The Prophet Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Has this cunt been binned yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? I remember the first thread with fondness, we were a small band fighting the fight back then but look how we've grown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 If we're going to use the 0 shots on target thing as a stick to beat Pardew with (not unfairly) then we should look at the other 'stats' too. http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/829518/LiveStatistics/England-Premier-League-2014-2015-Newcastle-United-Manchester-City If you look at the passing specifically the accuracy for the majority is up around 90% which isn't bad at all. Krul still punts it long aimlessly far too often for my liking but the rest of them combined played 30 long balss, 20 of which were 'accurate'. I try and treat each game individually and I liked what I saw today as I've said. It took you until the last sentence but at least you have admitted that you know nothing about football. Go on then, enlighten me with your wealth of Footballing knowledge. I'll enlighten you as to why Pardew should f*ck off. He head butts opposing players, shoves linesmen, abuses opposing managers, tells lies to the fans and regularly contradicts himself.. Add that to the fact that he congratulates himself for signing players, regularly tells us how grateful we should be to a fat greedy tw*t who is creaming million of pounds of the fans money into his pocket, oh and did I mention the now regular maulings by Sunlun and the fact that we have won 5 and drawn one of the last 21 games. Wish you and your fellow Wonga shirt wearing sheep would f*cking wake up. And Mr (Mc)Fool please tell me where I have said anything of the opposite? However loudly you scream into your keyboard, it isn't going to make one blind bit of difference to the arseholes owning the club/picking the team/making the tea. I've realised this so I'd rather spend my time analysing the performance of our team on a game by game basis. Anyone with half a brain cell knows Pardew is a c***, some just don't feel the need to let it ruin our club. For the record I have never and will never by a shirt that bears the name of Wonga.com. Odious f***ing company. Yer welcome Mr Dozy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? I remember the first thread with fondness, we were a small band fighting the fight back then but look how we've grown. You build an army TRon and there's always more idiots to swell the ranks of the opposition. Though it has been glorious to see some of the defectors, my personal favourite being the eventual turn around of Slim. One day we'll all be united in our hatred of Pardew, I'd like to know what the smug little fuck face has to do for that to happen though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 You build an army TRon and there's always more idiots to swell the ranks of the opposition. Though it has been glorious to see some of the defectors, my personal favourite being the eventual turn around of Slim. One day we'll all be united in our hatred of Pardew, I'd like to know what the smug little f*** face has to do for that to happen though. Slim went from wanting to have his babies one day to wanting to kill him the next, it wasn't a gradual change it was over night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I hope someone attacks this cunt in his sleep with a Nail gun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 You build an army TRon and there's always more idiots to swell the ranks of the opposition. Though it has been glorious to see some of the defectors, my personal favourite being the eventual turn around of Slim. One day we'll all be united in our hatred of Pardew, I'd like to know what the smug little f*** face has to do for that to happen though. Slim went from wanting to have his babies one day to wanting to kill him the next, it wasn't a gradual change it was over night. That's what I mean it was spectacular Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 You build an army TRon and there's always more idiots to swell the ranks of the opposition. Though it has been glorious to see some of the defectors, my personal favourite being the eventual turn around of Slim. One day we'll all be united in our hatred of Pardew, I'd like to know what the smug little f*** face has to do for that to happen though. Slim went from wanting to have his babies one day to wanting to kill him the next, it wasn't a gradual change it was over night. Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. There won't be another, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 How can you not let him ruin your enjoyment of the club when he dictates the utter dross we churn out each and every week? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. There won't be another, right? There'd be another 300 pages at least just slagging him off, even if he was sacked tomorrow. Suppose maybe that would get a new thread though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. There won't be another, right? There'd be another 300 pages at least just slagging him off, even if he was sacked tomorrow. Suppose maybe that would get a new thread though. I mean, yeah. When he leaves sure. Make a thread. But another one where we impotently call him a dick and hate his guts electronically? Does anyone want that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This is going to be our 'Nam. We all just need to find a way home first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. There won't be another, right? There'd be another 300 pages at least just slagging him off, even if he was sacked tomorrow. Suppose maybe that would get a new thread though. I mean, yeah. When he leaves sure. Make a thread. But another one where we impotently call him a dick and hate his guts electronically? Does anyone want that? Well yeah, because his idiotic tactics and horrible interviews will be discussed somewhere, so we need a thread for him. The cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. There won't be another, right? There'd be another 300 pages at least just slagging him off, even if he was sacked tomorrow. Suppose maybe that would get a new thread though. I mean, yeah. When he leaves sure. Make a thread. But another one where we impotently call him a dick and hate his guts electronically? Does anyone want that? If it doesn't happen, I'm sure we'll be blasting the useless fucktard in most/all other threads anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This can't be only his second thread, surely? This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. There won't be another, right? There'd be another 300 pages at least just slagging him off, even if he was sacked tomorrow. Suppose maybe that would get a new thread though. I mean, yeah. When he leaves sure. Make a thread. But another one where we impotently call him a dick and hate his guts electronically? Does anyone want that? Well yeah, because his idiotic tactics and horrible interviews will be discussed somewhere, so we need a thread for him. The cunt. Excuses thread and the relevant match thread. I feel like we've got him covered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Also, what kind of cowardly twat is chasing the game with ten to go and is too afraid to stick two up top? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 There'd be another 300 pages at least just slagging him off, even if he was sacked tomorrow. Suppose maybe that would get a new thread though. If he was sacked tomorrow I would not post for a month, I'd be too pissed to type. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 When he gets sacked I think we should keep a dedicated thread going so we can slag him at his new club. It never gets old. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 When he gets sacked I think we should keep a dedicated thread going so we can slag him at his new club. It never gets old. It's old now and it's been old for over a year. It's almost impossible to not do it when you make the mistake of reading something he's said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Two seasons running, bottom of the league after the opening weekend. Another one to pop in Alan's accolades. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Promising performance yesterday but fuck off Alan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Catwalk cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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