Disco Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 "I'm one of you like my mate Stevie Bantz. Please like me. Please, please like me." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Aye. Liken yourself to fistypumps. That'll get the fans onside... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Man, just keep a low profile and try to figure out how to make an impact in this non-footballing team. Talk is cheap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Aye. Liken yourself to fistypumps. That'll get the fans onside... Funny thing is it will. Just not with us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Us knowledgable lot on N-O. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-vs-man-city-pardew-4063311 Newcastle boss Alan Pardew is so desperate to beat his Manchester City jinx that he’s looking to a Sunderland old boy to act as a lucky charm. Jack Colback made a controversial move to St James’ this summer when he quit the Black Cats as a free agent. The Toon-supporting midfielder figured in three of Sunderland’s four successive 1-0 home wins against City. And Pardew is hoping the 24-year-old Colback can work some magic for the Magpies against the champions tomorrow. City are Newcastle’s first-day opponents for the second season running – 12 months ago, Manuel Pellegrini’s men won 4-0 at the Etihad. Pardew has also lost all eight games against City, who have won their last 10 against Toon in all competitions. But Pardew, reminded of Colback’s winning run with Sunderland over City, quipped: “Thank god for that – it’s why I signed him! “One of our best displays last season was against City, and we were beaten. They’re the type of team who, even if you’re at your very best against them, will still beat you. “But I do think we’re really well set for this game. Hopefully we can get some kind of result against them because our record isn’t great. With Jack in the side, obviously anything can happen!” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Jesus cunting Christ on a pogo stick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Somebody get me a gun, tell me where he is and I'll do it. Fucking arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Bet they run through walls for him. Inspirational stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Bet they run through walls for him. Inspirational stuff. Hopefully Colback tries running through a few walls for him. Can start in my back yard if he fancies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrn40eSQz1ryu3g1o1_250.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Okay, we need to get battered tomorrow, with Colback getting ripped to shreds please. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Wow, just wow. I always think I can't hate him more than I do BUT credit to the prick, he manages to make me reach new levels of hate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Hang on, when were we good against Man City? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 With Jack in the side, obviously anything can happen! The exclamation mark annoys me an unreasonable amount there, as if he said it with a massive shit eating grin on his stupid twatty face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 With Jack in the side, obviously anything can happen! The exclamation mark annoys me an unreasonable amount there, as if he said it with a massive s*** eating grin on his stupid twatty face. Dat quote. No pressure Colsack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeordieAce Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Hang on, when were we good against Man City? Must be referring to last season when Tiotes strike got disallowed. To be fair, I thought we deserved something from that game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisjraby Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Baffling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Oh my God, that quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-vs-man-city-pardew-4063311 Newcastle boss Alan Pardew is so desperate to beat his Manchester City jinx that he’s looking to a Sunderland old boy to act as a lucky charm. Jack Colback made a controversial move to St James’ this summer when he quit the Black Cats as a free agent. The Toon-supporting midfielder figured in three of Sunderland’s four successive 1-0 home wins against City. And Pardew is hoping the 24-year-old Colback can work some magic for the Magpies against the champions tomorrow. City are Newcastle’s first-day opponents for the second season running – 12 months ago, Manuel Pellegrini’s men won 4-0 at the Etihad. Pardew has also lost all eight games against City, who have won their last 10 against Toon in all competitions. But Pardew, reminded of Colback’s winning run with Sunderland over City, quipped: “Thank god for that – it’s why I signed him! “One of our best displays last season was against City, and we were beaten. They’re the type of team who, even if you’re at your very best against them, will still beat you. “But I do think we’re really well set for this game. Hopefully we can get some kind of result against them because our record isn’t great. With Jack in the side, obviously anything can happen!” http://i.imgur.com/lol8Kdh.gif?1 http://i.minus.com/irR2qtMNJ5Xw3.gif http://i.imgur.com/0wivOMd.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Yes Alan, Colback is the missing piece to prevent all the games we got raped in last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Baffling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Wish we'd give him a blanket media ban. The bloke isn't right in the head and he needs censored. (Pardew, not neesy, by the way). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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