Yorkie Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 How the fuck did he manage to score on four occasions last season? Mental stat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 In the match thread I made a post about how deliberate every action is with these 2 - it really is like they turned up to the first lesson in how to control a ball, make it stop then make a deliberate push on the ball to pass it. They do this brilliantly by the way. The problem is that they have never progressed from this. You can probably count on one hand the number of moving balls Dummett his hit this season, and still have enough fingers on the same hand to count the number of first time passes Colback has made. They are the type of player who will always be in a relegation battle due to the negative impact they have on the rest of the team, but will be looked at as good pros to have in a relegation fight as they are used to that environment. Football really baffles me at times Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 How the fuck did he manage to score on four occasions last season? Mental stat. Used to play further forward last season, got into the box a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Shoooooooooooooooot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Appalling footballer, yet he's an essential player cos there's nobody else. Sign a footballer, pronto. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 I noticed him today, ergo it wasn't his worst match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 I thought it was hilarious when he dallied on the ball for a decent 10 seconds allowing Everton to regroup before playing a simple 5 yard pass to Dummett, then a few minutes later our centre back bursts through the entire Everton midfield to the edge of their box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 I noticed him today, ergo it wasn't his worst match. had one nice run and excellent cross. Generally was much closer to 50/50 in terms of a) going backwards/positive forward play b) giving away the ball/completing a pass and retaining possession c) fouling/winning the ball. I'd call that a progress. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Shoooooooooooooooot Not sure if sarcasm or not but I was urging him to belt it a couple times today, as shit as he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelveys Hair Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Jack Passback was getting a nosebleed when he went into the opposition half, he didnt seem to know what to do with himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 God I hate this little twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Not his worst match but he's still an absolute itchy scrote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 There was a moment in the second half where the ball got played to him in acres of space, must have had a good 30-40 yards he could have drove into but he chose to slow the play down and then waited before knocking a short sideways pass out to the wing. Hardly a suprise Wijnaldum and Sissoko drop so deep all the time because they know we have two central midfielders shit scared to carry the ball or play a forward pass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I remember being coached as a kid and always being told too "drive drive drive". If you pick the ball up and there is space ahead of you, then drive. Get forward and get your team up the pitch. This cunt sticks us in reverse at every opportunity. Fucking sick of the little ginger tart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 He's absolutely aaaaful. Scared of space and his own shadow. It's criminal that he appears to be undroppable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Pardew's final twist of the knife this little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I've never hated one of our players as much as this utter cockend. Fucking useless in every department. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Loads saying he was excellent today, that was probably his best performance of the season overall and he still basically did nothing, maybe done things that any CM should be doing at bog standard level on a regular basis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Loads saying he was excellent today, that was probably his best performance of the season overall and he still basically did nothing, maybe done things that any CM should be doing at bog standard level on a regular basis. It's the same as people slagging the likes of like Ben Arfa. Expectations are much higher so when they do something wrong, they're shite. When Colback, who's dogshit, makes one surging run into the box and delivers a rare cross - he's had an excellent game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Loads saying he was excellent today, that was probably his best performance of the season overall and he still basically did nothing, maybe done things that any CM should be doing at bog standard level on a regular basis. He was garbage apart from one decent run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 What does seemingly everyone else see that eludes us though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 The Colback Conundrum, Dan Brown's next novel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Tbf we looked worse earlier in the season when Colback was out of the team, he's still a fucking shite footballer and should never be starting a game for us. We just look worse with a midfield of Anita Tiote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I think that difference would only be noticeable to a very strong microscope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I thought he shored us up brilliantly against Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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