r0cafella Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Again what a loon we don't support Alan we support the club. Its hilarious how he actually tries to belittle the club whilst bolster his own ego at the same time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 On nufc.cock he reckons we need to freten the goal more at home, he's been saying that shit for two years. He doesn't know how to set a team up to attack, just boring defensive failure football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Excellent piece. The worst thing is that Newcastle fans should know that better than anyone, we had the Premier League's original and best beacon of positivity in KK, a man who could garner performances through sheer force of personality. Yet we've got so many supporters who buy 100% into Pardew's defeatist bullshit. I don't understand why. It feels almost sacrilege to mention him in the same breath as KK. From someone who focussed completely on imposing ourselves on the opposition to the bloke who spends every pre-match bigging up their strengths and talking down our own chances. Can you imagine Keegan moaning about how hard it would be playing Swansea at home because they were probably going to try and keep the ball?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 HOW IS THIS CUNT STILL SHARING OUR OXYGEN? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 @lee_ryder: Pardew says he's driven by failure: "What drives managers, as much as success sometimes, is failure." #nufc Could not make it up Driven to fail more? Right on target atm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 another two. So far today he's stated Remy is number 9, claimed he has his own fans and admitted he loves failing. Good Friday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Excellent piece. The worst thing is that Newcastle fans should know that better than anyone, we had the Premier League's original and best beacon of positivity in KK, a man who could garner performances through sheer force of personality. Yet we've got so many supporters who buy 100% into Pardew's defeatist bullshit. I don't understand why. Most "sensible" (relatively sensible) fans I've spoken to who sympathize with this defeatist mindset say it comes from a "once bitten twice shy" point of view. We had a promising start to our PL years under Keegan, and came up short. Again under SBR we looked like we were on the verge of something spectacular, and again failed to deliver. Seems to me that some fans are utterly convinced that we have found our level with Ashley and Pardew and have no right to aim higher. Makes me f***ing sick. f*** me sensible Promising start? It was amazing. There was nothing promising though out those 5 years with Keegan. Best years of my life watching Newcastle. Idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 "Is Newcastle getting relegated this season or something because this page just feels like it did when we did get relegated,there isn't much positivity at the mo,come on every1 its the bank holiday weekend" -FB moron. :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Hey, you should be grateful to Mike* for this bank holiday. It's sunny as well. Cheers Mike, god bless you. *Ashley, obviously not NO Mike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Anybody worked out who the ten players are yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 The man is a walking parody. He's literally losing grip with reality, last weekend's banners/Pardew out chants have really got to him. I'm waiting for the inevitable next week http://i.imgur.com/P6CebL1.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-gibson-alan-pardew-sounds-7005832 John Gibson: Alan Pardew sounds like Prime Minister who has just lost an election Apr 18, 2014 16:00 United's travelling supporters have been loyal to the point of blindness but even they can only take so much served up in their name. Therefore, after oceans of dross it was inevitable a banner would be unfurled at Stoke voicing their dissatisfaction. It read: “No more excuses. No more lies. Pardew out.” United duly limped to their 12th defeat in 17 matches since Boxing Day and what did we get? More excuses from the silver fox. It would appear the dirty dozen are not down to him but to us, the local press. Well, if it is not us it is injuries. Tiredness. Nothing to play for. Yohan Cabaye leaving. Really? I suggest Pardew locks himself in an empty room and faces up to some uncomfortable facts. Facts like he can no longer motivate the players. They appear not to care about him or the crowd. Or have personal pride come to that. Facts like he is sitting up in the gods because he was officially labelled a nutter. Like his defence is as watertight as a colander – 12 goals conceded in the last four defeats. His strikers...oh dear. No goals at all in those same matches. Did we fail to score goals or did they? Did we leak a basketful or was it somebody else? Were the failed tactics ours? What is happening on the training ground to right these wrongs, that is what I would like to know. Two naturally-gifted players, Hatem Ben Arfa and Sylvain Marveaux, are discarded because Pardew cannot do a thing with them. Fabricio Colocinni wants to go home, Loic Remy wants away, Luuk de Jong must be one of the worst loan signings in a very long time and two players about to get free transfers, Shola Ameobi and Dan Gosling are being used in the hope they will at least bring effort to a workshy team. Yet it is outside influences which are to blame. Yeah, of course it is. Honestly, Pardew sounds like a Prime Minister who has just lost an election. It is nothing to do with me, squire, and nor is it the fault of my friend Mike for selling my best player in January and not replacing him. It is those scumbags down in the Bigg Market who keep pointing these things out. Tomorrow United must attempt to avoid becoming an Easter bunny when relegation- threatened Swansea arrive at St James’ Park. In theory this should be a home banker – especially because of the supposed sighting of French walking wounded on the training pitch. United, a club of history, of standing, and supported by 50,000 mad Geordies are reduced to relying on another club’s striker Loic Remy where once thoroughbreds like Wor Jackie, SuperMac and Big Al used to walk tall harvesting goal upon goal. It would seem we have to swallow our pride and pray Remy agrees to run around with a black and white shirt on his back or rely on a 17-year-old kid Adam Armstrong rescuing his so-called peers. Swansea dealt Newcastle a mortal blow in south Wales winning 3-0, but that was only one of eight PL matches they have collected maximum points. They appear as a bunch to be as split as Newcastle, only they are fighting one another while the Mags are pacifists. United had better get their bottle back. Steven Taylor and Shola Ameobi have talked about it but I wish they would just shut up and do it. They along with Pardew keep chuntering on about “a positive reaction” to the latest defeat but I have more chance of spotting Lord Lucan in Tescos than being served up blood and thunder it would seem. It is not about what Swansea do tomorrow, of course, but what their hosts do. Surely the penny has dropped. Do not goad those who pay to watch you in such vast numbers. Get it right Alan Pardew if you do not want this to be your Swan song! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 This quote from a few pages back was great. "You have to prove yourself as a manager at any club, but particularly at a big club, that you can handle the tough times," he said. "I did that at West Ham and got a lot of respect from West Ham fans, more for that, probably, than some of the great victories and getting to the cup final and the promotion we got. Thinks he got more respect from fans for dealing with pressure when his side was playing poorly, than getting them playing well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 "I think we've got a chance of keeping him and because I'm a positive person, I'd like to think it's a good chance," he said. That's the biggest lie he's ever told there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Positively a prize wanker. I'm staggered the amount of support he's getting. Mainly going off that Facebook group but as the leading social media I would think it's quite representative. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 This quote from a few pages back was great. "You have to prove yourself as a manager at any club, but particularly at a big club, that you can handle the tough times," he said. "I did that at West Ham and got a lot of respect from West Ham fans, more for that, probably, than some of the great victories and getting to the cup final and the promotion we got. Thinks he got more respect from fans for dealing with pressure when his side was playing poorly, than getting them playing well. That sums him up tbh, never his fault so he's doing an even grander job when working against adversity and losing every game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 @Adam_NUFC98 Apr 16 Here is Alan Pardew posing for a photo with the people who want him to stay. #NUFC pic.twitter.com/zkBG96Do0A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 @Adam_NUFC98 Apr 16 Here is Alan Pardew posing for a photo with the people who want him to stay. #NUFC pic.twitter.com/zkBG96Do0A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 What the fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 He was at some kind of Pard-b-q last night sampling all the meats http://i62.tinypic.com/zkk853.jpg http://i61.tinypic.com/28lgkm9.jpg (None of this is true) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 definitely not him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Dinho man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 He's starting to look like Gary Busey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Fair enough, I did suspect that he was taking the micky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Just seen the small writing, as well. Fair do's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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