AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The next 8 games are going to be an absolute nightmare. If we end up with 8 more points after that I would be absolutely amazed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 So Carver gets six points from six games, which in some seasons can be relegation form and he thinks that's good for a club that should really be top 8. He's absolutely mental. He really is doing his best Pardew impression with that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. " I'll just let that one hang there for a second... 6 out of 18. That's 38 across an entire season. Would probably be enough tbh, Ashley is like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle. "I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team. "It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'" What mode was he in when he was on the bus? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The run he's just had is out easier games as well. What will his record look after the next few much more difficult games. I wouldn't be surprised if 38 points ends up being near our total. Everything Carver says and does is a disaster for the club. He says stupid things and makes even more stupid substitutions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle. "I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team. "It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'" What mode was he in when he was on the bus? Party muthafuckin mode. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Where's him calling Bobby's spirit now? Suddenly everything's turned Pardew, very quickly. I wonder if SBR would be patting himself on the back with those stats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. http://media.giphy.com/media/NoiABU5hKmXEk/giphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The run he's just had is out easier games as well. What will his record look after the next few much more difficult games. I wouldn't be surprised if 38 points ends up being near our total. Everything Carver says and does is a disaster for the club. He says stupid things and makes even more stupid substitutions. Only Villa is genuinely winnable out of the next 8, unless we find a way to actually start playing some football. And even they might get a new manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 6 points from 18 and an FA Cup is 'not bad' is it? We lost 1-0 away to the bottom side in the league, lost 2-0 away to Chelsea (where we played well for 45 mins), lost 2-1 at home to that middle class team, won 3-0 at one of the only teams in the top flight worse than us, drew 1-1 at home to a Stoke side that hardly turned up and now a 1-1 draw away at Crystal f***ing Palace. Not bad at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 6 points in 6 games is good? Would work out at about 37 points a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Carver math .0167 .500 .333 :anguish: 1.000 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league It's absolutely horrible in any league. 17% win rate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'" The guy clearly never got any praise or positive encouragement growing up. He's damaged. "Mourinho said I should get the job!" "Pardew said well done!" He doesn't sound like a grown up, never mind a manager. Deeply embarrassing and irritating. Really unbearable and infuriating that we have to suffer this disgrace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I didn't think anyone could talk more shit than Pardew. They must put something in the managers tea up here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 6 points in 6 games is good? Would work out at about 37 points a season. 38. Literally relegation form Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 6 points in 6 games is good? Would work out at about 37 points a season. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 He's so happy about not getting beaten aswell. Going out to not lose rather than going out to try and win. Again. Fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Just looked at our fixtures. If we get so much as five points the rest of the season I'll be amazed. Honestly we could be down in the shit if there's some odd results over the next ten games. If Carver gets appointed we definitely get relegated next season if we survive this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 6 points in 6 games is good? Would work out at about 37 points a season. Check out Poirot over here. Not quite right this time, inspector. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Looked like Palace had 14 players by the end. Such a cowardly performance. Especially in midfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 6 points in 6 games is good? Would work out at about 37 points a season. Check out Poirot over here. Not quite right this time, inspector. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 You'll not get relegated with 38 points mind. And we won't get relegated this season. But we may end up 14th or something. Palace will catch us they looked motivated at the very least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle. "I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team. "It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'" fucking fox in the box Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 6 points in 6 games is good? Would work out at about 37 points a season. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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