Village Idiot Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 More De Gea leaks today... some whatsapp screenshots with a convo between De Gea and the protected witness. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ckne8DtXEAAzuyd.jpg:large They are actually pretty harmless, but in them "De Gea" reveals he set up another party with 5 ManU teammates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 More De Gea leaks today... some whatsapp screenshots with a convo between De Gea and the protected witness. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ckne8DtXEAAzuyd.jpg:large They are actually pretty harmless, but in them "De Gea" reveals he set up another party with 5 ManU teammates. Didn't do gcse Spanish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea? FA Cup final half time ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Stifler's life hack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I've seen some horrors in the workingmens clubs around the north east and some amazing sites in Bulgarian night clubs but I would never recommend a house call. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/16/article-2462970-18C76AE300000578-458_634x457.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Chopey :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time. Sinister. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time. Sinister. He's talking about killing them right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea? FA Cup final half time ffs Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game" my whole body shuddered as I remembered that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Surely that's one for the daft confessions thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea? FA Cup final half time ffs Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game" my whole body shuddered as I remembered that. :lol: A polite goodbye, at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 If you want a stripper then you have to go to a club and come out looking sheepish, or with a big grin on your face if your 18 and it was your first time. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/16/article-2462970-18C76AE300000578-458_634x457.jpg Fuck that was almost the end of me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 A few years ago we had a FA cup final at a mates house with about 8 lads and we arranged a stripper to come at half time. Quite possibly the most uncomfortable 15mins of my life sitting in my mates living room on a sunny day with the curtains closed after about 2 cans of fosters, just sat in total silence as she put a cd in her portable player and handing her clothes to the big gorrila that brought her standing in the hall, I imagine De Gea did a better job than our poor attempt. :lol: What on earth would make you ever think that would be a good idea? FA Cup final half time ffs Her last words were "There ya gan lads, enjoy the rest of the game" my whole body shuddered as I remembered that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Can definitely picture her having an ankle tag as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. I don't even understand it, what's the simpleton on about now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. I don't even understand it, what's the simpleton on about now? He's saying he finds Stifler's stripper stories a bit creepy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Stifler's stripper stories are canny creepy like. I don't even understand it, what's the simpleton on about now? He's saying he finds Stifler's stripper stories a bit creepy. Ahhh right, that makes loads more sense. Cheers. Also, what is Stifler saying? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Why have ITV got a female footballer on their panel for the highlights show? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Why have ITV got a female footballer on their panel for the highlights show? Equality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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