Tooj Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 “I was too good, my level was too high,” he said of his experience at Sunderland. “What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. I can’t wait to have another chance with the right people. I feel a better manager than before. What a tit Di Canio is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Heard a mackem lass shout hoola hoops in ASDA tonight. Hewla Hewps Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I once heard a bloke on Fawcett St on his mobile "Hi Steyvun, it's Peytar..." just as I stepped out of Shatwest. God I hated going to uni in the Rat Pit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Somebody on this forum once said that to hear a mackem say the word "beeping" was the funniest thing in the universe. I can confirm that it's not far off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Hearing a mackems ask for a pint of Coors is just Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 You have to bewk early if wur going for a kerry. Poor Kerry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flartyblartclart Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 When they say DORITOS it's comical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I raise you. Rueben Agboola's new computer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Truancy patrol in Sunderland city centre: Eya, what yew dewing out of skewel playing trewent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Their whole accent is built on an overuse of W Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR15 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 The worst accent in the UK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Hearing a mackems ask for a pint of Coors is just Kewers. Never thought of that before. Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Snewker kew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
div-s- Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Have to deal with them on the phone in work sometimes, dont have a clue what they say. Up there with the very north of scotland for the worst accent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Hearing a mackems ask for a pint of Coors is just Kewers. Never thought of that before. Christ Used to get that at uni, "Heeya. let's go to Spewuns, they do a byewtiful pint of kewers." :| Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Hearing a mackems ask for a pint of Coors is just Kewers. Never thought of that before. Christ Used to get that at uni, "Heeya. let's go to Spewuns, they do a byewtiful pint of kewers." :| Do they serve a completely different lager instead? That's the only way a pint of fizzy cat pissCoors could be described as "byewtiful". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Do they serve a completely different lager instead? That's the only way a pint of fizzy cat p*ssCoors could be described as "byewtiful". It's sunderland ffs. Any city centre pub where you don't instantly contract an STD just by touching the door handle is a tourist attraction. Coors qualifies as a top quality craft beer in that midden.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Hearing a mackems ask for a pint of Coors is just Kewers. Never thought of that before. Christ Used to get that at uni, "Heeya. let's go to Spewuns, they do a byewtiful pint of kewers." :| Do they serve a completely different lager instead? That's the only way a pint of fizzy cat pissCoors could be described as "byewtiful". at the thought of anyone wanting a pint of Coors Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 A night off the blue pop just to get your teeth closer to their normal colour (in their case, brown). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 "Redchester" instead of register. Stupid people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I don't mind a Kewers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Emiliana Torrini, Icelandic singer Ehmeeyleyarna Toreeyneey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I met Rewben Agbewla recently in Spewns. We had a pint of Kewers each and shared a bag of Hewla Hewps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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