Ketsbaia Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Isn't he meant to play this down, not make things worse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Hang on, what's his defence? Yeah, I wanted to fuck a child but she wouldn't put out, your honour, honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He wouldn't have performed well on To Catch a Predator Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Cracking defence Utterly noncensical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 It's nonce sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I hope his defence is just "aye I finger kids, what you gannae dee?" I'd let him off with the lot. Asked whether he thought sexual activity might take place, AJ says: "Yeah there was a possibility" Did you want to do that? AJ: "Yeah" — Josh Halliday (@JoshHalliday) February 22, 2016 Hans might have been onto something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Hang on, what's his defence? Yeah, I wanted to f*** a child but she wouldn't put out, your honour, honest. His defence is so bad I'm beginning to wonder if Colo is his lawyer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Looks like Johnson's been having a browse on here and took Hans advice a bit too seriously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'ma actually chuckling at the stupidity. This guy is so guilty. Why he's trying to fight it is beyond me. Imagine - 5, 6 years ago many of us would've loved him here. Absolutely delighted he ended up at Sunderland and they cheered him a week before all this happened. Hate this happened for the lass though obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Asked why he continued kissing the girl given his worries, AJ says: "Because I wanted to and I wasn't thinking clearly how I should've been" The way his defence is going I'm half-expecting a breakdown similar to Sly Stallone in Rocky III when Adrian's grilling him on the beach. "Because I wanted to... I'M A NONCE!! YOU WANNA HEAR ME SAY IT!? YOU WANNA BREAK ME DOWN!? OK! I'M A DIRTY NONCE! ARE YOU f***ing HAPPY NOW!?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 These are answers to questions from his own lawyer too The fuck is he gonna be saying when the prosecution start? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 This tweet been covered yet? Aye, I always have to keep myself busy to stop noncing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I wanted to fuck kids because I was bored. Best defense ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I should be thankful I have a job that is really time-consuming I suppose. I'd be noncing all over the shop otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 "I know it was so wrong but at the time I sort of enjoyed it so I still got caught up in it texting after." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Check the job thread in general chat, anyone unemployed in there must be noncing it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Asked why he continued kissing the girl given his worries, AJ says: "Because I wanted to and I wasn't thinking clearly how I should've been" The way his defence is going I'm half-expecting a breakdown similar to Sly Stallone in Rocky III when Adrian's grilling him on the beach. "Because I wanted to... I'M A NONCE!! YOU WANNA HEAR ME SAY IT!? YOU WANNA BREAK ME DOWN!? OK! I'M A DIRTY NONCE! ARE YOU f***ing HAPPY NOW!?" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Is he trying to 'show remorse' or something to get a lesser sentence? Is it not far too late for that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He's like Brendan Dassey this cunt. Try defending yourself man, he's almost like "Well, aye of course I was up for a shag. Still text her, the whole thing had me boner'd up for months until yous lot found out like" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He's like Brendan Dassey this c***. Try defending yourself man, he's almost like "Well, aye of course I was up for a shag. Still text her, the whole thing had me boner'd up for months until yous lot found out like" Aside from the whole being an adult, presumably with an average or above IQ, with millions in the bank and a quality lawyer, he's exactly like Brendan Dassey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He's like Brendan Dassey this c***. Try defending yourself man, he's almost like "Well, aye of course I was up for a shag. Still text her, the whole thing had me boner'd up for months until yous lot found out like" Aside from the whole being an adult, presumably with an average or above IQ, with millions in the bank and a quality lawyer, he's exactly like Brendan Dassey. It was a light-hearted comment you doyle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I guess he's being honest about all this stuff, so that he seems like he tells the truth and when he says "I wanted to have sex but we didn't" the jury believe him. The club knowing is fucked up. I've not wanted to comment on them, making this an us-them thing, but that's disgraceful stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 This is quite possibly the worst defence I have ever seen in my life. He is trying to play the "honest card", I'm guilty of this and that I admit I wanted to do this... So he can then looked honest in his not guilty plea for the other two. Absolutely horrifically bad defence this is like. The prosecution are going to tear him about, the lass doing it is a really good prosecution lawyer. The "underage conversation" at Sunderland - I'd imagine all these other players are going to come forward in his defence to corroborate this story? If not then :lol: As for Johnson throwing Sunderland under the bus by telling the world that the club allowed him to get away with it and continue playing :lol: The bloke is ruined, I'm amazed that he hasn't pleaded guilty to all four offences to try get a lesser sentence if this is the best defence that he has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I guess he's being honest about all this stuff, so that he seems like he tells the truth and when he says "I wanted to have sex but we didn't" the jury believe him. The club knowing is f***ed up. I've not wanted to comment on them, making this an us-them thing, but that's disgraceful stuff. The only problem with the strategy is that he pleaded not guilty all the way up until the trial, so if you're on the jury you have to be thinking 'this lads full of shit' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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