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I know we are joking around but we don't hoof that much anymore it isn't a problem really.

 

Lack of width, creativity and being far too deep are all bigger issues.

 

Anyway Pardew is s*** but we have issues that even a new manager wouldn't sort out.

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I'm available, I'm boss at FM and have a foreign accent.

 

Job interview:

 

1) Will you play Gutierrez?

2) If you have a team of midgets, are long aimless hoofs a good idea?

3) Will your training sessions involve actual match preparation?

4) Can you use 'was' and 'were' correctly?

 

If your answers went no, no, yes, yes then you're overqualified.

 

I have some problems with 4) sometimes, but you can chalk it to my foreign sexiness. I can wear a scarf in the sidelines to stress it.

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I thought Holloway would be on Mike and Joes hitlist actually.

 

Poyet or Hoddle is literally the best we can hope for, he will never go for anyone he hasn't heard of or met in a casino/pub. To be honest I wouldn't mind either at the minute. Mammouth task persuading Mike not to put JFK back in the hot seat though.

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I know we are joking around but we don't hoof that much anymore it isn't a problem really.

 

Lack of width, creativity and being far too deep are all bigger issues.

 

Anyway Pardew is s*** but we have issues that even a new manager wouldn't sort out.

 

You should do much better with the players you have though. I know you bought a lot of them in January, but they should be much better drilled by now.

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Good we have some naughty players that need motivated.

 

I watched the palace game at the weekend and even though they have some limited players they were really fired up and having a go to the point Spurs were time wasting at the end.

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I know we are joking around but we don't hoof that much anymore it isn't a problem really.

 

Lack of width, creativity and being far too deep are all bigger issues.

 

Anyway Pardew is s*** but we have issues that even a new manager wouldn't sort out.

 

The lack of hoofing it, hasn't solved any problems imo.  Its just made us slightly better to watch.

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I'm available, I'm boss at FM and have a foreign accent.

 

I'll be your tracksuited English number two. Your Pat Rice, if you will.

 

I'm sitting about 10 miles from where Arthur Cox is from. I'd be the new him. I can slip into character no bother.

 

:lol:

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Would love Glenn Hoddle here like.

 

I was just thinking yesterday, that with Joe Kinnear in charge, if we sack Pardew, it's probably going to be Glenn Hoddle or Kenny Dalglish. Basically there is no hope of better manager, when (or if?) Joe Kinnear is the one making the decisions.

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