sempuki Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time. Shola's a vet? What a guy. Can someone Photoshop him delivering a calf please? A donkey would be more appropriate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha. Most embarrassing Nigerian event since the failed space programme. Don't! I've only just stopped laughing at that ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Where is baba man FFS, he better not have left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha. Most embarrassing Nigerian event since the failed space programme. The space programme was awesome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 It's the bit about how other countries told them to stop. :lol: Fuck, I'm totally creased. Even thinking about it proper gets to me. I was properly hunched over and weeping when I first read it. Could barely breathe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 'National embarrassment' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I need to find that article man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer. I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters. I thought it was good, I think it's f***ing blinding after reading this s****. What are you ranting about you crazy person? Go have a cup of tea and a lie down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You guys need to stop making stuff up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer. I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters. Pissing in the wind looking for sympathy from a country that took Emile Heskey to 2 world cups. At least for Nigeria Shola will only make one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer. I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters. Pissing in the wind looking for sympathy from a country that took Emile Heskey to 2 world cups. At least for NIGERia Shola will only make one suspicious caps are suspicious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High. EDIT: Kaka, that is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer. I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters. Pissing in the wind looking for sympathy from a country that took Emile Heskey to 2 world cups. At least for NIGERia Shola will only make one suspicious caps are suspicious Oops!? Best edit that like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself. Park chu young and ji dong won, A truly devastating duo. :lol: I mean, everyone else was so shit that we had to call up the guy who's played about as much football in the past three years as I have. What is this shit!? It's a shame because the rest of the team is awfully decent. We just never produce strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High. EDIT: Kaka, that is. I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 It's the most amazing show ever, KaKa, you stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High. EDIT: Kaka, that is. I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there. It's not a high school show, it's a comedy. DO.YOUR.RESEARCH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Guess you sissy boys can all get together and watch it then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I guess we can. Not a bad idea actually. Cheers mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fuck off slagging off Summer Heights High like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him. Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit. Oba has been immense this season. Much better player than Shola. Much better form than Shola. Two more assists in a 2-1 win for Oba tonight. He's playing ridiculously well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Ahh but Shola plays (I use this word loosely) in the "Best League In The World™" doesn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 It's the bit about how other countries told them to stop. :lol: Fuck, I'm totally creased. Even thinking about it proper gets to me. I was properly hunched over and weeping when I first read it. Could barely breathe. I wanted to be an astronaut and start the Nigerian Space program, but then I started reading about the cosmonaut crashes and saw the Challenger crash in the US. I quickly lost interest after that. Had a similar experience with being a race pilot. Has that been much of a success ? It's gone terribly and been a national embarrassment, so I would say no. We launched a satellite, but it was so rubbish, that others nations made us shut it down out of fear it would spin out of control and crash into other shuttles and satellites. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I Miss Baba like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example. Oba never was the best on a bicycle. Exactly. Oba Better at football Shola Bigger Can ride bike and eat apple Has been on MTV cribs Looks like a clear 3-1 victory for Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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