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He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time.

Shola's a vet? What a guy. Can someone Photoshop him delivering a calf please?

A donkey would be more appropriate.
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My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha.

 

:lol: Most embarrassing Nigerian event since the failed space programme.

 

Don't! :lol:

 

I've only just stopped laughing at that ffs.

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My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha.

 

:lol: Most embarrassing Nigerian event since the failed space programme.

 

The space programme was awesome

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It's the bit about how other countries told them to stop.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Fuck, I'm totally creased. Even thinking about it proper gets to me. I was properly hunched over and weeping when I first read it. Could barely breathe. :lol:

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Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

 

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

 

I thought it was good, I think it's f***ing blinding after reading this s****.

 

:lol: What are you ranting about you crazy person? Go have a cup of tea and a lie down.

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Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

 

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

 

Pissing in the wind looking for sympathy from a country that took Emile Heskey to 2 world cups. At least for Nigeria Shola will only make one :lol:

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Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

 

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

 

Pissing in the wind looking for sympathy from a country that took Emile Heskey to 2 world cups. At least for NIGERia Shola will only make one :lol:

 

suspicious caps are suspicious

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You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High.

 

 

EDIT: Kaka, that is.

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Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

 

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

 

Pissing in the wind looking for sympathy from a country that took Emile Heskey to 2 world cups. At least for NIGERia Shola will only make one :lol:

 

suspicious caps are suspicious

 

Oops!? Best edit that like :lol:

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After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself.

 

Park chu young and ji dong won, A truly devastating duo.  :lol: :lol:

 

I mean, everyone else was so shit that we had to call up the guy who's played about as much football in the past three years as I have. What is this shit!?

 

It's a shame because the rest of the team is awfully decent. We just never produce strikers.

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You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High.

 

 

EDIT: Kaka, that is.

 

I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there.

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You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High.

 

 

EDIT: Kaka, that is.

 

I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there.

 

It's not a high school show, it's a comedy.

 

DO.YOUR.RESEARCH

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Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him.

Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit.

 

Oba has been immense this season. Much better player than Shola. Much better form than Shola.

 

Two more assists in a 2-1 win for Oba tonight. He's playing ridiculously well.

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It's the bit about how other countries told them to stop.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Fuck, I'm totally creased. Even thinking about it proper gets to me. I was properly hunched over and weeping when I first read it. Could barely breathe. :lol:

 

I wanted to be an astronaut and start the Nigerian Space program, but then I started reading about the cosmonaut crashes and saw the Challenger crash in the US. I quickly lost interest after that.

 

Had a similar experience with being a race pilot.

 

Has that been much of a success ?

:lol: It's gone terribly and been a national embarrassment, so I would say no. We launched a satellite, but it was so rubbish, that others nations made us shut it down out of fear it would spin out of control and crash into other shuttles and satellites.

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Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example.

 

Oba never was the best on a bicycle.

 

Exactly.

 

Oba

Better at football

 

Shola

Bigger

Can ride bike and eat apple

Has been on MTV cribs

 

 

 

Looks like a clear 3-1 victory for Shola.

 

 

 

:lol:

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