Wullie Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 My favourite exchange is the one along the lines of: "It'll cost you a million pounds." "Three million?! Nonsense. I won't pay it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 The writer's so dry like, I liked stuff like this: Afterwards, he reflects on their situation; "I just hoped that he and Michelle would behave responsibly. If he were to beat her up, or even strike her once or twice, I would feel guilty." Sound. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 He also did this http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/14/guy-proves-selfridges-will-put-anything-you-ask-for-on-a-nutella-jar-5622066/ (Re having "Arsemuck" printed on his jar of Nutella) Guy: Sorry you cannot have this one. Me: Excuse me? Guy: This one. Me: [stares quizzically] Guy: Is a rude one. Sorry. [bEAT] Me: Oh, right no, wait! Sorry, do you mean because of Arse? Guy: (Nods sheepishly). Me: No, ha, arsemuck is an Irish name. Guy: (embarrassed) ohhhhhhh. Me: Haha Guy: I’m sorry sir. (Laughs, wraps package and hands it to me) Me: Haha, don’t be sorry. Oh, that’s funny. I can’t wait to tell him this. Guy: Arsemuck? Me: It’s the Irish for Arsenio Guy: Right, right. I know it. Me: Ha, do you get a lot of rude ones? Guy: All the time, sir. Me: What’s the rudest one you’ve had? (Guy thinks for literally 15 seconds) Guy: Probably fatp*ssy sir. Me: You can’t be too careful. Bye! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest firetotheworks Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 My favourite exchange is the one along the lines of: "It'll cost you a million pounds." "Three million?! Nonsense. I won't pay it." I love that. I was just saying the other day that it's something that Professor Farnsworth would say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 1994 man. Escobar debacle, Letchkov header, Romario header, Sweden, Roger Milla, Lalas, Wynalda freekick, Hagi, Saudi, Baggio penalty. Ah man, definitely 2nd on my list. is that supposed to fit to we didn't start the fire? 5/7 must try harder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Didn't realise Pablo Hernandez was at Leeds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BlueStar Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Thanks to reading this on the bus to work I started giggling in Tesco when I looked at the sandwiches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Wickes need to stick to the carpentry supplies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Bale signs a new contract and the first question to Sky reporter asks him at his press conference is: 'We know clubs have been interested in you, like Manchester United, were you ever tempted by that interest and does your new contract have a release clause?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Bale signs a new contract and the first question to Sky reporter asks him at his press conference is: 'We know clubs have been interested in you, like Manchester United, were you ever tempted by that interest and does your new contract have a release clause?' All contracts in Spain has release clauses Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 :lol: Ademola Lookman There's a Ghost ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Bale signs a new contract and the first question to Sky reporter asks him at his press conference is: 'We know clubs have been interested in you, like Manchester United, were you ever tempted by that interest and does your new contract have a release clause?' All contracts in Spain has release clauses It was that plus the desperation to get him back to the Premier league which really made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/792790353136984068 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 http://linkis.com/ot5nT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/792790353136984068 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Love Garth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 He is so mental. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Fuck, can't breathe. Can someone with skills please make that my avi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 At a certain point the BBC has to consider if it's okay put a mentally ill person on TV so often Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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