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2 hours ago, MagMal said:

Look at me, I live in Yarm and eat paarrrsta!!. 🤣🤣

Awful place Yarm. Full of rolled up jeans, sneakers and no socks on a weekend 

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6 minutes ago, Tsunami said:

I’m genuinely puzzled; how do you wipe your arse sitting down?

 

How does it feel realising you've been a wrongun your whole life? 

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18 minutes ago, Earp said:

Awful place Yarm. Full of rolled up jeans, sneakers and no socks on a weekend 

And every fucker wants to park on the other side of the road on the highstreet!

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9 minutes ago, Adam P said:

The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. 

You're invited to inspect my arse crack any time and you'll find it incredibly clean....oh hang on. 😬

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29 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

You're invited to inspect my arse crack any time and you'll find it incredibly clean....oh hang on. 😬

Hanging on Kenny, like the winnets in your arse crack. 

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Do you flush the toilet before you start wiping and is your head not too near your arse (and toilet) when you’re wiping? Should add that the Man U thread feels perfect for this. I can’t find any videos on the internet and the missus better not look at my search history.

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1 hour ago, Adam P said:

The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. 

Dirty fucking heathens.

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29 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

You're invited to inspect my arse crack any time and you'll find it incredibly clean....oh hang on. 😬

Hanging on Kenny, like the winnets in your arse crack. 

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1 hour ago, Adam P said:

The sit down stand up debate was done to death on here in the mid 2000s. It was firmly established that stand uppers had filthy arse cracks. 

Not if finished off, as all good jobs should be with an Andrex bum wipe!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by PauloGeordio

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1 minute ago, astraguy said:

i don't think ive ever ever heard of anyone standing to wipe and i'm close to 40...WTF! who taught them this

You don’t stand? Bet you have had a shitty wrist loads of times. Did they call you crappy ‘Carpometacarpal’ at school? 

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1 hour ago, MagMal said:

And every fucker wants to park on the other side of the road on the highstreet!

Traffic’s a nightmare, made worse by the Council granting pp for hundreds of new houses on the periphery 

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If I was Rooney I’d want to be at home as much as I possibly could so I could spend all day snogging Colleen.

 

Daft cunts got millions in the bank, a massive house and an absolute scorcher of a wife at home and he prefers to spend his time out and about cos-playing as a football manager and telly pundit.

 

 

Edited by bobbydazzla

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5 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

If I was Rooney I’d want to be at home as much as I possibly could so I could spend all day snogging Colleen.

 

Daft cunts got millions in the bank, a massive house and an absolute scorcher of a wife at home and he prefers to spend his time out and about cos-playing as a football manager and telly pundit.

 

 

 

 

:lol: she must be gutted he has aged like a hot egg

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