch the press conference and pardew actually said "We hope to have some good news on him over the next few weeks. I don't know, i think it could be about 5-6 weeks", so this is not a set length of time, all depends on what he's done. i've done my ankle twice once it F*****g killed and was told 3 months out and was back in 3 weeks an the next time it didnt hurt to bad and i finished the match, but was then out for 3 months. so this could go either way. As newcasle fans i know its hard, but lets try not to get too depressed about it. Just remember he'll be like a new signin when he returns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Another sicknote then eh? Still, at least Pardew will be able to roll out the 'like a new signing' line when he eventually returns. If Ben Arfa's not careful, he's gonna have a rep like Michael Owen. Don't be daft man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Probably going to miss seven or eight games then. Great news, imagine all those appearance bonus payments we'll save. You recon he'll be out for 2 and a half months now then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Probably going to miss seven or eight games then. Great news, imagine all those appearance bonus payments we'll save. You recon he'll be out for 2 and a half months now then? What? Six weeks isn't far off the end of September. Check the fixture list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Probably going to miss seven or eight games then. Great news, imagine all those appearance bonus payments we'll save. You recon he'll be out for 2 and a half months now then? What? Six weeks is the end of September. Check the fixture list. Can I post the fixture list just to confirm this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Probably going to miss seven or eight games then. Great news, imagine all those appearance bonus payments we'll save. You recon he'll be out for 2 and a half months now then? What? Six weeks isn't far off the end of September. Check the fixture list. Our seventh game of the season is 7 and a half weeks from now and our eight game is 9 and a half weeks.. Or are you including the Carling Cup? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Probably going to miss seven or eight games then. Great news, imagine all those appearance bonus payments we'll save. You recon he'll be out for 2 and a half months now then? What? Six weeks is the end of September. Check the fixture list. Can I post the fixture list just to confirm this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Our "medical team" can fuck right off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Probably going to miss seven or eight games then. Great news, imagine all those appearance bonus payments we'll save. You recon he'll be out for 2 and a half months now then? What? Six weeks isn't far off the end of September. Check the fixture list. Our seventh game of the season is 7 and a half weeks from now and our eight game is 9 and a half weeks.. Or are you including the Carling Cup? Six weeks from today is the 22nd September. Our seventh game of the season is on the 24th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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