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A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time.

 

Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt.

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A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time.

 

Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt.

 

:lol: :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea?

 

FA Cup final half time ffs

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I've seen some horrors in the workingmens clubs around the north east and some amazing sites in Bulgarian night clubs but I would never recommend a house call.

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If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time.

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/16/article-2462970-18C76AE300000578-458_634x457.jpg

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If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time.

Sinister.

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If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time.

Sinister.

He's talking about killing them right?

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A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time.

 

Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt.

 

:lol: :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea?

 

FA Cup final half time ffs

 

Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game"

 

my whole body shuddered as I remembered that.

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A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time.

 

Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt.

 

:lol: :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea?

 

FA Cup final half time ffs

 

Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game"

 

my whole body shuddered as I remembered that.

:lol: :lol: A polite goodbye, at least.
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If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time.

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/16/article-2462970-18C76AE300000578-458_634x457.jpg

 

:lol: Fuck that was almost the end of me.

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A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time.

 

Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt.

 

:lol: :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea?

 

FA Cup final half time ffs

 

Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game"

 

my whole body shuddered as I remembered that.

 

:lol:

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Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like.

 

I don't even understand it, what's the simpleton on about now?

 

He's saying he finds Stifler's stripper stories a bit creepy.

 

Ahhh right, that makes loads more sense. Cheers. :thup:

 

Also, what is Stifler saying?

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