Pilko Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I can imagine Carver and Stone trying to blag their way into the executive suites at SJP next season in exactly the same way Hale and Pace try to get into The Ivy in the Extras Christmas special. "We used to be called The Management" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I can imagine Carver and Stone trying to blag their way into the executive suites at SJP next season in exactly the same way Hale and Pace try to get into The Ivy in the Extras Christmas special. "We used to be called The Management" Carver will just be hanging around the training ground like David Brent in the Office Christmas specials once he's been sacked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Thank God for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 VI seen his team win the treble, the coach and right back renew their contract and is like " nah f*** that let's read about Carver ". It's class Perfect week so far VI has seen enough success that we'll never seen in our ENTIRE lifetimes. VI also has seemingly become more of a fan of ours in the past 12 months, maybe even 6 months it seems. In our darkest and lowest hour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Good news. Let's start acting like a proper club now. Oh no, you've been duped by them again, when will people learn?! Exactly. People going a bit ott here like. We've got rid of next seasons assistant manager. The club, it's goals and everything it stands for remains unchanged. I get that, it's just a relief he is gone and the start we needed if we are to progress. Obviously time will tell but Carver as Manager just drained me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Heard this on the radio on the way home in the car. Didn't believe it was true, until I confirmed by reading N-O, PHEW So happy, See ya John. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j21/WidowsPeak11/Random%20Sigs/tumblr_m65pl7qFMP1r6mlz0.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 ERMAHGERD GERSBERMS!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midstoon Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 http://www.three.co.uk/cs/Satellite?blobkey=id&blobwhere=1400719264082&blobcol=urldata&blobtable=MungoBlobs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 It's complete humiliation for Carver, after the way he was bigging himself up for the top job, even when we only just avoided relegation. Sad from that point of view, but the right decision. He made such a mess of the job and lost the confidence of the players, so there'd always be an atmosphere around him if he'd stayed on. He and Stone have been treated as a job lot, indicating that McClaren has demanded to bring his own men in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 No confirmation or statement from the club. He's blatantly still got the job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 My lasagne boycott can now end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Decent news. He clearly loves the club but is an absolute moron and was horrifically out of his depth. The same will probably be true of their replacements like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Carver wanted to be NUFC manager/head coach. Now he's not going to be let's see if he tries to get a manager job somewhere else (or was it just NUFC he wanted to manage). http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11662671/John-Carver-sacked-by-Newcastle-United.html First team coach Steve Stone will also leave as managing director Lee Charnley clears the decks for Steve McClaren’s arrival and punishes those responsible for hurling the club into an unexpected fight for survival. Did Charnley punish himself too? He's the idiot who's decisions put us in the s***. I wonder if he also punished Mike Ashley for appointing him in the first place? I wonder who made the calls this time? NUFC operate the same 'dismissal' technique which The Joker used on his bank job at the start of 'The Dark Knight'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 On the 9th of June as well, lovely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 My lasagne boycott can now end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 On the 9th of June as well, lovely. Insensitive scum. Ashley out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 get the fuck innnnnnnnnn http://i.imgur.com/hHlJSAK.jpg also hope this comes off: Both Carver and Stone leave with pay-offs but the goalkeeping coach, Andy Woodman, who also has five years left on his contract, has not been sacked. Pardew is believed to be keen on taking Woodman to Palace and Newcastle would be due compensation should that move materialise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think the sticking point with the "goalkeeping guru" is his son being contracted to us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think the sticking point with the "goalkeeping guru" is his son being contracted to us. Is Woodman jr. really any good? Honest question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think the sticking point with the "goalkeeping guru" is his son being contracted to us. Is Woodman jr. really any good? Honest question. He has represented England at youth level fwiw. Given he's had his father's "coaching" throughout his career and also given we decided to play a Alnwick who has since been released I doubt it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think the sticking point with the "goalkeeping guru" is his son being contracted to us. Is Woodman jr. really any good? Honest question. He's the No.1 for whatever England youth teams he is at. So for his age you would have to say so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Compensation for woodman = 356 pounds, 56 for the contract and 300 for the XXXL track suits ordered Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think the sticking point with the "goalkeeping guru" is his son being contracted to us. Is Woodman jr. really any good? Honest question. He's the No.1 for whatever England youth teams he is at. So for his age you would have to say so. U18, started against Russia yesterday. Armstrong captained and Barlaser also started. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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