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If it's literally a case of the match, the pub or shopping with the wife, you have to question people's lack of imagination  :lol:

 

Pretty much, there is so much in the world to do other than those things.  Express your emotions via poetry, painting, playing an instrument or learn a new craft.  :lol:

 

Or something more constructive than following nufc - such as stapling your scrot to the wall for the duration of the match

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I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about.

I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games.

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I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about.

I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games.

 

Whats stopping you taking a bird along to see Ashley's peep show of misery?

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Briefly popped into the box office today and asked the security bloke how sales were going , he pulled an embarrassed face went red and laughed ...

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I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about.

I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games.

 

Whats stopping you taking a bird along to see Ashley's peep show of misery?

Ashley’s peep show of misery.
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Briefly popped into the box office today and asked the security bloke how sales were going , he pulled an embarrassed face went red and laughed ...

 

Why is modern day culture obsessed with looks? You take no notice of that security guard its what's inside that counts.

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Briefly popped into the box office today and asked the security bloke how sales were going , he pulled an embarrassed face went red and laughed ...

 

That was me. I thought you said my tail was showing.  :blush:

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Need a Reverend Billy outside the box office preaching against the evil of getting a season ticket

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I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about.

I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games.

 

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you wouldn't

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Don’t worry lads 100mill transfer kitty/war chest incoming, get renewed sharpish

 

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I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about.

I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games.

 

your latent homosexuality is very exposed in that post mate. you need to revaluate your life.

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Don’t worry lads 100mill transfer kitty/war chest incoming, get renewed sharpish

 

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Entirely possible, but only if we get a McClaren style manager who wastes it on shite (or at least on his style of players before he gets binned off and a new manager comes in with different plans), and spend the rest of our lives wondering what Rafa or the next manager could have done with it. 

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Don’t worry lads 100mill transfer kitty/war chest incoming, get renewed sharpish

 

Before Benitez left, it was £50m plus sales, but with wages and agent fees to also come out of that £50m.

 

Nobody even believed them then, hence in part why Rafa walked, but now they've revised history to say £60m, and dropped all mention of the other bits being deductible. They can't even lie consistently. :lol:

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I know you guys are taking the piss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about.

I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games.

 

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you wouldn't

 

You really wouldn't, or your wife get's sick of the very talk of football. Mine used to come to games with me and then got sick of it all and holds it all against me now constantly complaining that I go to x number of games a year (Started happening strangely when the kids popped out). I have merely retained my season ticket for last 5 years to piss her off. I am now negotiating giving her half the money and me retaining other half and still going out for a pint on match day (Don't get out much apart from that with kids tbh).

 

As much as I love her, the match is my thing - similarly I don't sit watching Love Island/Geordie Shore/Some Other shit while my brains seep out my ear so we both have our own thing. Difference being I don't hate her for watching mong TV, but she despises football because I used to watch any game on TV :-)

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I know you guys are taking the p*ss out of other fans with the wives things, but in all honesty I don’t understand what they are on about.

I’m single, but if I had a GF or wife, then Ashley owning is aside, I’d love for her to come to games with me. NUFC is a big part of my life, outside of work it’s what occupies the majority of my time. If NUFC were under a new owner, being ran decently then I’d love to be back and to take a GF or wife to the games.

 

your latent homosexuality is very exposed in that post mate. you need to revaluate your life.

Yeaah, wanting to spend time with a girlfriend? What a homosexual!!!

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