Flip Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Ok only Kaka agrees with me, i apologize for such a silly comment. Moving on, Colback is worse than aids. I'm in on this one. Colback is fucking horrible. Kaka made a solid point. Smith could do a thing, Colback can't do anything. Most pointless footballer I've seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Tin hat on* Other than the obvious, thought he was better tonight. Some half decent diagonal passes. That said hard to see him get worse. Has to be dropped for shelvey/saviet. Better than what? Infant mortality? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Closing in on goal, had at least a few seconds to decide to take a chance and smash it at goal (jesus christ he's only 5 yards away ffs) and he decides he's not brave enough to have a go and waits for minimal contact before collapsing at the Gallowgate End in the hope the ref awards a penalty. That's absolutely f***ing shameful, wrong foot or not, to lack the courage to even attempt a shot at goal, point f***ing blank, is absolutely horrific stuff. Should be run out of f***ing town, the cowardly little w*****. This. The epitome of cowardice. Just think how we'd be sat here giving the lad credit had he actually taken a shot (and probably) scored. Thin lines. To be honest though, the fact that we've gone for two new midfielders, and the fact that he's been getting subbed off more and more often, I reckon SMC has identified that he's a weak link and will look to demote him to the bench. I just can't picture a world in which a coach can't see such a glaring hole in his team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Closing in on goal, had at least a few seconds to decide to take a chance and smash it at goal (jesus christ he's only 5 yards away ffs) and he decides he's not brave enough to have a go and waits for minimal contact before collapsing at the Gallowgate End in the hope the ref awards a penalty. That's absolutely fucking shameful, wrong foot or not, to lack the courage to even attempt a shot at goal, point fucking blank, is absolutely horrific stuff. Should be run out of fucking town, the cowardly little wanker. If only he was an underused Frenchman and not a crowd favourite...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Such a nothing player, can't believe he got an England call up and got called the Ginger Pirlo last season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Closing in on goal, had at least a few seconds to decide to take a chance and smash it at goal (jesus christ he's only 5 yards away ffs) and he decides he's not brave enough to have a go and waits for minimal contact before collapsing at the Gallowgate End in the hope the ref awards a penalty. That's absolutely f***ing shameful, wrong foot or not, to lack the courage to even attempt a shot at goal, point f***ing blank, is absolutely horrific stuff. Should be run out of f***ing town, the cowardly little w*****. This. The epitome of cowardice. Just think how we'd be sat here giving the lad credit had he actually taken a shot (and probably) scored. Thin lines. To be honest though, the fact that we've gone for two new midfielders, and the fact that he's been getting subbed off more and more often, I reckon SMC has identified that he's a weak link and will look to demote him to the bench. I just can't picture a world in which a coach can't see such a glaring hole in his team. Irony being Thauvin would get crucified if he did the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 How in the holy fuck has he not got a shot away there? Absolutely fucking hopeless this cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 How in the holy fuck has he not got a shot away there? Absolutely fucking hopeless this cunt. Think I sat staring at the TV for a good couple of minutes, just sheer disbelief that he hadn't even tried to score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 How in the holy fuck has he not got a shot away there? Absolutely fucking hopeless this cunt. Think I sat staring at the TV for a good couple of minutes, just sheer disbelief that he hadn't even tried to score. Literally unbelievable. He wasn't even waiting for contact, he just didn't know what to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Even if you swing a leg you're more likely to get a penalty as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 http://45.media.tumblr.com/a587e797cc93c1dda085eb6134207b5d/tumblr_o0ifmzEAYl1ukldkho1_500.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 The lasting spectre of Alan Pardew graced the pitch, and was in full bloom last night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 His shit attempt at trying to redeem himself when we were in a good position a few minutes later made it even worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 What on earth he was doing last night when he was through on goal, i literally have no words for. Aside from that he was shite again. He's part of the problem in the middle, opposition teams just walk through our midfield and onto our back 4. Nee wonder we've signed 2 midfielders as our central midfield has literally nothing to offer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Pardew's final parting shot lumbering us with this cunt. After sending off the best player we've had in donkey's years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 He is local though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Flip has been mad for 24 hours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 We don't need to be lumbered with him,drop him and let him join Overran and all the other fucking brokenbrains Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Flip has been mad for 24 hours. Seriously, it was the most disgusting performance I've seen. We could've honestly put a cone out there and it wouldn't have made a difference. Not even exaggerating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Flip has been mad for 24 hours. Seriously, it was the most disgusting performance I've seen. We could've honestly put a cone out there and it wouldn't have made a difference. Not even exaggerating. Nah, even by his standards he was especially bad. He'll be out there again next game, of course. And the next one. And the one after. Bookings are our only hope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Did he get subsequent booing and then chanted at after his dive or does that only apply to other players/competitions? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 He certainly got a lot of stick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greydos Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Shouldn't this thread title be "Jack Colback, 1 brain cell away from 1 brain cell"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Ginger Fumaça. He's quite literally on that level/strata of dross we've had these past 20+ years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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