Hanshithispantz Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Just read Moncur's bollocks. Did it say this 00 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I read this aloud to Mrs Bimpy while she took her weekly bath. She was annoyed at first due to her not liking football but by the end she was engrossed. The prose, content and the smell of Radox combining to create a frisson of lust which, unfortunately, I took full advantage of. Thank you, Matthew. fuck off bimpy you lovely poet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 NPW Re: Moncur's comments.. Who did I expect us to finish ahead of? Everybody! That includes Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, and any other f***er that stands in our way of being champions. I also expected us to win the champions league!! Or at least reach the final!! FFS man, what the f*** is wrong with ambition? Yeah I know we're s***, and I know Pardew is s***, I know we don't spend, I know our squad is lacking etc... But I started this season like I start every season. To support the team in the aim of finishing the season as champions and winning every competition we enter. This "where did you expect us to finish" lark is a post-modern NUFC cliche. Seems like a significant chunk of our fanbase has finally convinced themselves that they ARE deluded having been told time and time again by the southern press/fans of other clubs. Watching an entire season revolve around dampened expectations has been the near-death of this club. Madness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I read this aloud to Mrs Bimpy while she took her weekly bath. She was annoyed at first due to her not liking football but by the end she was engrossed. The prose, content and the smell of Radox combining to create a frisson of lust which, unfortunately, I took full advantage of. Thank you, Matthew. That's brilliant but wasn't me, i have a stalker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Come on, which of you fuckers was it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Jack Flash early favourite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Definitely. Anything creepy, he's your man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Hans and Jack were the only 2 that actually crossed my mind. Stopped there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Maybe they're in cahoots? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 probs m8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I do believe we are up shits creek for as long as Ashley is here. I don't expect us to improve drastically while he's here. But I would be delighted if we played like Southampton and tried to win the cups. Even if we ended up finishing 9th and getting knocked out the cups regardless. That would give me some hope. I just want to hope again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the fuck? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the fuck? :lol: I hope to Christ I'm not mistaken. I vaguely remember some shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yep. Was something to do with being able to talk to the dead or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the fuck? :lol: I hope to Christ I'm not mistaken. I vaguely remember some shit. I recall something about said older woman talking about speaking to her dead husband or some shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yep. Was something to do with being able to talk to the dead or something? YES. Like...he was a widow, and he was talking to his dead husband, and something about movie reviews? It was some shit, Neil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Well, this is weird Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 he's a card alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 My reply is up, i'm very upset with this turn of events. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I remember Hanz' double life. He's got frisson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts