Hanshithispantz Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 TBG :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 ^When Nile Ranger scored for us . He was the first player younger than me to score for us. Also just Paul Dummett. He was 3 years below me at my school, now he's on my f***ing calendar my dad buys for me still. Question: Are players missing arms or hands eligible to play? And if so, is there a rule for what they do for a throw-in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Presumably they just wouldn't take them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 ^When Nile Ranger scored for us . He was the first player younger than me to score for us. Also just Paul Dummett. He was 3 years below me at my school, now he's on my f***ing calendar my dad buys for me still. Question: Are players missing arms or hands eligible to play? And if so, is there a rule for what they do for a throw-in? http://i.imgur.com/6kx6EMx.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Would it be handball if it hit their stump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 What a great question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Walnuts Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Question: Are players missing arms or hands eligible to play? And if so, is there a rule for what they do for a throw-in? Good question. Stumped me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 ^When Nile Ranger scored for us . He was the first player younger than me to score for us. Also just Paul Dummett. He was 3 years below me at my school, now he's on my f***ing calendar my dad buys for me still. Question: Are players missing arms or hands eligible to play? And if so, is there a rule for what they do for a throw-in? There was a player called Morrison who played for a lower league London side who had half an arm missing, and he took throw ins. About ten years back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 At what age does it hit you that you're older than most footballers? Just been looking over the England squad and I've realised at 27 I'm older than most of them but I still look at them as being grown up men whereas I still laugh at pictures of cats on the Internet. When Rob Lee's son came on against us. I'm in my 20s FFS, I shouldn't be old enough to watch a premier league match and be able to remember watching one of the player's fathers playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 At what age does it hit you that you're older than most footballers? Just been looking over the England squad and I've realised at 27 I'm older than most of them but I still look at them as being grown up men whereas I still laugh at pictures of cats on the Internet. When Rob Lee's son came on against us. I'm in my 20s FFS, I shouldn't be old enough to watch a premier league match and be able to remember watching one of the player's fathers playing. Which one? Did one play for West Ham against us? ^When Nile Ranger scored for us . He was the first player younger than me to score for us. Also just Paul Dummett. He was 3 years below me at my school, now he's on my f***ing calendar my dad buys for me still. Question: Are players missing arms or hands eligible to play? And if so, is there a rule for what they do for a throw-in? There was a player called Morrison who played for a lower league London side who had half an arm missing, and he took throw ins. About ten years back. It's an unfair advantage really - less chance of giving away pens from hand balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Why can't goalkeepers place the ball onto a stooped-over defender's back, sort of near the shoulder blades and balance it up. Then the defender can run up the other end into the goal like a hunchback Forrest Gump? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Why can't goalkeepers place the ball onto a stooped-over defender's back, sort of near the shoulder blades and balance it up. Then the defender can run up the other end into the goal like a hunchback Forrest Gump? cos it would roll off near their own 18 yard box and cause all sorts of defensive problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Why can't goalkeepers place the ball onto a stooped-over defender's back, sort of near the shoulder blades and balance it up. Then the defender can run up the other end into the goal like a hunchback Forrest Gump? cos it would roll off near their own 18 yard box and cause all sorts of defensive problems. I'm sure you could angle your shoulder blades back to balance it up by your neck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I don't think there's a rule against it but it'd be disallowed for unsporting conduct or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Can't imagine it'd be all that difficult to knick it off his back if you're the other team. Or you miss and send a boot into the back of his head, in which case he won't do it again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Can't imagine it'd be all that difficult to knick it off his back if you're the other team. Or you miss and send a boot into the back of his head, in which case he won't do it again. I know it's a stupid hypothetical, but then wouldn't the high boot be penalised? I've honestly wondered about this since my playground days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Can't imagine it'd be all that difficult to knick it off his back if you're the other team. Or you miss and send a boot into the back of his head, in which case he won't do it again. I know it's a stupid hypothetical, but then wouldn't the high boot be penalised? I've honestly wondered about this since my playground days I mean, it's gonna happen and you'll totally be vindicated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Assuming you could get out of your own penalty box with the ball balanced on your shoulder, and then all the way to the opposition penalty box the opposition goalie would then easily be able to pick it off your shoulder with his hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Assuming you could get out of your own penalty box with the ball balanced on your shoulder, and then all the way to the opposition penalty box the opposition goalie would then easily be able to pick it off your shoulder with his hands. Trying to picture the stand off in the opposition penalty area Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 How about you get a bloke to put on a pair of Buster Gonad underpants, get the keeper to put the ball in them, and he can jog into the opposite goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Wasn't there a brazilian player who used to balance the ball on his head and run towards the goal. (Nilmar maybe?) Used to get hacked like fuck after a few attempts mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Wasn't there a brazilian player who used to balance the ball on his head and run towards the goal. (Nilmar maybe?) Used to get hacked like fuck after a few attempts mind Kerlon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Wasn't there a brazilian player who used to balance the ball on his head and run towards the goal. (Nilmar maybe?) Used to get hacked like f*** after a few attempts mind Kerlon? That'd be him. Seal-boy flopped massively at professional level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Didn't he get booted to fuck in Brazil? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Didn't Pato do some shit like that? And yeah, got booted to fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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