SEMTEX Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Also he is shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 /Pilko Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Excellent, i'm ashamed he played for us after all the abhorent stuff came out Sept 1st 2005 when we thought we had the dream front 6. Solano Parker Emre Luque Shearer Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 would take that in a fucking heartbeat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 10m10 minutes ago #nufc coaching staff beat media XI 6-1 earlier. Dubious goals panel have awarded my consolation strike. ;-) Steve Stone was man of the match Surely they should be in Dubai? Ryder has probably just made that up. Like the kid who comes into school on monday talking about all the things he did over the weekend when you know he was just sat at home by himself wanking into a sock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Dubai trip was Sunday-Thursday wasn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 So The Chronicle are actually having a kickabout with the club now? Bit bloody cosy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Chronicle wankers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Anyone read this? http://www.wsc.co.uk/reviews/63-General/12054-up-there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 10m10 minutes ago #nufc coaching staff beat media XI 6-1 earlier. Dubious goals panel have awarded my consolation strike. ;-) Steve Stone was man of the match We must have borrowed loads of the kids coaches, we cant even fill a five a side team with the first team ones. Really is a joke club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Nostalgia overload. http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/whoever-kicks-it-gets-it?utm_term=.ydZ8RX02Y7#.pp86d359Ad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 That's amazing. Things I had completely forgotten about. I'm a big gutted they didn't mention 'egging the baaaal' though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Aye really good that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 http://www.nufcblog.com/2015/01/24/if-magpies-safe-second-half-of-season-doesnt-matter/ Maybe Newcastle fans shouldn’t hope too much that we have a good first half of the season as we did last season, because then we will likely sell our best player in January, and because we are presumably safe – it really doesn’t matter if we have a bad run – or even a terrible run in the second half of the season – last season we lost seven of the last eight league games – including six in a row – but who cared – we were safe. Doesn't he know there's a worldwide shortage of dashes at the moment? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 http://www.nufcblog.com/2015/01/24/if-magpies-safe-second-half-of-season-doesnt-matter/ Maybe Newcastle fans shouldn’t hope too much that we have a good first half of the season as we did last season, because then we will likely sell our best player in January, and because we are presumably safe – it really doesn’t matter if we have a bad run – or even a terrible run in the second half of the season – last season we lost seven of the last eight league games – including six in a row – but who cared – we were safe. Doesn't he knows there's a worldwide shortage of dashes at the moment? Unbearable website. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuhg Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Nostalgia overload. http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/whoever-kicks-it-gets-it?utm_term=.ydZ8RX02Y7#.pp86d359Ad Stumbled across the Playground Football page on Uncyclopedia a couple of months ago at work. Ended up spending around five hours on the site. http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Playground_Football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 http://www.nufcblog.com/2015/01/24/if-magpies-safe-second-half-of-season-doesnt-matter/ Maybe Newcastle fans shouldn’t hope too much that we have a good first half of the season as we did last season, because then we will likely sell our best player in January, and because we are presumably safe – it really doesn’t matter if we have a bad run – or even a terrible run in the second half of the season – last season we lost seven of the last eight league games – including six in a row – but who cared – we were safe. Doesn't he know there's a worldwide shortage of dashes at the moment? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 - Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Nostalgia overload. http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/whoever-kicks-it-gets-it?utm_term=.ydZ8RX02Y7#.pp86d359Ad Stumbled across the Playground Football page on Uncyclopedia a couple of months ago at work. Ended up spending around five hours on the site. http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Playground_Football "get ya yards, man!" Classic memories. Rain sodden on its last legs ball - This patchless rain sodden mouldy black coloured ball is what playground football is all about. The keeper gets stinking hands when he saves it, anyone trying to control a high ball normally gets sliced open by stray bits of leather that are hanging off. In its very final days, the inner pigs bladder starts popping out causing random bounces and some top class goalkeeping howlers. :lol: yes yes fucking yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I always voluntereed to go in goal in what the article calls Wembleys (we called them Taqui-Gol in Spain, I still don't know why) Our rule against goalhanging was that you had to run out of the box if you stole the ball or caught a rebound - otherwise if you scored it wouldn't count. Clean and simple. Penner or goal?/Penalty or goal? - THE most arrogant rule in playground football and a logical trick: the team who scored a contentious (i.e. illegitimate) goal offers the defending team the option of conceding a goal or, ostensibly reasonably, a penalty despite neither being the correct outcome under FIFA's Laws of the Game. A team may play this card whenever a ball goes close to being over the outside of the post (see above). Hated, HATED that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I always voluntereed to go in goal in what the article calls Wembleys (we called them Taqui-Gol in Spain, I still don't know why) Our rule against goalhanging was that you had to run out of the box if you stole the ball or caught a rebound - otherwise if you scored it wouldn't count. Clean and simple. Penner or goal?/Penalty or goal? - THE most arrogant rule in playground football and a logical trick: the team who scored a contentious (i.e. illegitimate) goal offers the defending team the option of conceding a goal or, ostensibly reasonably, a penalty despite neither being the correct outcome under FIFA's Laws of the Game. A team may play this card whenever a ball goes close to being over the outside of the post (see above). Hated, HATED that. Same rules as I used to play. Although If someone deflected one of my shots they'd get my goal. VI if you wanted to goal in goal that would constitute you as being rubbish where I'm from Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I *was* rubbish, a Fat Kid to be exact. I ended up being a decent goalie though, and played as one in Sunday League up until my late 20s! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I *was* rubbish, a Fat Kid to be exact. I ended up being a decent goalie though, and played as one in Sunday League up until my late 20s! Sunday league anyone can play lol, particularly in goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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