Dr Venkman Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Just realised, is that that 'Beefy' on the right? If so, he's got some cheek calling anyone a clown. It's not him, can you guess why I know that? You've put on some weight like, Venky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 “Alan Pardew has signed 16 players costing £60m in the last two years, Newcastle United’s wage bill is now comfortably in the top 10 in the country, and he will continue to get all the support the club can reasonably provide. Firstly, I make it 20 players: 10/11: Ben Arfa 11/12: Abeid, Marveaux, Cabaye, Ba, Obertan, Santon, Elliott, Cisse 12/13: Amalfitano, Bigirimana, Anita, Good, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara, Sissoko, Mbabu, Kemen and Gouffran But we'lll not quibble over that. In that time we've seen 22 leave, for a combined fee of (you guessed it) £60m. So we're 2 men down for a net outlay of fuck all. If that qualifies as giving him all the support the club can reasonably give, then it's bloody unreasonable. Kinnear admitted: “I sanctioned the one-year loan deal for Loic Remy, and if it goes pear-shaped I will take responsibility for it. “But if he scores goals and does well for us, Alan will be happy with our end of the deal; the player will be happy because he will come into contention for a World Cup place with France; and if both those things happen, Remy will go back to QPR as a World Cup player with a higher value than when he joined them, so everyone will come out of it well.” So no clause to seal a permanent deal then..... Wonderful. Everyone comes out of it well apart from us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 This will end up being one of those £1m per goal deals by the time he goes back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 “Alan Pardew has signed 16 players costing £60m in the last two years, Newcastle United’s wage bill is now comfortably in the top 10 in the country, and he will continue to get all the support the club can reasonably provide. Firstly, I make it 20 players: 10/11: Ben Arfa 11/12: Abeid, Marveaux, Cabaye, Ba, Obertan, Santon, Elliott, Cisse 12/13: Amalfitano, Bigirimana, Anita, Good, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara, Sissoko, Mbabu, Kemen and Gouffran But we'lll not quibble over that. In that time we've seen 22 leave, for a combined fee of (you guessed it) £60m. So we're 2 men down for a net outlay of fuck all. If that qualifies as giving him all the support the club can reasonably give, then it's bloody unreasonable. Kinnear admitted: “I sanctioned the one-year loan deal for Loic Remy, and if it goes pear-shaped I will take responsibility for it. “But if he scores goals and does well for us, Alan will be happy with our end of the deal; the player will be happy because he will come into contention for a World Cup place with France; and if both those things happen, Remy will go back to QPR as a World Cup player with a higher value than when he joined them, so everyone will come out of it well.” So no clause to seal a permanent deal then..... Wonderful. Everyone comes out of it well apart from us. Kinnear publicly banging on about how much we have spent and comparing wage bills is EXACTLY why I don't want us to piss money away on players I don't rate. Its easy to criticise the 'pseudo accountant' fans but Mike Ashley counts every penny he spends and will use it when Pardew, Charnley, Kinnear etc.. go begging for another player. It shouldn't be like that but that is how it is. So and so may be better than one of our current players but given how difficult it is to get the nod in the first place some don't want that money spent by just slightly upgrading, especially when there are better options out there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joe-kinnear-re-locate-newcastle-before-5788488 Well that's a relief and a weight off my mind. At least he can try not to sign players sitting in Newcastle rather than London. See, he's not as daft as he looks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Wonder how long they can keep this shit up while we're not winning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I'd rather he stay in London. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 He hasn't signed a whopping 4 players today. Two strikers, a winger and an attacking midfielder. Awesome work Joe, keep it up son. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 See how it goes after we lose to Fulham. More puff piece articles? They can't win. Our shortcomings will get them no matter how much they try and spin the reality... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Wonder how long they can keep this s*** up while we're not winning. The bloke is a compulsive liar, once you tell a lie a few times you actually start to believe it happened yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 All that Kinnear appears to have overseen is the weakening of an already inadequate squad. I would love to understand the rationale behind selling Perch this summer if we never intended to buy anyone. Or indeed why we didn't offer Simpson the extra money he wanted to stay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joe-kinnear-re-locate-newcastle-before-5788488 Well that's a relief and a weight off my mind. At least he can try not to sign players sitting in Newcastle rather than London. See, he's not as daft as he looks. Up until clicking that link, I was living in the tiniest piece of hope that it was Newcastle, New South Wales. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joe-kinnear-re-locate-newcastle-before-5788488 Well that's a relief and a weight off my mind. At least he can try not to sign players sitting in Newcastle rather than London. See, he's not as daft as he looks. honestly what is the point of publishing that story. the local press is getting worse. I know they don't have much ITK to go on, so why not concentrate on pulling apart some off the ridiculous quotes from pardew and JFK, for example that £60m on players bollocks. They need to be expressing the importance of the game tonight and the need to play a strong team. they need to pick up on pardew's pre and post match bollocks/lies/excuses. A bit more pressure is needed on Ashley, pardew and JFK rather than leaving it to forums like this. They really need to emphasise that the fans aren't swallowing the club's lies. the regime gets far too easy a time from the local press. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Before the season started, we had sat down and agreed the squad was big enough, and strong enough, to finish in the top half of the table. I think it’s fairly evident, even before the Cabaye situation, that we need to bring at least one or two players in and that hasn’t changed. Working together indeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 what a joke of club we are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I reckon we should do what Evander Holyfield did to Buster Douglass. Send him a pizza every night, hopefully he'll have to quit as his heart is playing up again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I reckon we should do what Evander Holyfield did to Buster Douglass. Send him a pizza every night, hopefully he'll have to quit as his heart is playing up again. Belfast Mags 's this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 A week to go and we could end up with potentially 2 loan signings to show for. Good job, Joe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 If we don't sign anyone today it will show just what a dishonest tosser this bloke is tbh. I'm sure he's more than aware that he's been called a w@nker, a drunk, a mouthpiece, etc. But this will just bear him out as a wilful liar. Which i think is far more damning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Apparently he's going to spend some money today, been seen in the Metro Centre with his kids. First stop is build a bear, then the all you can eat buffet, then the Disney store, back to all you can eat, off to the cinema, then off home for an early night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 fank u joe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I think where Pards has played it well is mentioning Joke everytime he's quizzed about possible incomings "that's Joe's area" "Joe's working hard" "Joe has a list of targets" etc. If we don't get anyone in I bet Pards is secretely hoping the press really go for JK in a big way after all his bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 fank u joe We should get a statue sorted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 A joke of a appointment and a liability. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I think where Pards has played it well is mentioning Joke everytime he's quizzed about possible incomings "that's Joe's area" "Joe's working hard" "Joe has a list of targets" etc. If we don't get anyone in I bet Pards is secretely hoping the press really go for JK in a big way after all his bullshit. I think the local press will be going for it big-time once the window closes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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