Alan Pardew

[Guest icemanblue]

 

 

Jesus. That's grim.

 

You's are like Turkeys voting for Christmas.

 

Again, I haven't voted.

 

You're saying other fans deserve the team to get beat because of their opinion on the manager. I don't even know what that is.

[Stifler]

Stability is a word used by team who are aware that they are going to be in a relegation fight (newly promoted teams) and those who aren't prepared to progress (Wigan).

[Guest palnese]

Does anyone see us getting another ten points? Because that's what we'd need to equal the season in which we sacked Hughton.

 

Is stability really all that?

 

I don't and stability is nothing if you don't have a manager capable of managing a side like ours. I don't want to sack Pardew now, he deserves to go in the summer, he doesn't deserve to get stick and the sack after today because that's all we are going to remember him for.

 

Get someone fresh as soon as the season is over, give that person enough backing to spend some money on the team maybe sell Tiote and maybe Santon (I wouldn't do it except a ridiculous amount of money though) and let's start fresh.

 

We are going to go around in circles otherwise.

 

Why give him the remaining games if we're going to sack him in a few months anyway? Get the bastard out now.

[Flip]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Yet last season they were able to form some parts.

 

Without ever truly controlling games or creating lots of chances.

 

? There were games where Cabaye was creating goals from nothing. Cab - Tiote partnership was widely recognized as one of the best centremidfields in the league.

[Mole_Toonfan]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

I didn't really imply that all i'm saying is that the style we are playing under Pardew is nowhere close to what suits what we have..... it isn't possession swansea like stuff either but it sure as hell isn't long ball.

[Shearergol]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Mate you can get rid of this midfield and bring in a new one for £30m, with a manager that sets them up to play like wax dummies it won't make a jot of difference.

 

I quite agree. Still think two many players get away with too much on here.

 

Which two?

[Flip]

Does anyone see us getting another ten points? Because that's what we'd need to equal the season in which we sacked Hughton.

 

Is stability really all that?

 

I don't and stability is nothing if you don't have a manager capable of managing a side like ours. I don't want to sack Pardew now, he deserves to go in the summer, he doesn't deserve to get stick and the sack after today because that's all we are going to remember him for.

 

Get someone fresh as soon as the season is over, give that person enough backing to spend some money on the team maybe sell Tiote and maybe Santon (I wouldn't do it except a ridiculous amount of money though) and let's start fresh.

 

We are going to go around in circles otherwise.

 

Why give him the remaining games if we're going to sack him in a few months anyway? Get the b****** out now.

 

No point in risking not getting another 3 points. That's what we need. We need to just let him get his season and then get him packing. Sacking him now will only force us to get a new manager in or using a interim manager which in my opinion will be the exact same thing.

[Dr Venkman]

I don't know about anyone else but I will find it hard to forgive Pardew for providing Do Canio the opportunity to strut around our ground fist-pumping in glory after winning 3-0. Do Canio had the balls to press us high up the pitch, and considering they were in serious relegation trouble that took some guts.

 

Nailed it. The fact that we gave that awful bloke the chance to walk around on our pitch beating his chest is unforgivable.

[Deuce]

5 people deserve what they got today, idiots.

 

Edit.

 

6.

 

[Flip]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/andy-carroll-v-coventry2.jpg

 

You know it's gonna happen!

 

If Pardew stays I'm all for Carroll. Rather him than launching balls at Ameobi and Cisse. Although I'd rather we stop living in old eras and started playing football on the deck. We have players capable of that.

[Foluwashola]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive passing game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically.

 

Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas.

[littlelunchbox]

To sum it up prefectly, he doesn't have the answers, he doesn't have the answers because he isn't even aware of the questions.

 

I think he is aware of the questions, the scary part is... He knows he doesn't have the answers.

 

Sadly for him more and more now have realised that even his strongest followers have found this out.

 

And his salesman bullshit sound bites no longer register.

[Legacy]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Yet last season they were able to form some parts.

 

Without ever truly controlling games or creating lots of chances.

 

Surely that's down to the manager not coaching a positive style into the team, ie on the training ground having our players pass and move, supporting each other when another team mate has the ball and playing triangles round the opposition? I mean not one of our players ever do any of this, no-one ever has any options on the ball apart from sideways or back to our defence.

[Alberto2005]

The worst thing about this is providing we stay up I will have no optimism for the new season REGARDLESS of the quality of player we bring in.

[Guest bimpy474]

6 people, really ?. Hmm well that's just great isn't it.

 

7 jesus h christ.

[Mick]

 

 

Again, I haven't voted.

 

You're saying other fans deserve the team to get beat because of their opinion on the manager. I don't even know what that is.

 

I guess I am saying that they deserve it, they want him, they get what he delivers.

[Shearergol]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically.

 

Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas.

 

Whilst I agree about Jonas, and Tiote has been shocking all season, the rest is bollocks. The starting 11 is more than good enough to actually keep the ball and pass to each other. One man to blame for how bad they look at the moment.

[TRon]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically.

 

Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas.

 

Yet Gus Poyet's Brighton have run rings round us twice while Pardew's been in charge with worse players and better football. Sorry mate, but that's not going to wash.

[Wullie]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically.

 

Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas.

 

Yet the mackems managed it?

 

You and Ronaldo are a hoot. Utterly obsessed with the manager and the wonderful job he's doing under difficult circumstances.

[NUFCDoog]

There's no way any Newcastle manager should keep his job after losing 3 nil at home to these horrible bastards. He should go tonight

[Wullie]

You don't need to be technically proficient to pack the box when attacking.

 

Even the Dog and Duck can manage that.

[Mick]

 

Yet the mackems managed it?

 

You and Ronaldo are a hoot. Utterly obsessed with the manager and the wonderful job he's doing under difficult circumstances.

 

Taking everything into consideration, today is starting to feel like a victory.

[Guest bimpy474]

There isn't an excuse in the world for not playing decent football. Wigan, Brighton, Southampton, Swansea, Aston Villa to name a few, even fucking Stevenage did with far lesser players.

 

I'm not sure how anyone doesn't see Pardew is to blame for it.

[jimmymag]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Mate you can get rid of this midfield and bring in a new one for £30m, with a manager that sets them up to play like wax dummies it won't make a jot of difference.

 

I quite agree. Still think two many players get away with too much on here.

 

You consistently question the technical ability of a midfield consisting of any 4 from Cabaye, Marveux, Tiote, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Jonas and Anita and I'd like you to explain why?

 

I'd argue that our best 4 midfielders are as good as most in the Premiership but you obviously don't. Please enlighten us.

[TRon]

Don't mind being a long ball team but i do when the midfield consists of Tiote, Gouffran, Marveaux, Sissoko and Cabaye ffs.

 

How hard can it be to play to a teams strengths

 

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it.

 

And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous.

 

Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward.

 

I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing.

 

Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically.

 

Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas.

 

Yet the mackems managed it?

 

You and Ronaldo are a hoot. Utterly obsessed with the manager and the wonderful job he's doing under difficult circumstances.

 

Some people will still come out with the blame the player's crap if Di Canio pulls his dick out and slaps Pardew round the face with it. Which he practically did today tbh.