WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Only in Mike Ashley's world could a "news site" be set up where any old random shit is written and passed off as the truth ffs :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Sports direct news? It's like Sky Sports News, but the reporters clutch massive calculators instead of iPads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 FFS :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I don't get why they are apologising to Rooney and his agents, the article says Newcastle United were preparing to make a bid for him, not that he was wanting to come to the club. How would Rooney and his agents know if any of it was true or not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Rooney won't even have fuckin seen it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Harry Sherlock has a massive head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Balls. I've already ordered the new away shirt with Rooney on the back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 At least we tried Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I don't get why they are apologising to Rooney and his agents, the article says Newcastle United were preparing to make a bid for him, not that he was wanting to come to the club. How would Rooney and his agents know if any of it was true or not? Because the article said we'd spoken to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 This is basically what's happened to Sports Direct News: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 We couldn't afford Rooney's hair piece man... Made me chuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Ahhh, looks like I missed on the fun about Rooney. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 you couldn't make this up......we'll be signing Sir Alex as our manager next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 you couldn't make this up...... Harry Sherlock did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Damn! There went our big-name signing of the summer. Bring on 2nd of September. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vinkent Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Pardew: "We tried our best to get the signings we wanted but we just couldn't get them over the line. We're just going to have to make do with what we've got and pray to the footballing gods for no injuries." - July 1st 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Pardew: "We tried our best to get the signings we wanted but we just couldn't get them over the line. We're just going to have to make do with what we've got and pray to the footballing gods for no injuries." - July 1st 2013 Bit previous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Sports Direct News Absolutely mental man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Sports Direct News Absolutely mental man. Massive reductions in factual accuracy, 30% off across the site. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Manko Branko @MankoBranko 7m Haha, is this end of @Harry_Sherlock's journalism career before it even started? #NUFC #Rooney #AshleysMinions Harry Sherlock @Harry_Sherlock 5m @MankoBranko Well, I'm working today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Good lad, turn up and act like nothing happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaron Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37828227.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/315885/Wayne-Bridge-wanted-by-Newcastle-and-Stoke/ :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Seems feasible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 No Pardew. No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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