Jack Flash Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Been reminded of this by the picture getting posted. There's so much gold in here. PREMIER League soccer boss Paul Jewell is today filmed scoring a shameful OWN GOAL—as he romps with a married blonde lover behind his devoted wife's back. The Derby County manager hits the net more times than his relegation-haunted team have managed all season in a sleazy HOUR-LONG home-made BONDAGE PORN VIDEO. Dad-of-two Jewell likes to portray himself as a staunch family man. And he has even bragged that he gives his players marriage guidance counselling. But all that is as forgotten as Derby's last victory as the portly Scouser—whose club is aptly nicknamed the Rams—pounds away at his mystery busty blonde in a series of sessions filmed in living rooms and a bedroom. He also videos her sprawled near-naked in graphic poses over a Mercedes. And before the match kick-off excited Jewell can be seen painstakingly setting up his camcorder on the sidelines, hopping to and fro as he laboriously works out his TACTICS, ANGLES and POSITIONS. BED CARD: Tied up and ready for away fixture Today the club's chairman and fans might think it's a pity Jewell didn't show the same passion for detail in his job this season. When it all kicks off the 43-year-old multi-millionaire: STRAPS his champagne-swigging lover to a bed using silk ties. BRINGS on a SEX TOY as a substitute when he runs out of steam. SLAPS her bottom and face and pulls her hair as the blonde, wearing only black suspenders, stockings and studded black boots, writhes in passion. KEEPS his T-shirt on to hide his overweight midfield as he goes for goal in a variety of formations. Here are the dramatic action replays of highlights from Jewell's sordid match away from wife Ann-Marie, 45. FIRST LEG: The camera pans across a living room and a beige leather sofa before focusing on the opposition—a blonde in her 30s wearing nothing but a wedding and engagement ring, black lacy knickers and bra and those studded suede boots. Spanks BACK OF THE NET: Cheating Derby boss films his mystery woman bent over Merc Jewell's trousers and pants go down faster than Derby in May (they lost AGAIN yesterday, 1-0 at Middlesbrough) before he leaps on her, rattling in goal after goal for a full ten minutes. Apart from little moans and grunts, his only commentary throughout the grubby proceedings is that he can hear a milkman passing outside. SECOND LEG: The action switches to a small bedroom with white wardrobes and doors where Jewell's girl swigs from a flute of champagne. After careful tinkering with the camera angle, Jewell— who is on a £1.5million per season three-and-a-half-year contract with the Rams—appears wearing a black T-shirt to cover his paunch. His shapely girlfriend wears expensive-looking gold jewellery, a black silk camisole, suspenders and stockings. Jewell straps her wrists to the bedposts with silk ties. He then spanks and slaps her in his bid to get her in the mood before getting down to his usual tactics. The soccer boss, more used to bawling instructions at his under-achieving players from the sideline at Pride Park, pants to his lover: "Do you like that?" Her non-committal reply is: "Oh ****ing hell, Paul." But then the former player—who turned out for Liverpool, Wigan and Bradford—starts showing a lack of match fitness as he finds it hard to keep up the pace. Showing that, despite the rough stuff, he's not without manners in the bedroom, he tells her: "I'm sweating. Be nice. Don't worry about upsetting me, tell me I'm sweating." Then he decides he's sweated enough and brings on a sex toy before filming himself pleasuring his lover with it. REPLAY: Next the video switches to Jewell making pre-match preparations for yet another sex session with his secret blonde signing. He is seen moving his camera into a number of different locations and even lying on the floor to check whether it will catch all the on-field action. FLOODLIT FINAL: Jewell's home-made video swaps to a further romp. This time in a living room lit only by a lamp, he feels confident enough to perform bare-topped. But his paunch is clearly visible as he moves the blonde about the room while having frenzied sex with her in a variety of positions, standing up and lying down on the carpet. FLAT OUT AGAINST GERMANY: One of the most bizarre sections of the porn video was filmed outside at night—and the main prop is a dark-coloured Mercedes. Sordid Jewell records his blonde lover removing her knickers and writhing on her back on the bonnet of his Merc, number plate JJB—after the Wigan Athletic JJB stadium. Then she spreads her legs and shamelessly begs him: "Will you **** me in daylight on your car". The noise of traffic can be heard in the background as she then flips over and pushes her backside towards his camera. SEXTRA TIME: Lover on knees as Jewell stands over her during living-room romp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I'm trying to contain laughter so hard. That's simply a work of art Here are the dramatic action replays of highlights from Jewell's sordid match away from wife Ann-Marie, 45. