Guest chopey Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea? FA Cup final half time ffs Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game" my whole body shuddered as I remembered that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Surely that's one for the daft confessions thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea? FA Cup final half time ffs Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game" my whole body shuddered as I remembered that. :lol: A polite goodbye, at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/16/article-2462970-18C76AE300000578-458_634x457.jpg Fuck that was almost the end of me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea? FA Cup final half time ffs Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game" my whole body shuddered as I remembered that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Can definitely picture her having an ankle tag as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. I don't even understand it, what's the simpleton on about now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. I don't even understand it, what's the simpleton on about now? He's saying he finds Stifler's stripper stories a bit creepy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. I don't even understand it, what's the simpleton on about now? He's saying he finds Stifler's stripper stories a bit creepy. Ahhh right, that makes loads more sense. Cheers. Also, what is Stifler saying? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Why have ITV got a female footballer on their panel for the highlights show? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Why have ITV got a female footballer on their panel for the highlights show? Equality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Equality gone mad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Imagine trying to defend those prices. What a joke. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160613/738925a1b3435ba00bd63919d102e4ca.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160613/a9410a40a05c31225b61d5afcc5f3239.jpg http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160613/bd26b29e11c008f2e8ae349160714378.jpg http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160613/41eb5f85014e6a6db740a954f662f6b9.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 How long a flight is it that he'd say "finally landed in Marseille"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Serves the daft gobshite right. He won't be trying to be the comedian like that again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Serves the daft gobshite right. He won't be trying to be the comedian like that again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 John Arne Riise announces his retirement after failing in the Norwegian league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 How long a flight is it that he'd say "finally landed in Marseille"? He's from Stoke. Going from Hanley to Burslem is like having an exotic adventure to a Potter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 How long a flight is it that he'd say "finally landed in Marseille"? He's from Stoke. Going from Hanley to Burslem is like having an exotic adventure to a Potter. A relative of mine used to live in Hanley. Utterly grim place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 How long a flight is it that he'd say "finally landed in Marseille"? He's from Stoke. Going from Hanley to Burslem is like having an exotic adventure to a Potter. A relative of mine used to live in Hanley. Utterly grim place. I used to play football in the Staffordshire leagues. Sub-human scum. Stoke / Hanley would give Mos Eisley a run for its money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 How long a flight is it that he'd say "finally landed in Marseille"? He's from Stoke. Going from Hanley to Burslem is like having an exotic adventure to a Potter. A relative of mine used to live in Hanley. Utterly grim place. I used to play football in the Staffordshire leagues. Sub-human scum. Stoke / Hanley would give Mos Eisley a run for its money. Me too. It was the Marston's Alliance for me. And you are right on all counts. Often ended up in casualty following a 'game' against The Broken Arms or Rock Ape Utd following a 'good, honest challenge'. Most of them honestly think Stoke is the best place on Earth too when in reality it's like living amongst a Jeremy Kyle audience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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