PCW1983 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 According to some stats i read on skysports earlier his pass completion rate is just about 89%, damn goo that like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 He deserves respect for being the reason for that smilie alone. His footballing ability is just a bonus after that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I think it's true, Tiote is God. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATB Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Even if he plays bad he´s the best of the field. amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 He really does look like Mr T from the A team. That should be his nickname, Mr T. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 He reminds me of Tina Turner in Mad Max 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 He's alright I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Imagine if CRonaldo still played for Man Utd. When we are playing them and he goes to ground rolling all over the place Tiote could come on the pitch with his Tank and tell him "Get some nuts fool!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 He reminds me of Tina Turner in Mad Max 2. I don't even know what this means. *...also Tina Turner was in Mad Max 3 IIRC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Frightening to watch him nullify a 4 man midfield on his own like tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Best midfielder to play for us in 20 years? perhaps ever? Been party to this madness for 50. Rob Lee perhaps in his later years when he was used more defensively, though still not quite the same type of player. Before that Stan Anderson (one for the oldies), though Cheik probably has it. (Trying not to be an old bore here, you'll appreciate!) Can't really recall such a dominating midfield presence, defensively, as Tiote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 94-95 Lee and 01-02 Speed take some beating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Loved the cries of 'SHOOOOOT' everytime he touched the ball. The guy is an incredible CM and him and HBA are key to our future success. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 He really does look like Mr T from the A team. That should be his nickname, Mr T. I'm glad you specified it was the Mr T from the A Team, as opposed to the many other Mr T's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Mr T from the A-Team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._T Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 http://random-gif.net/gif/Mr%20T.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Joey_Barton Josephine Lucifer Adolf Barton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Pissing myself at that site like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polpolpol Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 His taking of the ball on the half-turn and his distribution remind me a lot of Scholes (evidence of latter below in unsightly, large picture. Tiote on top, Scholes the left and centre of the bottom row). It wouldn't surprise me if Ferguson interested in him as a replacement for Carrick ((the old new-Scholes) as seen below, bottom right, giving the ball away too often). http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7654/tiotevsscholes.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sam_Allardyce Jesus christ the opening line lol Sam 'Bung-Bandit' Allardyce is famous for being the first child to be conceived from two male parents. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VegasToon Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 http://www.emanueleferonato.com/images/space1.jpg http://www.treehugger.com/earth-day-action.png "On the 7th day, Tiote played football for Newcastle." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 How did he only warm the bench in Holland? I don't buy the explanation that he's more suited to the English game, he'd have bossed a league of that quality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 He reminds me of Tina Turner in Mad Max 2. I don't even know what this means. *...also Tina Turner was in Mad Max 3 IIRC. Beyond The Thunder Dome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk77 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 It's not fair to compare Tiote and Scholes. First of all, the former is God whilst the latter is a f***** cretin who would have been banned from any kind of reproduction activities if it wasn't for the fact that he's a footballer. Second Tiote plays for a weaker team, and he has Nolan as his partner. That requires much more from Tiote, because Nolan (unlike most other offensive midfielders) is not a participating to a large degree in the build up play. Manure's wingers is also more in motion and most team sit deep against them, making it easier for Scholes to find alternatives. Conclusion, if you've put Scholes in our team, he would collapse like a card house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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