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On Skysports.com, Alan McInally has given each Premier League club a rating for this season’s performance. You might think that there is already a table that does that – we call it the league table – but you’re an idiot. It’s half-term, you see. So we need half-term reports:

 

– Liverpool are level on points with top of the league; they get a ‘B’. Arsenal, who are level on points with them and finished considerably higher last season? ‘A-‘. Of course.

 

– Tottenham are one point from the top of the Premier League – they get a ‘C’. They’re level on points with Chelsea, who get a ‘B’. That league table really is misleading.

 

– “I’m going to go as low as ‘C’ for Tottenham because I thought this would be a big season for Spurs and I think they’ve struggled a little,” says McInally about the only unbeaten team in the country.

 

– Tottenham’s grade is the same as Manchester United’s, who they lead by five points. And Leicester, who have gone from top to 12th. That league table really is misleading.

 

– Watford and Bournemouth are both in their second season back. They’re level on points too. The marks? ‘C’ for Watford and ‘A’ for Bournemouth. Sure.

 

– “I want to give them an ‘A’ because of the position they’re in at the moment and the football they’ve played has been excellent,” says McInally on Southampton – they get a ‘B’. Sensational.

 

http://www.football365.com/news/mediawatch-we-never-said-mata-would-leave

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Garth is such an idiot. You can tell he didn't watch the game on Sunday. He put Barkley in his team of the week when the guy barely did anything.

 

Garth doesn't play by the same rules as mortals like you and I.

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Lovely little gem in his TOTW too:

 

As for the through ball he played for Sadio Mane, who pulled a fabulous save out of Steve Mandanda in the Palace goal, it was like watching chess legend Boris Spassky make a move that no-one saw coming.

 

He's so fucking niche.

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:lol:

 

Was Googling him earlier and how am I not 100% sure if I've seen this?  I think I have, but surely I should have no doubts :lol:

 

 

Also he's carrying a worthy message here but still makes it weird :lol:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1471594/Gangsta-rap-culture-is-a-deadly-virus.html

 

"As for the youngsters in our community who think they are gangsters, grow up. You are pathetic. You are not gangsters or clever. You are kids and it's time to impose zero tolerance."

 

He's a very intense man :lol:

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When his dad disagreed with his opinion on player of the year without making a point, Garth said 'good point' and then promptly left. [emoji38]

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:lol: Anyone got the clip from The Tuesday club podcast talking about Garth? Turned up to the BBC studios on his day off to watch Tottenham and had to get consoled by a makeup artist after he started crying when they lost.
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Fuck, can't breathe. :lol:

 

Can someone with skills please make that my avi?

 

Only just seen you've already got it, but here's a neater version

 

http://i.imgur.com/6symoQt.gif

 

Or this one loops back and forth to be a bit smoother

 

http://i.imgur.com/zWD6r8o.gif

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