toontownman Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 I noticed him today, ergo it wasn't his worst match. had one nice run and excellent cross. Generally was much closer to 50/50 in terms of a) going backwards/positive forward play b) giving away the ball/completing a pass and retaining possession c) fouling/winning the ball. I'd call that a progress. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Shoooooooooooooooot Not sure if sarcasm or not but I was urging him to belt it a couple times today, as shit as he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelveys Hair Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Jack Passback was getting a nosebleed when he went into the opposition half, he didnt seem to know what to do with himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 God I hate this little twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Not his worst match but he's still an absolute itchy scrote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 There was a moment in the second half where the ball got played to him in acres of space, must have had a good 30-40 yards he could have drove into but he chose to slow the play down and then waited before knocking a short sideways pass out to the wing. Hardly a suprise Wijnaldum and Sissoko drop so deep all the time because they know we have two central midfielders shit scared to carry the ball or play a forward pass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I remember being coached as a kid and always being told too "drive drive drive". If you pick the ball up and there is space ahead of you, then drive. Get forward and get your team up the pitch. This cunt sticks us in reverse at every opportunity. Fucking sick of the little ginger tart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 He's absolutely aaaaful. Scared of space and his own shadow. It's criminal that he appears to be undroppable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Pardew's final twist of the knife this little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I've never hated one of our players as much as this utter cockend. Fucking useless in every department. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Loads saying he was excellent today, that was probably his best performance of the season overall and he still basically did nothing, maybe done things that any CM should be doing at bog standard level on a regular basis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Loads saying he was excellent today, that was probably his best performance of the season overall and he still basically did nothing, maybe done things that any CM should be doing at bog standard level on a regular basis. It's the same as people slagging the likes of like Ben Arfa. Expectations are much higher so when they do something wrong, they're shite. When Colback, who's dogshit, makes one surging run into the box and delivers a rare cross - he's had an excellent game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Loads saying he was excellent today, that was probably his best performance of the season overall and he still basically did nothing, maybe done things that any CM should be doing at bog standard level on a regular basis. He was garbage apart from one decent run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 What does seemingly everyone else see that eludes us though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 The Colback Conundrum, Dan Brown's next novel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Tbf we looked worse earlier in the season when Colback was out of the team, he's still a fucking shite footballer and should never be starting a game for us. We just look worse with a midfield of Anita Tiote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I think that difference would only be noticeable to a very strong microscope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I thought he shored us up brilliantly against Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begbie Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 the reason why we have to play with 2 holding midfielders Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 perhaps it's been mentioned, but i didn't know he was one of the fastest 20 players in the league! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/11525027/The-top-20-fastest-players-in-the-Premier-League-revealed.html?frame=3261278 #13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Jack Colback (Newcastle) - 21.20mph A rare highlight for Newcastle in a fairly dismal season, the former Sunderland midfielder is now established as one of the country's most promising talents. :lol: Must have been wind assisted by a fucking huge tornado. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Almost certainly only hit that speed on way to commit a pointless foul after passing the ball 10 yards backwards to the opposing team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I'm living in another dimension Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 To be fair he is quick to hide Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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