Yorkie Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Do those inverted commas suggest I am perpetually unconscious? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I think he's suggesting it's missing an 'n'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I think I'd rather England just stay on the right track with a good manager, actually. "Stay"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas John,hope you get a position worthy of your undoubted talent soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Happy 51st Birthday John! (Check out his photo on the born on this day bit on NUFC.com) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Happy 51st Birthday John! (Check out his photo on the born on this day bit on NUFC.com) He's 51?! The years haven't been kind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Happy 51st Birthday John! (Check out his photo on the born on this day bit on NUFC.com) He's 51?! The years haven't been kind. He's 51 but his skin is 91 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 51? What's that in human years? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Happy birthday you useless tosser of a wrinkled lizard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Get this man a lasagne with candles on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 51 or 357 in dog years http://us.123rf.com/450wm/Cole123RF/Cole123RF0903/Cole123RF090300050/4482000-party-pooper--english-bulldog-with-birthday-party-hat-laying-beside-chocolate-cupcake.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 He's just walked into Tiger Hornesby on the Quayside all suited and booted! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Genuinely still can't believe that this bloke nearly relegated us, after the euphoria of dropping Pardew. It's like when Brent leaves and is replaced by Gareth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Wants to manage Rotherham apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Genuinely still can't believe that this bloke nearly relegated us, after the euphoria of dropping Pardew. It's like when Brent leaves and is replaced by Gareth. and then goes round telling anyone who will listen about he kept us up and saved us from relegation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Genuinely still can't believe that this bloke nearly relegated us, after the euphoria of dropping Pardew. It's like when Brent leaves and is replaced by Gareth. and then goes round telling anyone who will listen about he kept us up and saved us from relegation. Saved us from relegation by other teams running out of games and the season concluding. If he had a full season in charge, we would have been gonners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Stumbled across his Lindkin page. ____ I was appointed Caretaker Manager and then First Team Manager following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace, inheriting an underperforming squad that had lost 4 of its last 7 games. The club was also experiencing a well-publicised and still ongoing period of turbulence involving the current ownership that saw fans frequently protesting at St James’ Park. Within this difficult environment I was able to secure the club’s Premier League status with a 2-0 win over West Ham United on the last day of the season, finishing 15th in the league and ahead of local rivals Sunderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Stumbled across his Lindkin page. ____ I was appointed Caretaker Manager and then First Team Manager following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace, inheriting an underperforming squad that had lost 4 of its last 7 games. The club was also experiencing a well-publicised and still ongoing period of turbulence involving the current ownership that saw fans frequently protesting at St James’ Park. Within this difficult environment I was able to secure the club’s Premier League status with a 2-0 win over West Ham United on the last day of the season, finishing 15th in the league and ahead of local rivals Sunderland. Hahaha Whut! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Stumbled across his Lindkin page. ____ I was appointed Caretaker Manager and then First Team Manager following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace, inheriting an underperforming squad that had lost 4 of its last 7 games. The club was also experiencing a well-publicised and still ongoing period of turbulence involving the current ownership that saw fans frequently protesting at St James’ Park. With a lasagne for a face I was unable to unsecure the club’s Premier League status with a 2-0 win over West Ham United on the last day of the season, finishing 15th in the league and ahead of local rivals Sunderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 In the true spirit of April Fools...wor moisture mouth has applied for the Villa job http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03prwbf?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_5_live_sports_extra&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=radio_and_music What an absolute bellpiece. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 In the true spirit of April Fools...wor moisture mouth has applied for the Villa job http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03prwbf?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_5_live_sports_extra&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=radio_and_music What an absolute bellpiece. It's incredible that he thinks anyone will give him a opportunity again. Best he can hope for would be being part of the backroom team at a lower league club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I see his LinkedIn doesn't reveal that he participated in the Black Bull's prediction league last season and finished 2nd bottom out of over 100 people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Stumbled across his Lindkin page. ____ I was appointed Caretaker Manager and then First Team Manager following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace, inheriting an underperforming squad that had lost 4 of its last 7 games. The club was also experiencing a well-publicised and still ongoing period of turbulence involving the current ownership that saw fans frequently protesting at St James’ Park. Within this difficult environment I was able to secure the club’s Premier League status with a 2-0 win over West Ham United on the last day of the season, finishing 15th in the league and ahead of local rivals Sunderland. NETD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Stumbled across his Lindkin page. ____ I was appointed Caretaker Manager and then First Team Manager following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace, inheriting an underperforming squad that had lost 4 of its last 7 games. The club was also experiencing a well-publicised and still ongoing period of turbulence involving the current ownership that saw fans frequently protesting at St James’ Park. Within this difficult environment I was able to secure the club’s Premier League status with a 2-0 win over West Ham United on the last day of the season, finishing 15th in the league and ahead of local rivals Sunderland. Love how he conveniently doesn't mention he was the coach of this underperforming team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Please god, give him the Villa job, it would be fucking hilarious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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