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Our record since Boxing Day;

 

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3-1 90th minute

Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement)

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1-0 90th minute

4-1 90th minute

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1-0 90th minute

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The barrel doesn't half get scraped in the name of defending that tosser in charge like.
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So those four losses in a row after Cabs' departure, there should be a Loser Of The Month award given to managers to go with the Manager of the Month. That looks bloody shocking. *Shudder*

 

How he's still in a job, I'll never know.

 

Ashley needs to be hounded out of our club.

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Our record since Boxing Day;

 

0-1

0-1

0-2

3-1 90th minute

Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement)

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1-0 90th minute

4-1 90th minute

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1-0 90th minute

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:lol: :lol: this is great!

Staggering how bad we have been.
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“If anyone said after our opening-day defeat at Manchester City that we would have had 46 points on the board heading into the final phase of the season, we would have snapped your hands off.

 

“Yet there is a feeling at the training ground that we should aim for more in the next few weeks.”

 

:lol:

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“If anyone said after our opening-day defeat at Manchester City that we would have had 46 points on the board heading into the final phase of the season, we would have snapped your hands off.

 

“Yet there is a feeling at the training ground that we should aim for more in the next few weeks.”

 

:lol:

 

He's so delusional .

 

Alan new flash we aren't relegation fodder and city only handed us our ass because of yet another cowardly performance on your watch Alan

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Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work).

 

One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him.

 

It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a fuck load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice.

 

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Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work).

 

One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him.

 

It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a fuck load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice.

 

 

:ben:

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Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work).

 

One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him.

 

It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a fuck load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice.

 

 

:ben:

 

That Ben smiley was fucking designed for stifler like :lol:

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Our record since Boxing Day;

 

0-1

0-1

0-2

3-1 90th minute

Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement)

0-0

0-3

0-3

0-4

1-0 90th minute

4-1 90th minute

0-1

1-0 90th minute

0-3

 

The barrel doesn't half get scraped in the name of defending that tosser in charge like.

 

The best part is, Cabaye didn't play in those losses prior to the West Ham win. :p

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Our record since Boxing Day;

 

0-1

0-1

0-2

3-1 90th minute

Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement)

0-0

0-3

0-3

0-4

1-0 90th minute

4-1 90th minute

0-1

1-0 90th minute

0-3

 

The barrel doesn't half get scraped in the name of defending that tosser in charge like.

 

The best part is, Cabaye didn't play in those losses prior to the West Ham win. :p

 

We should have kept Cabaye and put Carver in charge then. We could have doubled Cabaye's wages from the savings we'd make from Pardew's salary.

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Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work).

 

One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him.

 

It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a f*** load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice.

 

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Had an amazing day today, managed to sneak into the training ground to watch the lads train and Pardew run through tactics (thanks to G4S's great security work).

 

One part of the day was pretty insightful. Pardew called the lads over, he pulled out a chicken then cuts it's head clean off, let the chicken run around and said to the lads "Thats how I want you all to play". Shola seemed to take his words to heart, bless him.

 

It got a little awkward at the end though, Ben Arfa had ordered a f*** load of pizza's and I thought he had them ordered for everyone as treat for some good work they put in during training, nearly bit my head off when I reached in to grab a slice.

 

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Can't help himself.

 

“We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.”
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Can't help himself.

 

“We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.”

I wonder if there is a team in the league he thinks we can compete against? The man really does talk utter shit 90% of the time.
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Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 43m

 

Alan Pardew: "I do feel that is something we need to aim for next year, to finish above Everton." #nufc

 

Could have done it this year Alan.

 

Everton : Newcastle :: Newcastle : Sunderland

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