Mattoon Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 He's lost the fucking plot, I can only pray that the pressure is now getting to him, no one wants to play for him, he can't buy a goal and is being humiliated every game. He'll go into excuse bullshit overdrive and have an aneurysm! Something's gotta give, it's like atomic bomb type pressure waiting to explode, whether it be the fans, the players, Pardew himself or Ashley, something's gonna snap before the end of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Forgot to mention to blame the working class lack of intelligence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Forgot to mention to blame the working class lack of intelligence. Too many sillybulls in that we wuddent undastand?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 @NUFCfretlevel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down Damning no matter which way you look at it, too small a sample size for Shearer or Hughton, yet still he tops them with more than 100 games over them both put together. I'm not sure the meaning of untenable anymore? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Has this f***er blamed it on the boogie yet? Edit: Too late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down Best graphs yet....no idea why you spend so much time doing these though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 He's lost the fucking plot, I can only pray that the pressure is now getting to him, no one wants to play for him, he can't buy a goal and is being humiliated every game. He'll go into excuse bullshit overdrive and have an aneurysm! Something's gotta give, it's like atomic bomb type pressure waiting to explode, whether it be the fans, the players, Pardew himself or Ashley, something's gonna snap before the end of the season. Not really. There is no real discontent among the fans, just a bit of head scratching and mumbling into their pints after the game. A win at the weekend against Stoke and everyone will be happy again. Not that I think we'll get it. Hughes will probably hand Pardew his latest 3-0 thumping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Best graphs yet....no idea why you spend so much time doing these though Thought it was interesting Hughton was almost as bad, but his reputation is untarnished on Tyneside. Guess he only had 16 games. Pardew will have managed us for as many top flight games as Keegan come christmas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down Damning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Annual Tasks M. Ashley Expects of A. Pardew Maintain Premier League status. ✓ Try to be top half for maximum Sports Direct exposure. ✓ Don't qualify for Europe. ✓ Exit cups as early as possible. ✓ Play down the club's size at every opportunity. ✓ Back all transfer market [in]activity. ✓ Publicly arselick 'Mike' whenever possible. ✓ Embarrass the Geordie scumbags when feasible. ✓ Accept a comparative pittance in salary. ✓ Another season successfully negotiated by A. Pardew. Champagne all round. One glass each. Spot on Dave. His job is safe for years to come looking at our new managing director's vision for this club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 All we need now is for Wenger to retire so he can be the longest serving manager in the Premiership. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Best graphs yet....no idea why you spend so much time doing these though Thought it was interesting Hughton was almost as bad, but his reputation is untarnished on Tyneside. Guess he only had 16 games. Pardew will have managed us for as many top flight games as Keegan come christmas The fact it is a higher percentage in considerably more games makes it quite a bit worse, like. Browse some threads and you will see Hughton has his critics (wrong as they are). Also Hughton enjoys a good representation for obvious reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Great job on the graphs (again), HF. Nothing like data to prove a point most of us have been making forever. It just drives it home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Houghton has 2 heavy losses in 16 games with a side that had just come up from the Championship. Pardew is into his 3rd full year and has been battered 8 times with games still to go There's a markedly big difference between the 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/847439540.jpg?1396862809 That's mint. It's a good idea. But couldn't they have filled the entire thing up with things he's actually said? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Robson and Keegan, man. Robson + Keegan: 350 games, lost 15 by 2+ goals Pardew: 131 games, lost 19 by 2+ goals Also, Hughton + Shearer + Roeder + Allardyce + Dalglish + Kinnear + Souness + Gullit = lost 18 by 2+ goals Pardew = lost 19 by 2+ goals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/847439540.jpg?1396862809 That's mint. It's a good idea. But couldn't they have filled the entire thing up with things he's actually said? I think it's a nice mix of fact and fiction, people who don't read/hear his rubbish won't know what's real and what's not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I keep hearing him say we wuz competative, huh 0-4 god fucking help us when we get a hiding then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/847439540.jpg?1396862809 That's mint. It's a good idea. But couldn't they have filled the entire thing up with things he's actually said? Blame Europa League Blame Lack of Energy Blame Shola not on Bench Blame Agents affecting players Blame Negative reaction from the crowd Blame Lack of Energy again Blame Europe again Blame Notting Hill Carnival Blame November (without November what a great year we had) Blame Too much energy Blame Everything seems to be going against us Blame Europa League Blame Kick off ("It was all good up until when it kicked off") Blame Their keeper for making 2 good saves Blame Europe again Blame Linesman slipped Blame Linesman again Blame Not enough good players on the pitch." Blame Oppo's "move the ball so fast" Blame Arsenal for making a bid Blame The tactics ("The formation was the same today, the set-up was the same but we looked not the same.") Blame Oppo's Tried, ("for them it was all about passion, running and closing us down and trying to capitalise on our mistakes. That’s all they offered.") Blame Science ("it’s science against me") Blame Cabaye Sale ("We looked a little bit different, but in a good way. This club is never going to be about one player.") Blame Cabaye Sale ("A lot of the play went through Yohan, so we’re going to have to change our style. We haven’t played well.") Blame Lack of Quality Blame Lack of Energy again Blame Lack of Quality again Blame Previous loses, these are just the post match blame game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down 14.5% ffs. 1 in every 7 matches we get fucking thrashed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down 14.5% ffs. 1 in every 7 matches we get fucking thrashed. That's the risk you take when you're playing all-out attacking, front-foot football for 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Following the great 35 v 19 stat, I've broken it down 14.5% ffs. 1 in every 7 matches we get fucking thrashed. Be interesting to know what proportion of the games for each manager are at home too. Can think of a few home beltings over the years (both of Allardyce's were at SJP) but we get raped more at home now than we do away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Would also like to see the percentage as a proportion of defeats rather than games personally. It seems we love a tight win but can't avoid a heavy defeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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