andycap Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Imagine being tarkowski Keane and mcneil they finally shift away from burnleys brand of hoof and run tactics. And then dyche turns up at Everton ?. The poor sods Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Steve Stone and Dyche. Proper Brexit football. Ave it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 It must be time for this lad to give up on football management Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Ben said: It must be time for this lad to give up on football management I doubt it, he was inspired by the Bruce “never say die” attitude! ?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 16 hours ago, Tomato Deuce said: They’re a shitshow right now, but Everton is comfortably a higher profile job than Burnley. Falling up. He did an admirable job at Burnley. Comparable the job that Howe did with Bournemouth. Neither failed upwards IMO. (Situation is quite similar. Except Everton is skint. Dyche won’t get a Bruno, won’t even get a Chris Wood.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Maximin Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 16 hours ago, Tomato Deuce said: They’re a shitshow right now, but Everton is comfortably a higher profile job than Burnley. Falling up. He did an excellent job at Burnley, makes his teams hard to beat and has joined a club in a shitshow as you say, so doesn’t seem a silly move. Can’t say I have any desire to watch his football, but despite using the phrase “proper football club”, he spoke very well in his first interview and is actually a very articulate and funny bloke. Maybe too likeable for that club actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/feb/02/sean-dyche-will-get-everton-back-to-basics-and-can-simplify-their-survival-task I feel this must be the most pointless PFM style article I've ever read in the guardian Was looking for a 'roll up their sleeves' bit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 On 31/01/2023 at 06:38, gazza ladra said: He did an admirable job at Burnley. Comparable the job that Howe did with Bournemouth. Neither failed upwards IMO. (Situation is quite similar. Except Everton is skint. Dyche won’t get a Bruno, won’t even get a Chris Wood.) You got submit reply on three round bursts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Didn't realise Dyche was a kopite ???. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Potter does not fit Chelsea, he wont last, ZZ will be in by the end of the month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Anyone hear the Dyche interview with Collymore? He genuinely sounds like David Brent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 9 minutes ago, toon25 said: Anyone hear the Dyche interview with Collymore? He genuinely sounds like David Brent I saw some tactics ‘masterclass’ video thing he did. It was utter bullshit and he was clearly just making it up. Compared to Rafa’s masterclass stuff it was night and day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicente_14 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 12 hours ago, toon25 said: Anyone hear the Dyche interview with Collymore? He genuinely sounds like David Brent He really does. Always thought Dyche was a bullsh*t merchant, spouts absolute nonsense and speaks in weird corporate style cliches, can imagine he delivers an incredible powerpoint presentation and speech! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 (edited) Quote "I want to be brutally honest with this, I have let the players down," Jones told BBC Match of the Day. "I was recruited to do certain things and I don't see my team in there. I have pandered a little bit, I have gone away and tried to accommodate what we have. "I haven't really put my own stamp on it and I should have by now, I really should have. "The manager drives standards. I took plenty of accolades at my previous clubs and manager of the year and statistically one of the best in the country and one of the most aggressive managers," continued Jones. "On an absolute shoestring, by the way. Pound-for-pound there wasn't anyone else in the country competing like we did in terms of points-per-pound. "I've tried to give people what they want, I've tried to really work with the players to give them a system that suits them. "But it doesn't suit me. It hasn't suited me as a manager or why I was recruited to come here." Jones coming out with corkers for Southampton fans, especially liked the bit in bold Edited February 4, 2023 by joeyt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sempiternal Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 He’s always been his own biggest fan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillDanceForChocolate Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I've no idea how O'Neil is still in the job. It's that bad I'd almost want you to beat us next week to put him out of his misery. Except he bizarrely looks unsackable at the moment. Plus, I could never want my team to lose. If common sense prevails he'll be gone tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 21 hours ago, joeyt said: Jones coming out with corkers for Southampton fans, especially liked the bit in bold Obviously shitting his pants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Bit soon to be jumping the shark, jonesy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Nathan Jones, You've been there too long Apologies to Bannanarama Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Marsch must be on the brink? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 15 minutes ago, The Butcher said: Marsch must be on the brink? He won't be missed and, thankfully, will be unlikely to manage in England again. What a fucking weapon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Why's he so disliked? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Why's he so disliked? He comes across as a proper try-hard, for me. He's also a LinkedIn wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Marsch has spent £130 million this season alone, so he’s been backed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 20 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Why's he so disliked? I’ll give you two guesses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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