Ketsbaia Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Mackems born to unmarried parents are classtard childs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Mackems having sex is described as classic intercourse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were an 18th century Italian womanizer they'd be Classanova. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 When Mackems fuck their children, they first have to stop their child playing with the classtercine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were a fortified building constructed on the Northumbrian coastline during the middle ages they'd be Bamburgh Classtle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Sunderland fans cannot quite get a classp of how inbred they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Heerya Ewes Iz Aal Rattled ewes Jordi bassas. FTM. 1-9. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were anything like a top North East football club, They'd be NewClasstle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland had their own version of Pop Stars and they had to find a Hearsay, the one with the most votes would be Myleene Klass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 mackem parents who see their kids achieve 1 GCSE in 'leisure and tourism' at school have high classpirations for them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 When Sunderland children are naughty at school they get sent to the headclasster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Mackems are number 1 in the country at unhooking the CLASSp's on their mothers bra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 mackems buy all their smartprice chips and smartprice grated cheddar from classda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I've even been to the Sunderland Class Centre on a school trip. Full of class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Heard the Mackems want to sign Classnic from Bolton in the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 They have bought the rights to the El Classico name, it will no longer be used for any Real - Barca matches and instead peddled out for such tasty encounters like Sunderland v Coventry or Sunderland v Norwich in 'The Friendly Cup' game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 The Royal mail are bringing out a new postal service, higher than first class. Its called Sunderland Class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas But word for Colback. Love the way he plays: tenacious & determined - and can pick a pass too. Hope he's on England radar #SAFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were a Cretaceous period sauropod known only from fossilized teeth they'd be Classmodosaurus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 So they get battered again, and walk away with something again. Put together our luck first half of the season and theirs second and we have a team capable of winning the title. But luck runs out, as Pardew has shown this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were a Cretaceous period sauropod known only from fossilized teeth they'd be Classmodosaurus. I bet the Paleontologist lurkers are pissing themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were a Cretaceous period sauropod known only from fossilized teeth they'd be Classmodosaurus. I bet the Paleontologist lurkers are pissing themselves. I know my target audience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Insensitive mackem cunt http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=12146014&postcount=468 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were a Cretaceous period sauropod known only from fossilized teeth they'd be Classmodosaurus. I bet the Paleontologist lurkers are pissing themselves. I know my target audience. I'm certain I'm several thick ass textbooks away from thinking that shit was hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcmagpies Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 If Sunderland were a Cretaceous period sauropod known only from fossilized teeth they'd be Classmodosaurus. I bet the Paleontologist lurkers are pissing themselves. I know my target audience. I'm certain I'm several thick ass textbooks away from thinking that shit was hilarious. I was going for more the absurd angle rather than anything inherently funny in mesozoic zoology. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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