Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2013/oct/29/are-you-a-football-hipster Some great answers in there. I got 30. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Ballon d'Or shortlist: Gareth Bale (Real Madrid/Wales), Edinson Cavani (Paris St Germain/Uruguay), Radamel Falcao (Monaco/Colombia), Eden Hazard (Chelsea/Belgium), Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Paris St Germain/Sweden), Andres Iniesta (Barcelona/Spain), Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich/Germany), Robert Lewandowski (Borussia Dortmund/Poland), Lionel Messi (Barcelona/Argentina), Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich/Germany), Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich/Germany), Neymar (Barcelona/Brazil), Mesut Ozil (Arsenal/Germany), Andrea Pirlo (Juventus/Italy), Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich/France), Arjen Robben (Bayern Munich/Netherlands), Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid/Portugal), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich/Germany), Luis Suarez (Liverpool/Uruguay), Thiago Silva (Paris St Germain/Brazil), Yaya Toure (Manchester City/Ivory Coast), Robin van Persie (Manchester United/Netherlands), Xavi (Barcelona/Spain). Coach of the year shortlist: Carlo Ancelotti (Real Madrid/ex-Paris St Germain), Rafael Benitez (Napoli/ex-Chelsea), Antonio Conte (Juventus), Vicente Del Bosque (Spain), Sir Alex Ferguson (ex-Manchester United), Jupp Heynckes (ex-Bayern Munich), Jurgen Klopp (Borussia Dortmund), Jose Mourinho (Chelsea/ex-Real Madrid), Luiz Felipe Scolari (Brazil), Arsene Wenger (Arsenal). Zlatan, Robben or Ribery for player. Klopp for coach. Not sure why Del Bosque is there. Reus should definitely be nominated for player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You scored 31 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Don't really care who wins the Ballon, but Heynckes should win Coach of the Year hands-down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You scored 38 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom :| Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 29 out of 60 so I can stick with my hatred of the phrase "football hipster" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/vcZO2P7.png Shirt aside the description is spot on though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You scored 44 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom Show Answers | Try again Was a bit at a loss at the question where they asked you who'd you rather sign for your club and one of the answers was, hum, Messi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You scored 36 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. You probably quite like Pardew and haven't binned your season ticket, you dickhead. Bit much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You scored 44 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom Show Answers | Try again Was a bit at a loss at the question where they asked you who'd you rather sign for your club and one of the answers was, hum, Messi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You scored 46 out of a possible 60 CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER! Fucks sake, I hate the term 'football hipster' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 No HBA on there? Bias imo Make me believe this is sarcasm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 35 out of 60. Not sure if choosing Ossie's Dream meant missing out on hipsterdom or not (I have two copies of the 7" btw). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 29 out of 60 so I can stick with my hatred of the phrase "football hipster" Same Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Norwich that family club, for a cup game asked man utd to charge 46 quid. awaydays_: West Ham charged £5 at Burnley. Chelsea charged £10 at Arsenal. Norwich charged £46 at Man United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 wot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If Chelsea brought back their loan players they'd could field a 21st team in the PL who would qualify for the Champs Lge IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 My stepdad attended a talk in with Paul Merson last night. Apparently he's admitted he's still drinking and gambling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 No mention of blow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 http://www.nufcdirect.com/puma-rangers-rain-jacket-mens-374990?colcode=37499018 ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Ryan jacket, more like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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joeyt Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 http://store1.up-00.com/2013-10/1383065165951.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Was that Xabi Alonso? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Yeah the look Zidane gives him is great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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