Mick Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Was quite close to this, wasn't even a foul never mind a yellow, got the ball didn't touch the player, bizzare tbh Take it as a bonus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Absolutely useless, and then he'll be captain in the championship next year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Lad next to me singing his praises, yet he was fucking awful. How come players like Anita, Aarons, Perez maybe Armstrong do not get given as many anonymous games as this fucker or Oberwank or any other shit we stick with, instead they get slated after 1 or 2 sub appearances or the odd 90 mins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I know it's not a popular thing to say but I thought he played alright today and was one of a few to put a shift in. Explain what you mean by put a shift in Covered for others, tackled back, actually worked and looked like he gave a shit. Shame he did it all at a snail's pace so the opposition just ran around him at will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 hate him with a fire that burns brighter than the cunt's hair Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 There's a new virus at the match. It's the "goarrn colback lad" disease. Every single match I have some clueless cunt sitting near me who spends the whole 90 minutes shouting or at least muttering "go on colback lad" or "get in colback lad" or variations of this when the useless bastard tries to make a challenge or do something beyond be totally useless. It makes me hate him even more that so many can't see he's a talentless, paceless, clueless waste of fucking space. There was one moment in the second half where he totally mistimed a jump for a ball like a fucking child on a school playground. Was unbelievable. Shite bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 There was one moment in the second half where he totally mistimed a jump for a ball like a fucking child on a school playground. Was unbelievable. Shite bastard. Was referring to this earlier. It really was unbelievable. He was all alone, unchallenged too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 There's a new virus at the match. It's the "goarrn colback lad" disease. Every single match I have some clueless cunt sitting near me who spends the whole 90 minutes shouting or at least muttering "go on colback lad" or "get in colback lad" or variations of this when the useless bastard tries to make a challenge or do something beyond be totally useless. It makes me hate him even more that so many can't see he's a talentless, paceless, clueless waste of fucking space. There was one moment in the second half where he totally mistimed a jump for a ball like a fucking child on a school playground. Was unbelievable. Shite bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Effort, fight, passion, knows the area blah blah cuntimg blah. Hate the cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Played like he had shrunk 5 inches over night and hadn't noticed. Was absolutely no where near almost every aerial ball he went for. Does quite a lot of that tackling but still not coming out with the ball that seems to be a feature with a lot of our players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 There's a new virus at the match. It's the "goarrn colback lad" disease. Every single match I have some clueless c*** sitting near me who spends the whole 90 minutes shouting or at least muttering "go on colback lad" or "get in colback lad" or variations of this when the useless b****** tries to make a challenge or do something beyond be totally useless. It makes me hate him even more that so many can't see he's a talentless, paceless, clueless waste of f***ing space. There was one moment in the second half where he totally mistimed a jump for a ball like a f***ing child on a school playground. Was unbelievable. s**** b******. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 In the last 180 minutes I think he's managed to misplace 5 or 6 passes straight into the oppositions players without pressure and after about 10 seconds on the ball. How a professional footballer can manage this is beyond me. If I was McClaren I'd make this guy hit 1000 passes to a teammate without a miss every training before allowing him near the starting XI again. It's just shameful. I get it happens when under pressure, but he's done it with all the time in his world and this is the reason why Anita has to start for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 defensive midfield player making no effort to get back, when they are attacking. why's he even on the pitch ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Just out of interest then Cranky...what do you think of wor Jacky boi? He's the greatest player to pull on the black and white since Sammy Ameobi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 defensive midfield player making no effort to get back, when they are attacking. why's he even on the pitch ffs. Because we clearly need the jordie passhun to stay further up-field at times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He reminds me so much of Nicky Butt, nowhere to be seen when we are attacking, nowhere to be seen when we are defending, where the f*** does he go?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He reminds me so much of Nicky Butt, nowhere to be seen when we are attacking, nowhere to be seen when we are defending, where the f*** does he go?? He's a coward who thinks he's made it because he knows the crowd will give him all the slack he needs. Won the lottery when we had al pards as manager looking for a strapping Geordie lad to take on the local pacifier role. Just shows how little anyone running NUFC understands about NUFC fans, and that includes braindead fools like Carver and Stone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He reminds me so much of Nicky Butt, nowhere to be seen when we are attacking, nowhere to be seen when we are defending, where the f*** does he go?? He's a coward who thinks he's made it because he knows the crowd will give him all the slack he needs. Won the lottery when we had al pards as manager looking for a strapping Geordie lad to take on the local pacifier role. Just shows how little anyone running NUFC understands about NUFC fans, and that includes braindead fools like Carver and Stone. Eh the majority of our fans love him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He reminds me so much of Nicky Butt, nowhere to be seen when we are attacking, nowhere to be seen when we are defending, where the f*** does he go?? He's a coward who thinks he's made it because he knows the crowd will give him all the slack he needs. Won the lottery when we had al pards as manager looking for a strapping Geordie lad to take on the local pacifier role. Just shows how little anyone running NUFC understands about NUFC fans, and that includes braindead fools like Carver and Stone. Eh the majority of our fans love him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He reminds me so much of Nicky Butt, nowhere to be seen when we are attacking, nowhere to be seen when we are defending, where the f*** does he go?? He's a coward who thinks he's made it because he knows the crowd will give him all the slack he needs. Won the lottery when we had al pards as manager looking for a strapping Geordie lad to take on the local pacifier role. Just shows how little anyone running NUFC understands about NUFC fans, and that includes braindead fools like Carver and Stone. Eh the majority of our fans love him. The majority of our fans are idiots. I would love him too if he actually had any ability. The majority of our fans can't see that he has none. I'm all for having local lads who can actually play football over foreigners any day because they should, in theory, put in that extra 5% of thunder that might bring some f***ing hope and joy to the soulless pit that SJP has become. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Your original point is incorrect. The Geordie trick has worked a trick from a PR perspective. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Your original point is incorrect. The Geordie trick has worked a trick from a PR perspective. Which was exactly what I said. It worked from a PR point of view but not a footballing one. Fans rarely turn against individual players en masse, especially inside the stadium, so they'll definitely not turn against good Geordie lad Jack. But they still display frustration and anger towards a bad football side that includes Colback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He reminds me so much of Nicky Butt, nowhere to be seen when we are attacking, nowhere to be seen when we are defending, where the f*** does he go?? He's a coward who thinks he's made it because he knows the crowd will give him all the slack he needs. Won the lottery when we had al pards as manager looking for a strapping Geordie lad to take on the local pacifier role. Just shows how little anyone running NUFC understands about NUFC fans, and that includes braindead fools like Carver and Stone. Eh the majority of our fans love him. That's going to be a big problem, especially if McClaren doesn't have the balls to drop a local lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Decent chance he'll miss the Baldmen v Comb derby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 He reminds me so much of Nicky Butt, nowhere to be seen when we are attacking, nowhere to be seen when we are defending, where the f*** does he go?? The difference is that Butt's legs were completely shot, so he was pretty much confined to the centre circle. Colback is 8 or 9 years younger than Butt when we had him, and actively hides from the ball at times. Butt was incredibly limited and the definition of flogging a dead horse, but he never hid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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