Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I knew this would happen, says Moyes MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes said the team’s dismal form is the sort of thing that happens to him all the time. Moyes told friends, family and ‘anyone who would listen’ that something would go wrong ‘sooner rather than later’. He said: “My friends were all really nice and told me not to worry. ‘This team has just won the league’ they would say, ‘it’ll be brilliant’. “But I kept saying, ‘no, no, no, something will go wrong, something always goes wrong’. “It’s so typical of me. Whenever I get something new, like a telly or a car or one of those coffee machines with the little pods, it stops working within a month. “Sometimes it just breaks all by itself and sometimes it’s because I may have accidentally knocked it into the sink. “I don’t know which scenario we’re looking at here, but from my point of view, it has come as absolutely no surprise whatsoever.” He added: “When I got the job my wife said to me, ‘you’ll break it within a month’. She said it like it was a joke. “But then there was an awkward silence and we just stared at each other for about 10 seconds.” http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/i-knew-this-would-happen-says-moyes-2013121081878 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Some of you are very bitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Some of you are very bitter. Nah. just hilarious that a bunch of people have been lecturing us and many more teams about giving managers time blah blah..within the first half of the new season they are cucking their toys out the pram. Delicious. They now have their Sam Allerdyce. Enjoy clogg ball mancs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
basjen Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Some of you are very bitter. Guilty. For me it's down to seeing most of my friends celebrating trophy after trophy, don't think I would've been bitter if they supported other teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Some of you are very bitter. 1996. And yes. Bitter as a lemon draped with stinging nettles and then pissed on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I couldn't give a flying fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 It is good to see them as a 'normal' club for a bit. Not sure if it goes to show how awesome Fergie was, or how clever he was getting out when he did though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It shows how rubbish Moyes is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Moyes isn't rubbish man. I'd give anything to have him as our manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Rubbish, is harsh, but definitely limited. Basically, I wouldn't have Moyes manage a team of largely attack minded players. He's going to have to change the squad a fair bit to have any success. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The last few seasons Everton played some of the best football in the premiership, IMO. He's under a lot of pressure, and he might even not be up to it, but I think he's got the skills to be regarded as a very good manager. Not top class (like Man Utd should be aiming for), but certainly better than anyone we've had in recent history bar KK and SBR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Rubbish, is harsh, but definitely limited. Basically, I wouldn't have Moyes manage a team of largely attack minded players. He's going to have to change the squad a fair bit to have any success. Agree with this. I just can't see him doing anything with Man U. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Some of you are very bitter. That's basically football mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It shows how rubbish Moyes is. Liverpool still going to win the league? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It shows how rubbish Moyes is. Liverpool still going to win the league? I said they would compete for the league, and definitely finish top 4. I still stand by that. I said Moyes would bomb and would definitely not finish top 4, and I would be surprised if he manages Europe period. I still stand by that too. As far as I can see, Liverpool are second in the league and Man U are sitting in 9th and are 5pts off a European spot. I'm still in with a shout on both points. The jokes on you buddy. Guffaw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Hello, Manchester United fans.... .... it's weekend time! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Hello, Manchester United fans.... .... it's weekend time! I basically say this to every Man U fan I know every weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Think Moyes was let down in the summer, tbh. They urgently needed to buy some decent midfielders. Obviously not getting Fàbregas was a big blow, and Fellaini not being able to get into form has added extra pressure onto him. If they improved their midfield four I could see they getting themselves into the Champions League spots, but I think it will be 2-3 windows until you see them at their best. Have to wounder if the "fans" will give Moyes that time. Boos at full time seem to be the norm now at OT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Not top class (like Man Utd should be aiming for), but certainly better than anyone we've had in recent history bar KK and SBR. U what ? Doesn't hold a candle to the likes of Dalglish, Souness, Allardyce,Shearer,Hughton, Roeder... the exception being Kinnear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Moyes is definitely rubbish. His decline since the early LOR work has been patchy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Van Persie out for a(nother) month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Van Persie out for a(nother) month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Van Persie out for a(nother) month. No way! He's back to his injury prone ways then. Knew last season was a blip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Moyes has him running around a fair bit. His last season at Arsenal and last season he was right up top running way less than he used too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Van Persie out for a(nother) month. No way! He's back to his injury prone ways then. Knew last season was a blip. Sounds like he was rushed back way too early to play against us. Probably done himself damage long term now. Doubt this will be his last injury this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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