Cajun Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Along the lines of what Wullie said I would definitely give desperate people a load of money fairly regularly. Would be for purely selfish reasons, just to see some homeless persons face as I stuff £5,000 in his pot. I would be a sucker for these tv stories as well, like the reality show Chicken Shop (I think it was called) where some lad was working ridiculous hours a day to spend even more hours in University to study so he could make something of himself, I would track him down and give him enough to do it without working Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Rooney will become a club ambassador when he retires as well. You'd have to think that's him at us for the rest of his career now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 How many years till he puts in another "transfer request" because he wants 400k pw? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 How many years till he puts in another "transfer request" because he wants 400k pw? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Along the lines of what Wullie said I would definitely give desperate people a load of money fairly regularly. Would be for purely selfish reasons, just to see some homeless persons face as I stuff £5,000 in his pot. I would be a sucker for these tv stories as well, like the reality show Chicken Shop (I think it was called) where some lad was working ridiculous hours a day to spend even more hours in University to study so he could make something of himself, I would track him down and give him enough to do it without working I'd just do Balotelli shit. Like drive around with tons of money in the passenger seat in case the police stops me asking why I have ton of money in the passenger seat so I could say "Because I'm rich." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Ambassador after how many transfer requests? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Ambassador after how many transfer requests? Rarely has one player held an entire club for ransom so often. Man Utd forced into accepting his demands too because they know, and he knows, they ain't getting anyone better. It's quite funny, really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I wish Rooney would fuck off from the Premier League. Would be a sad day if he ever took Shearer's scoring record. Great footballer, but (seemingly) a cunt of a person. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I wish Rooney would f*** off from the Premier League. Would be a sad day if he ever took Shearer's scoring record. Great footballer, but (seemingly) a c*** of a person. I hope he stays and moves to Man City, just for the lolz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Next season he will demand (and get) a 500ft tall gold statue of himself on top of old trafford, which will be renamed the wayne rooney money pit arena and the club will be renamed Rooney united Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I wish Rooney would f*** off from the Premier League. Would be a sad day if he ever took Shearer's scoring record. Great footballer, but (seemingly) a c*** of a person. I don't think he'll do it. I did it one time though. If he does it'll have taken him more than 14 years to do it - without 2 career threatening injuries and playing in the PL since 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 How old will he be at the end of this deal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Should have sold him, would have next to no re-sale value by the time this deal ends when he's 33. Portsmouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 He'll be shit in Brazil cause he'll eat like a pig as soon as the season ends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tollemache Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Got to bear in mind the cost of replacing him too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Personally, I imagine they could've got 1 or 2 players in that would cost less than 85 million quid over the next five and a half years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Along the lines of what Wullie said I would definitely give desperate people a load of money fairly regularly. Would be for purely selfish reasons, just to see some homeless persons face as I stuff £5,000 in his pot. I would be a sucker for these tv stories as well, like the reality show Chicken Shop (I think it was called) where some lad was working ridiculous hours a day to spend even more hours in University to study so he could make something of himself, I would track him down and give him enough to do it without working If you did that though, he'd lose all his drive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Anyone thought of the soldiers in all of this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Anyone thought of the soldiers in all of this? When's the last time a soldier scored a winning goal with a sweet scissor kick? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 With Rooney staying, then signing Mata makes nosense whatsoever, unless the plan is to flog RVP this summer. Mata never is, and never will be a Moyes-esque winger in a 4-4-1-1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I wish Rooney would f*** off from the Premier League. Would be a sad day if he ever took Shearer's scoring record. Great footballer, but (seemingly) a c*** of a person. I hope he stays and moves to Man City, just for the lolz. Please God, let this happen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I wish Rooney would fuck off from the Premier League. Would be a sad day if he ever took Shearer's scoring record. Great footballer, but (seemingly) a cunt of a person. Don't think there's any chance of that, which is good because it'd make me fucking sick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Got to bear in mind the cost of replacing him too But how much could they have gotten by selling him? Say they could get £25m, add that to the contract they've given him and that's £110m to replace him (obviously including whatever wage they give the replacement). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Pardew will be hoping his old buddies Palace don't get something tomorrow. He'd fucking hate being back within 3 points of the Europa League with a win on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Along the lines of what Wullie said I would definitely give desperate people a load of money fairly regularly. Would be for purely selfish reasons, just to see some homeless persons face as I stuff £5,000 in his pot. I would be a sucker for these tv stories as well, like the reality show Chicken Shop (I think it was called) where some lad was working ridiculous hours a day to spend even more hours in University to study so he could make something of himself, I would track him down and give him enough to do it without working If you did that though, he'd lose all his drive Good point, I'd have to give it to him in stages as he progressed through his education. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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