Interpolic Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Yeah. Also our next best creative player has been on the bench or the subject of a mystery absence of some sort. Poor Pards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 The barrel doesn't half get scraped in the name of defending that tosser in charge like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 So those four losses in a row after Cabs' departure, there should be a Loser Of The Month award given to managers to go with the Manager of the Month. That looks bloody shocking. *Shudder* How he's still in a job, I'll never know. Ashley needs to be hounded out of our club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 :lol: this is great! Staggering how bad we have been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 So we were shite before Cabaye left and we're shite after he left, thanks for the information. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 “If anyone said after our opening-day defeat at Manchester City that we would have had 46 points on the board heading into the final phase of the season, we would have snapped your hands off. “Yet there is a feeling at the training ground that we should aim for more in the next few weeks.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 “If anyone said after our opening-day defeat at Manchester City that we would have had 46 points on the board heading into the final phase of the season, we would have snapped your hands off. “Yet there is a feeling at the training ground that we should aim for more in the next few weeks.” He's so delusional . Alan new flash we aren't relegation fodder and city only handed us our ass because of yet another cowardly performance on your watch Alan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work). One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him. It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a fuck load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Everyone looking forward to the tiredness excuse being emphasised more than usual on Saturday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work). One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him. It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a fuck load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work). One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him. It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a fuck load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice. That Ben smiley was fucking designed for stifler like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 The barrel doesn't half get scraped in the name of defending that tosser in charge like. The best part is, Cabaye didn't play in those losses prior to the West Ham win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 The barrel doesn't half get scraped in the name of defending that tosser in charge like. The best part is, Cabaye didn't play in those losses prior to the West Ham win. We should have kept Cabaye and put Carver in charge then. We could have doubled Cabaye's wages from the savings we'd make from Pardew's salary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work). One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him. It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a f*** load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s06d0Ex31rbrlneo1_400.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work). One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him. It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a f*** load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-cant-wait-hold-6884613 No doubt it will be along the lines of "keep it tight lads". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Can't help himself. “We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Can't help himself. “We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.” I wonder if there is a team in the league he thinks we can compete against? The man really does talk utter shit 90% of the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Funny how I never heard him spinning this shit again before we played Everton. Fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 In essence, that's him referring to himself and Ashley as "the tide". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Hi Alan Do you know that you complicit in this no spending money malarkey? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 ' Nowhere near' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 43m Alan Pardew: "I do feel that is something we need to aim for next year, to finish above Everton." #nufc Could have done it this year Alan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 43m Alan Pardew: "I do feel that is something we need to aim for next year, to finish above Everton." #nufc Could have done it this year Alan. Everton : Newcastle :: Newcastle : Sunderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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