Varadi Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 There has been plenty spoken about Defoe's move back to England, the knight in shining armour to save Sunderland from their current malaise. Their total of 18 goals this season is 'beaten' only by Aston Villa's 11, and 22% of those have come in defeats. Gus Poyet's side need less of a spark and more of a raging fire. Unfortunately, there appears to be a good deal of revisionism over Defoe's form. This is a player who moved to the relative backwaters of Major League Soccer after scoring two goals in his last 1262 Premier League minutes. If he keeps up that rate back in England, he'll score 19 league goals over the entire length of his three-and-a-half year contract, assuming he plays every minute of every match. He also failed to score in his last 414 minutes for Toronto. Furthermore, Defoe is a striker who feeds off a partner. With Steven Fletcher now perennially out of favour and Danny Graham comprehensively not good enough, it falls on Connor Wickham to be the support act. Sue me for being underwhelmed. http://www.football365.com/big-weekend/9646107/Big-Weekend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/rI7XvnS.png A season (league only) lasts 3420 mins so the number sluts can work out his average though it appears to be good. For context, Remy got 14 in 2097 mins for us last year. Also worth noting is their insane home fixtures http://i.imgur.com/A0xWPmE.png If he's motivated he'll score goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 it would seem to me to be spending a lot on wages to not really solve the ultimate problem they have they have- they don't create chances and Defoe won't work in the current set up Poyet plays. Is he likely to change that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Don't think Defoe needs endless chances created. I think he's suited in every way to a bottom half team, much like Dazza Bent before him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fucking hell man! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/44abfc61bce5ad0e3f9de59b49f57cfa.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fingers and toes crossed his legs fall off in his first game, cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midstoon Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 http://replygif.net/i/784.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fucking hell man! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/44abfc61bce5ad0e3f9de59b49f57cfa.jpg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fucking hell man! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/44abfc61bce5ad0e3f9de59b49f57cfa.jpg Asinine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 2,1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fucking hell man! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/44abfc61bce5ad0e3f9de59b49f57cfa.jpg This literally makes no sense at all Even if he was frequently referred to as JD it still wouldn't make any sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Clearly 1,2 though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 2,1 Shut up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 obv 1,2. Although I think 2 has been jipped with the photo lighting a little, and 1 is covered in slap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 You're all mental Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 1,2 fo sho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 He's got a good record against us. That's the only criteria they need to stay up. Translation: He's got a good record against us. That's the only criteria they need to make a bunch of t-shirts and idolise him as some sort of messiah. Called it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 f***ing hell man! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/44abfc61bce5ad0e3f9de59b49f57cfa.jpg This literally makes no sense at all Even if he was frequently referred to as JD it still wouldn't make any sense. What a fucking tragic bunch they are Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 f***ing hell man! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/44abfc61bce5ad0e3f9de59b49f57cfa.jpg This literally makes no sense at all Even if he was frequently referred to as JD it still wouldn't make any sense. What a fucking tragic bunch they are My god, that's awful. The only exception to me wearing something like that is if it was Shola on there, because then it would be ironic and funny (because he's not the number 1 finisher (just thought I'd explain )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhtoon Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I bet poor old Conno and Stevo are guttered they don't have any shirts. Bit of a slap in the face :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 f***ing hell man! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/44abfc61bce5ad0e3f9de59b49f57cfa.jpg This literally makes no sense at all Even if he was frequently referred to as JD it still wouldn't make any sense. What a f***ing tragic bunch they are Even worse, the seething legion of gimps who actually pay enough money to allow als to make a living out of this shit. Mugs one and all. Honestly, who actually buys these t-shirts? Do they even make them in adult sizes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 That is just fucking tragic beyond belief. :mike: :mike: :mike: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Defoe is a decent signing, but they've obviously overpaid and gave him too long of a contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Defoe is a decent signing, but they've obviously overpaid and gave him too long of a contract. Probably the only way they could convince him to sign, lets be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 yep, i think they blew Hull & QPR out of the water on this one, Still over the moon harry never got him, he was certain he was getting him a few weeks ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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