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 17 for me too. Steve Morrow and his Wembley episode. Ouch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest neesy111 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Been reminded of this by the picture getting posted. There's so much gold in here. PREMIER League soccer boss Paul Jewell is today filmed scoring a shameful OWN GOAL—as he romps with a married blonde lover behind his devoted wife's back. The Derby County manager hits the net more times than his relegation-haunted team have managed all season in a sleazy HOUR-LONG home-made BONDAGE PORN VIDEO. Dad-of-two Jewell likes to portray himself as a staunch family man. And he has even bragged that he gives his players marriage guidance counselling. But all that is as forgotten as Derby's last victory as the portly Scouser—whose club is aptly nicknamed the Rams—pounds away at his mystery busty blonde in a series of sessions filmed in living rooms and a bedroom. He also videos her sprawled near-naked in graphic poses over a Mercedes. And before the match kick-off excited Jewell can be seen painstakingly setting up his camcorder on the sidelines, hopping to and fro as he laboriously works out his TACTICS, ANGLES and POSITIONS. BED CARD: Tied up and ready for away fixture Today the club's chairman and fans might think it's a pity Jewell didn't show the same passion for detail in his job this season. When it all kicks off the 43-year-old multi-millionaire: STRAPS his champagne-swigging lover to a bed using silk ties. BRINGS on a SEX TOY as a substitute when he runs out of steam. SLAPS her bottom and face and pulls her hair as the blonde, wearing only black suspenders, stockings and studded black boots, writhes in passion. KEEPS his T-shirt on to hide his overweight midfield as he goes for goal in a variety of formations. Here are the dramatic action replays of highlights from Jewell's sordid match away from wife Ann-Marie, 45. FIRST LEG: The camera pans across a living room and a beige leather sofa before focusing on the opposition—a blonde in her 30s wearing nothing but a wedding and engagement ring, black lacy knickers and bra and those studded suede boots. Spanks BACK OF THE NET: Cheating Derby boss films his mystery woman bent over Merc Jewell's trousers and pants go down faster than Derby in May (they lost AGAIN yesterday, 1-0 at Middlesbrough) before he leaps on her, rattling in goal after goal for a full ten minutes. Apart from little moans and grunts, his only commentary throughout the grubby proceedings is that he can hear a milkman passing outside. SECOND LEG: The action switches to a small bedroom with white wardrobes and doors where Jewell's girl swigs from a flute of champagne. After careful tinkering with the camera angle, Jewell— who is on a £1.5million per season three-and-a-half-year contract with the Rams—appears wearing a black T-shirt to cover his paunch. His shapely girlfriend wears expensive-looking gold jewellery, a black silk camisole, suspenders and stockings. Jewell straps her wrists to the bedposts with silk ties. He then spanks and slaps her in his bid to get her in the mood before getting down to his usual tactics. The soccer boss, more used to bawling instructions at his under-achieving players from the sideline at Pride Park, pants to his lover: "Do you like that?" Her non-committal reply is: "Oh ****ing hell, Paul." But then the former player—who turned out for Liverpool, Wigan and Bradford—starts showing a lack of match fitness as he finds it hard to keep up the pace. Showing that, despite the rough stuff, he's not without manners in the bedroom, he tells her: "I'm sweating. Be nice. Don't worry about upsetting me, tell me I'm sweating." Then he decides he's sweated enough and brings on a sex toy before filming himself pleasuring his lover with it. REPLAY: Next the video switches to Jewell making pre-match preparations for yet another sex session with his secret blonde signing. He is seen moving his camera into a number of different locations and even lying on the floor to check whether it will catch all the on-field action. FLOODLIT FINAL: Jewell's home-made video swaps to a further romp. This time in a living room lit only by a lamp, he feels confident enough to perform bare-topped. But his paunch is clearly visible as he moves the blonde about the room while having frenzied sex with her in a variety of positions, standing up and lying down on the carpet. FLAT OUT AGAINST GERMANY: One of the most bizarre sections of the porn video was filmed outside at night—and the main prop is a dark-coloured Mercedes. Sordid Jewell records his blonde lover removing her knickers and writhing on her back on the bonnet of his Merc, number plate JJB—after the Wigan Athletic JJB stadium. Then she spreads her legs and shamelessly begs him: "Will you **** me in daylight on your car". The noise of traffic can be heard in the background as she then flips over and pushes her backside towards his camera. SEXTRA TIME: Lover on knees as Jewell stands over her during living-room romp http://www.corrieredellosport.it/images/95/C_3_Media_242895_immagine_det.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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