Beren Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Love Garth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Garth is such an idiot. You can tell he didn't watch the game on Sunday. He put Barkley in his team of the week when the guy barely did anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Report in a storm On Skysports.com, Alan McInally has given each Premier League club a rating for this season’s performance. You might think that there is already a table that does that – we call it the league table – but you’re an idiot. It’s half-term, you see. So we need half-term reports: – Liverpool are level on points with top of the league; they get a ‘B’. Arsenal, who are level on points with them and finished considerably higher last season? ‘A-‘. Of course. – Tottenham are one point from the top of the Premier League – they get a ‘C’. They’re level on points with Chelsea, who get a ‘B’. That league table really is misleading. – “I’m going to go as low as ‘C’ for Tottenham because I thought this would be a big season for Spurs and I think they’ve struggled a little,” says McInally about the only unbeaten team in the country. – Tottenham’s grade is the same as Manchester United’s, who they lead by five points. And Leicester, who have gone from top to 12th. That league table really is misleading. – Watford and Bournemouth are both in their second season back. They’re level on points too. The marks? ‘C’ for Watford and ‘A’ for Bournemouth. Sure. – “I want to give them an ‘A’ because of the position they’re in at the moment and the football they’ve played has been excellent,” says McInally on Southampton – they get a ‘B’. Sensational. http://www.football365.com/news/mediawatch-we-never-said-mata-would-leave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Garth is such an idiot. You can tell he didn't watch the game on Sunday. He put Barkley in his team of the week when the guy barely did anything. Garth doesn't play by the same rules as mortals like you and I. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie Smuggler Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Garth is such an idiot. You can tell he didn't watch the game on Sunday. He put Barkley in his team of the week when the guy barely did anything. He did get the Sky MOTM. Should have been Lukaku though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Wickes need to stick to the carpentry supplies Good lord that's bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Fuck, can't breathe. Can someone with skills please make that my avi? I want to see this as your avatar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Lovely little gem in his TOTW too: As for the through ball he played for Sadio Mane, who pulled a fabulous save out of Steve Mandanda in the Palace goal, it was like watching chess legend Boris Spassky make a move that no-one saw coming. He's so fucking niche. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Was Googling him earlier and how am I not 100% sure if I've seen this? I think I have, but surely I should have no doubts Also he's carrying a worthy message here but still makes it weird http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1471594/Gangsta-rap-culture-is-a-deadly-virus.html "As for the youngsters in our community who think they are gangsters, grow up. You are pathetic. You are not gangsters or clever. You are kids and it's time to impose zero tolerance." He's a very intense man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Gonna be a sad time when Garth and Lawro retire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 When his dad disagreed with his opinion on player of the year without making a point, Garth said 'good point' and then promptly left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Wasn't it his 'Uncle Ben'? Which made it funnier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 That Littlejohn clip is so funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Fuck, can't breathe. Can someone with skills please make that my avi? I want to see this as your avatar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 This guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Anyone got the clip from The Tuesday club podcast talking about Garth? Turned up to the BBC studios on his day off to watch Tottenham and had to get consoled by a makeup artist after he started crying when they lost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Anyone got the clip from The Tuesday club podcast talking about Garth? Turned up to the BBC studios on his day off to watch Tottenham and had to get consoled by a makeup artist after he started crying when they lost. It's this one I think - http://thetuesdayclub.libsyn.com/webpage/2011/04/21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Should have his own thread IYAM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 This guy. What the fuck is this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37817858 Fair play to the Garth on reading up on what is 'catenaccio', not understanding it but proceding to use it anyway more than once. That takes heart and balls you'd normally only see on the battlefield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 This guy. Hadn't seen that one before. Says it and then is just like, 'fuck aye, and what?' Mental little bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 This guy. Nutter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Presumably he's referring to this: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/oct/18/andros-townsend-roy-hodgson-monkey-joke-compliment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Fuck, can't breathe. Can someone with skills please make that my avi? Only just seen you've already got it, but here's a neater version http://i.imgur.com/6symoQt.gif Or this one loops back and forth to be a bit smoother http://i.imgur.com/zWD6r8o.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Top man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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